I always abuse my friend Calvin. I always hug my friend Calvin. Usually, I abuse him, then hug him. One day he suggested to see a comic showing me beating him up, so...it took a couple of history classes, but it's here! If you can't read what's in his thought bubble, it says "What just happened?".

Author's note:Cal-kun's legs are missing cuz I was too lazy to finish;just to let y'all know, he's uber tall...(and vegan!!(lolz)