OMG. So many of these...are....so...incredibly TRUE ^^;;;;. *dies* I never realized so many stories and plots can be summarized in three lines ^^;! You could take it as a sad commentary on the depth of anime plots...but I prefer to just think of it as you being insane with your crazy skills at coming up with these three lines XD XD
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/14/08 | Reply
You are most welcome. This still springs a huge grin to my face. I particularly enjoy how the Cowboy Bebop and SamCham ones are practically identical. I always have to eat something when I'm watching those. Death Note one's awesome too.
I remember when this first came out and I was laughing so hard!
The Death Note one is spot on...makes me want to eat potato chips when I watch it...lol
Semi-random tie in that probably doesn't need to be tied in...
I managed to get the official boxed set of Infinite Ryvius at Best Buy for $23. No joke. I think even they realized it was obscure enough that to sell it, they'd need a really good deal on it. That or the guy rang it up wrong. Probably the latter.
Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O
Mm. Thing is, I actually haven't seen much of Slayers of One Piece yet (I know, I'm horrible). I also had a bunch of others that I felt were either just not as funny or just way too obscure (Infinite Ryvius was borderline 'cause the lines were really good).
As for the long-awaited season 3? I'unno, maybe next year some time after I've had time to watch more shows - unless others would like to do 'em?
I love the Dragon Ball Z one because it was the most obvious one there is because it took like 85 episodes just to throw a punch and when the punch finally connects its already time to go onto the next season.
But why no One Piece one? Then I'll make one...
I'm going to be the next Pirate King.
I'll do anything to protect my friends.
Luffy your such an idiot.
The ones that I actually know are pretty spot on, but for the S-cry-ed one instead of 'Hammer', I would replace it with 'Some random philosophical point of Cougar's' because he was in there way more than Biff. (And Cougar's my favorite, if you can't tell by my name.) Hellsing and Death Note were great. Can you do one for Slayers cause that's my absolute favorite anime.
I totally forgot about these! Well done, as usual. Wow, you actually had Infinite Ryvius. Sometimes I think people have no clue what that is, because around where I am, I'm pretty much the only one who has it. ...You know Sailor Moon's entire speech...
Ah I loved this article when it first came out and with it being polished and republished it brings back the same feelings.
Great Job! It still makes me laugh out loud!
There was only one that I disagreed with and that was the Fruits Basket summary *Gets pencil chucked at head*. It's just I think Fruba's plot conveyed much more than that. I feel the title alone carries the shows message and also "They're animals!" qoute.
I'm sorry if I was rude.(Boy, now I'm starting to sound like Tohru...)
kathy100
Otakuite+ | Posted 04/18/08 | Reply
OMG. So many of these...are....so...incredibly TRUE ^^;;;;. *dies* I never realized so many stories and plots can be summarized in three lines ^^;! You could take it as a sad commentary on the depth of anime plots...but I prefer to just think of it as you being insane with your crazy skills at coming up with these three lines XD XD
Kagirinai Omiya
Otakuite | Posted 04/01/08 | Reply
Lyke, the Death Note one was perhaps the most amazing. There should have been something about strategic planning with Legos though. XD
munchy
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/18/08 | Reply
omg these are so cool! death note was hilarious I laughed so hard at "...I’ll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!" HAHAHAHAHAHAH ...yeah I'm so cool lol
Kaerlyn
Tea pixie (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/17/08 | Reply
hee hee i gave you your 42nd hug ^_^
Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy... Meaning of life and all that... So hugs are a meaning of life? i think they are part of it ^_^
i look forward to more 3 liners...
ShadowsCastByDusk
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/16/08 | Reply
they're accurate, though not exactly roll-in-the-aisles funny, heh.
Ryi-Shikyo
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/14/08 | Reply
You're amazing, James. :P
red tigress
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/14/08 | Reply
You are most welcome. This still springs a huge grin to my face. I particularly enjoy how the Cowboy Bebop and SamCham ones are practically identical. I always have to eat something when I'm watching those. Death Note one's awesome too.
ZeelZy
Otakuite++ | Posted 03/13/08 | Reply
wow it all makes sense now...
scar7
Otakuite | Posted 03/13/08 | Reply
beautiful, just so damn beautiful someguy
amandaxthomas
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/13/08 | Reply
Ouran High School Host Club.
"All I want to do is study.."
"MOM! Haruhi's being rebelious!"
"Want some cake?"
XD thats all I can think of..lol
NightBeck
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/13/08 | Reply
Oh my God, I remember this. There are a few new ones! I love the Suzumiya Haruhi one.
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply
@SomeGuy:
*stifles indignation*
Okay then.
The Big O
"I perform a much needed job here in this city of amnesia."
"Big O! Showtime!"
"You're a louse, Roger Smith."
SomeGuy
Canadian Liaison (Team) | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply
@cougarsama:
Huh. So that's what Slayers is about . . . learn something new every day . . .
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply
Okay, since you don't know Slayers, I'll take a whack at it:
"Die, Lina Inverse!"
"DRAGON SLAVE!"
BOOOOOM!!!!
It's that simple, really.
Emo pocky
Otakuite++ | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply
Pure awesomness!
i loved it!
O! and it was funny to see the bleach and death note one!
IyamiNaHamusutaa
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply
heehee^^ I LOVE THE DEATH NOTE ONE!
ShikamaruRocks
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply
NEXT TIME on DRAGONBALL Z...
heh heh. Awesome.
duorocks17
Senior Otaku | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply
haha oh this brings up memories. I remember when you started doing this so long ago....I like the new ones! ^___^
SomeGuy
Canadian Liaison (Team) | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply
@Allamorph:
I only ever got past the first disc of Big O and then life got busy; I don't know Big O well enough.
You do Big O.
Japan
Bagel Gurl | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply
Deathnote and Azumanga Daioh made me laugh, lol
Six-year-olds and nuclear weapons: a combination that just can't be beat.
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply
Just occurred to me: Big O's missing.
What the hell, man.
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
XD
I remember when this first came out and I was laughing so hard!
The Death Note one is spot on...makes me want to eat potato chips when I watch it...lol
BlackKite
Otakuite+ | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
Haha! Nice, that was hilarious.
Kytes
Otakuite | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
Deathnote... and EPIC EATING OF POTATO CHIPS!
I love deathnote ^^
TwistedCyberChick
Grand Otaku | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
Semi-random tie in that probably doesn't need to be tied in...
I managed to get the official boxed set of Infinite Ryvius at Best Buy for $23. No joke. I think even they realized it was obscure enough that to sell it, they'd need a really good deal on it. That or the guy rang it up wrong. Probably the latter.
Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O
Mayumi94
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
XD lmao nicely done this was so fun to read now I'm not bored anymore but in five minutes I probaly will be XD
star petals
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
very nice!
here's my take on inuyasha
"I sense a jewel shard!"
"Sit boy!"
"Kaaaaaaaaagooooooooomeeee!"
hope to see more!
SomeGuy
Canadian Liaison (Team) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
Mm. Thing is, I actually haven't seen much of Slayers of One Piece yet (I know, I'm horrible). I also had a bunch of others that I felt were either just not as funny or just way too obscure (Infinite Ryvius was borderline 'cause the lines were really good).
As for the long-awaited season 3? I'unno, maybe next year some time after I've had time to watch more shows - unless others would like to do 'em?
Sakura10
Otakuite++ | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
they were awesome!! Thnx for the good time and laughter
darknessslayer
Awesome dude (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
I love the Dragon Ball Z one because it was the most obvious one there is because it took like 85 episodes just to throw a punch and when the punch finally connects its already time to go onto the next season.
But why no One Piece one? Then I'll make one...
I'm going to be the next Pirate King.
I'll do anything to protect my friends.
Luffy your such an idiot.
Hmmm, now I know why.
-Darknessslayer
WinterChild
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
Haha you included my favorite Death Note line!! XDD I knew I wasn't the only one cracking up when they said the potato chip line. These are great!
lazyweird1
Grand Otaku | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
Hehe. "Compared to me, you all suck as vampires." X'D Alucard was it? Priceless! I loved this! Please do more!
AkaiAme
Grand Otaku | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
Ahaha those were really funny Thanks for the laugh!
Neko Nana Mode
Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
Nana looks forward too the next installment.
ShadowLight
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
Ya know what we should keep this list updated with new line from new animes that will eventually come out and others that probably aren't here.
The crazy bubbly shadow
AnimeCrazed9
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
lol i almost fainted from laughter i love the Naruto one
Shi Bum Bumm
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
I DIED LAUGHING THE FIRST TIME I READ THOSE
Super funny and super accurate! ^__^b
[9tailed]
Anoel
Otakuite++ | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
Niiice. Those are really funny, and weirdly accurate. I like.
Time always spirals, and here I am, stuck in the wrong sprial.
s a k u x3
Otakuite | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
Very funny, and the ones that I knew were really true. =)
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
The ones that I actually know are pretty spot on, but for the S-cry-ed one instead of 'Hammer', I would replace it with 'Some random philosophical point of Cougar's' because he was in there way more than Biff. (And Cougar's my favorite, if you can't tell by my name.) Hellsing and Death Note were great. Can you do one for Slayers cause that's my absolute favorite anime.
AP Ichigo
Japan Bureau (Podcasters) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
I'm more impressed that someone else actually watched Otogizoushi. Although I loved the Gundam ones.
-Ichigo
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
Hmm. Apparently, the left bracket still doesn't work.
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
Oro!!
Yeah, and thanks for, like, completely ruining Noir for me. >_
ShadowLight
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
This is amusing to no end.
[giggles]
The crazy bubbly shadow
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
Ah geez, these are crazy!
[Filler]
Shadow Vampiress
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
I totally forgot about these! Well done, as usual. Wow, you actually had Infinite Ryvius. Sometimes I think people have no clue what that is, because around where I am, I'm pretty much the only one who has it. ...You know Sailor Moon's entire speech...
TwistedCyberChick
Grand Otaku | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
Poor s-CRY-ed. Never gets any love...
Nice job characterizing BECK compared to the others. ~I'm gonna *BLEEP*in' kill you, *BLEEP*in' *BLEEP*.~ Poor Koyuki. ^^
Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O
snow fox
The Silent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
I think the summary of Cowboy Bebop is especially poetic.
TrigunCat4
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
Ah I loved this article when it first came out and with it being polished and republished it brings back the same feelings.
Great Job! It still makes me laugh out loud!
There was only one that I disagreed with and that was the Fruits Basket summary *Gets pencil chucked at head*. It's just I think Fruba's plot conveyed much more than that. I feel the title alone carries the shows message and also "They're animals!" qoute.
I'm sorry if I was rude.(Boy, now I'm starting to sound like Tohru...)
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
I have to say that seeing Noir in there made me cringe a bit, because I really do love that show. But your summary is still funny.
Bazinga!
SomeGuy
Canadian Liaison (Team) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
@bellpickle:
Aiiii knooooow! Like, cha, what is up with that er some junk, hah?
Totally true, though. No argument. They still rock.
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
Pretty darn clever and funny =P
Bazinga!
bellpickle
Pickle of the Year (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply
NOTICE HOW COWBOY BEBOP AND SAMURAI CHAMPLOO ARE BASICALLY THE SAME THING.