Well, this is great, and I shall give it two thumbs up! Good job!
But I think it lacks a mention to irony... I mean, there's a lot of "quick-laugh" jokes out there using that. Right now, the only one that occurs to me is from the movie Hellboy, when he's going back to fight the monster and he says to his friend: "Besides... how big can it be?" And then he's immediatly grabbed by a F*CKING huge tentacle and dragged away! LOL
Consider yourself lucky. They're Shawn and Marlon Wayans, siblings of Damon and Keenan Ivory Wayans. They had their own television show at one time, and produced and starred in a few movies, including the original Scary Movie, it's sequel, the celluloid abortion that is White Chicks, and Little Man.
They're pretty funny when you're eleven years old, but when your mind reaches the formal operational stage, you want to gouge your own eyes out while watching any movie they're in.
It is my personal opinion that anybody who openly admits to enjoying Wayans brothers films are either A) tools, B) neanderthals, or C) Liars. I usually hope they're just lying to look cool or something.
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/20/09 | Reply
Nice work, Flint. I totes agree with all your rules and are ones I endeavor to follow myself and also hope to have my movies adhere to. I hope enough people will stop watching Wayans Brothers to read this, but then again, if they enjoy Wayans Bros. movies, there's probably no hope for them, and they can't read anyway.
Sole Storyteller
Otaku Legend | Posted 07/07/09 | Reply
Well, this is great, and I shall give it two thumbs up! Good job!
But I think it lacks a mention to irony... I mean, there's a lot of "quick-laugh" jokes out there using that. Right now, the only one that occurs to me is from the movie Hellboy, when he's going back to fight the monster and he says to his friend: "Besides... how big can it be?" And then he's immediatly grabbed by a F*CKING huge tentacle and dragged away! LOL
Flint
Senior Otaku | Posted 07/06/09 | Reply
@Markus wolfe:
Consider yourself lucky. They're Shawn and Marlon Wayans, siblings of Damon and Keenan Ivory Wayans. They had their own television show at one time, and produced and starred in a few movies, including the original Scary Movie, it's sequel, the celluloid abortion that is White Chicks, and Little Man.
They're pretty funny when you're eleven years old, but when your mind reaches the formal operational stage, you want to gouge your own eyes out while watching any movie they're in.
Markus wolfe
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/06/09 | Reply
Never heard of these Wayan Bros fellahs. Info?
Flint
Senior Otaku | Posted 05/20/09 | Reply
@red tigress:
It is my personal opinion that anybody who openly admits to enjoying Wayans brothers films are either A) tools, B) neanderthals, or C) Liars. I usually hope they're just lying to look cool or something.
Kaerlyn
Tea pixie (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/20/09 | Reply
But gnomes don't even like cough syrup...
red tigress
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/20/09 | Reply
Nice work, Flint. I totes agree with all your rules and are ones I endeavor to follow myself and also hope to have my movies adhere to. I hope enough people will stop watching Wayans Brothers to read this, but then again, if they enjoy Wayans Bros. movies, there's probably no hope for them, and they can't read anyway.
moletta
Firestarter (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/19/09 | Reply
Your post give me a chuckle, and even with this enlightening tutorial, I think I shall leave the comedy to you.