Glad you're back into the comic-creating buisiness! I've read the newest wolf-office and it's f***ing awesome! Since I haven't heard from you from a very long time, I'll try my best with my entry of this contest. Here it is and it's dedicated to you:

Wolf: So let me get this straight, you're Markus' 20th subscriber?
Rabbit: D*** right I am!
Wolf: But you're no member of TheOtaku...
Rabbit: So what? Go suck your boss's d***
Wolf: You know, I'm starting to get P***ed off...
Rabbit: Bring it on, b******!
[Insert graphic blood violence here]
Wolf: Funny...that d***ed rabbit lost my appetite
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So what do you think? It's simple...