27)MLA: When you're done being evil, I'll see you at dinner. If your wife doesn't take away the other 60% of your masculinity. (P.S. Real men wear dresses)
*Prettier than Princess Peach ((c)Nintendo)*
28)MOD: ...
"MLA was here" POOF!
29)Roach-Man: You are the worst villain ever. You make the Toilenator (TM) cooler than the Joker (TM).
30)MOD: And YOU haven't done anything yet. This is YOUR COMIC, isn't it, fool?
31)MOD: And a ROACH is the LAMEST alter-ego I've ever seen. *STAB*
32)Roach-Man: *PUNCH-A-DOODLE!* (PS Roaches are not lame, just DISGUSTING. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.
33)Later...
MOD:*PAIN*
Grounder: Well, you'll never be able to make a cute face for the rest of the comic. And you're late for dinner. And your bill is OVER 9,000!
34)MOD: I can't even eat it...
(Cake stolen from officer)

END!

(Grounder's "beating stick")