This was the first bit I wrote for this comic, actually!

Transcription:
Movie character (Francis Beekman): "Well, well, well! By George I must say...!"
Movie Character (Dorothy Shaw): "Miss Lee, meet Piggy."
Movie Character (Francis Beekman): "Delighted! Delighted!"
Movie Character (Lorelei Lee): "You did say diamonds!"
Movie Character (Francis Beekman): "I control the 2nd largest mine in South Africa..."

(10 minutes later...)
Movie character (Lorelei Lee): "Oh, Piggy~"

Junkrat: ...this "Piggy" guy's a bit of a sleaze, ain't he? I take it back, mate, he's nothing like you.
Roadhog: ...you sure? We're both fat old fucks foolin' around with young blonde brats.

Junkrat: Yeah? Well last I checked you never gave me a diamond tiara. Matter of fact, I'd say I'm the one showering you in riches! huhuhu

Roadhog: ...you expectin' me to call you "Daddy"?
Junkrat: KYAHAHA!!!

Junkrat: That blonde girlie's a hoot, though! Real pretty face and the brains ta match. (<talking about the character Lorelei Lee)
Roadhog: ...we watchin' the same movie? That broad's dumb as bricks.
Junkrat: I'm with her: the only thing you can rely on in this world is cold-hard cash!
Roadhog: you get strung along by your heart all the time. What're you on about.

(Let's keep watching!)