Why? …because no one’s done it yet, as far as I’ve found, and someone needs to start this stupidity. This is just the sheer mocking of what would be a typical AU-fan fiction. If you like it, cool, if not, whatever. I’m not hurt; my skin’s tougher than that. Just be sure to tell me what you think, regardless of any negative feelings. I just feel we need more Vinland Saga goodies out there… let alone laughable Vinland Saga goodies. Not everyone can laugh at Thorkell’s bloody stumps like I can. –shifty eyes- ‘Cause if you think about it, our little Normanni boys would do horrible in these sorts of situations.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Vinland Saga or AU-fictions. I just like reading the former and mocking the latter. I also want to apologize right now to Druids… gotta love ‘em, and not just the D&D occupation.

SPOILERS: Uhhh… Canute? Thorkell? Ragnar? Ballsy-Canute? Erm… I’m just going with the flow here. By thunder, you’re no fun if you take this thing seriously. It’s probably going to be OOC, like, MAX.

EXTRA-CRUNCHY NOTE: This is also gonna go up on fanfiction.net and probably a snippet thrown up there on DA... maybe. Haven't decided on the latter though. *shifts eyes*