Do you guys remember when I used to like, have a lot of colored comics?
Yeah, those were good times, weren't they!?

Anyway, I feel like a tease about this.
It's like having a patch of cookies
and showing them to people, but they aren't allowed to eat them!

OK , my story isn't as good as cookies.

I've been making a lot of comics about my story, haven't I?
I'm sure it's VERY exciting for you guys!
Maybe next I'll make some about dirt or perhaps walls!

Actually, I have thought about maybe making some simple comics about my story,
expect you know, more PG.
But, that would throw off my username! Truestory!

All right, my dreams aren't exactly true either,
but they semi-happen to me
and they're very real while they happen too!

Hm...I'll think about.