Now that it's finally midnight
JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE, FRANCIS
You better at least get a day off today or else I'm gonna worry lots and lots cuz you wouldn't be able to enjoy your special day of the year.
But I didn't know what else to do sooo... here's a pirate! iloveyoudressedasapirate You're stealing presents that would have been yours anyways.
I hope you're enjoying your birthday. Don't forget to eat cake and stuff!
Happy birthday <3