1) Meanwhile, at the New Jersey Hall of Darkness...
2) M.o.D.: ORDER! This meeting is now underway! Go around the table and introduce yourselves!
3) M.o.D: I, THE MASTER OF DARKNESS, WILL BE PRESIDING OVER THIS MEETING!
4) M.o.D: YOU THERE! YOU'RE NEXT.
5) Adorable Son: But Dad...
M.o.D: You wait your turn!
6) ???: I AM THE MOST DANGEROUS FORCE IN THE ROOM! HEROES QUAKE IN FEAR OF MY PRESENCE! I SHATTER WORLDS, HOMES AND DIMENSIONS! I AM...
7) Grounder: ...YOUR WIFE!
8) M.O.D.: But you're not a villain -- !
9) Grounder: I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?