Interlude IV

Hello again! Annje here once more with her Annje-Annje Interview! Since Annje interviewed Kiyohiko-nii last time, she thought it would be a good idea to interview his cousin Masaru-o-nii-san! He’s really different from Kiyohiko-nii! They’re so different that Annje sometimes has trouble believing they’re even cousins, even though they live like brothers! It’s kinda confusing, but lots of things are!

-What’cha doing o-nii-san?

-Practicing and you can call me Masaru. “O-nii-san” makes me feel extremely old.

-You’re not old!

-That’s the point.

-Oh. What are you practicing? Annje’s seen you hop around like that when playing with Saki-nee!

-It’s called Muay Thai. My extremely cool godfather taught it to me.

-Cool! Can you teach Annje some?

-No, ‘cause you gotta be in extremely good physical condition. You’re in decent shape for your age and all that, but it’s not enough.

-Okay! Hey, who’s your godfather?

-Luss-oji.

-Who’s he?

-A friend of my dad’s who works for my uncle.

-Who’s your uncle? Is that Kiyohiko-nii’s dad?

-Yup.

-What’s he do?

-Do you ever shut up?

-Annje’s only asking questions for the Annje-Annje Interview!

-Well, it’s getting extremely annoying, kid. Take it somewhere else.

-...but Annje’s comducting her Annje-Annje Interview! She already interviewed Kiyohiko-nii upstairs and thought it would be a good idea to also interview his o-nii-san while she’s at it!

-Go away, kid. You’re messing up my mojo and it takes a while to get my mojo as extreme as it is right now.

-Annje still wants to ask you questions though, o-nii-san!

-I said to not call me that! It’s extremely not cool!

-You’re yelling a lot! Don’t yell at Annje! She doesn’t like yelling!

-Then why are you yelling back at me?!

-‘Cause you’re yelling, o-nii-san!

-Masaru-nii! What are you doing down here screaming your lungs out at Annje-chan?

-The kid won’t leave me alone. She totally threw off my extreme training! Now I have to start all over again!

-Just humor her and she’ll go away. I promised Hana-san she’ll be out before dinner.

-You’re a sucker, you know that Little Cousin?

-Just let the kid interview you.

-All right... fine. What did you want to ask me?

-Uhhh...

-Come on... get it out. You’re never gonna be able to be an extremely cool Mafia hitman like the rest of us if you can’t ever figure out what you’re gonna say You gotta be an extremely smooth talker, no matter the situation!

-Really?

-Masaru-nii Don’t tell her things like that I told you that she’s just a kid!

-Yeah, well we were kids too and we turned out fine.

-Says the guy with the record number of concussions while attending Namimori Elementary... all of which gained after some pretty stupid stunts!

-You’re just jealous ‘cause you never got to see them. Haruhi and Saki got to though.

-I know. Between them and Hana-san is how I know it’s not just you and Ryohei-oji-san making up stories.

-You’re mean, you know that?

-‘Cause I gotta keep you in line! Come on Masaru-nii... you and I both know that if I weren’t there to apologize for you, there’d be tons of places we’d never be able to go again and that includes school!

-Uh-huh, yeah, sure. It’s not like you’d go anywhere to begin with You can be so boring sometimes

-It’s not like I get to stretch out with you taking up everything. Even when you’d come over to visit when we were kids you’d end up taking the whole bed and I’d find myself on the floor in the morning!

-So what–you left Italy just to follow me around and be a little un-extreme dork!?

This is the part where Annje ran upstairs. It was getting really loud and since she doesn’t like loud noises, she left. Annje did smell something good coming from the kitchen though, so she went and investimgated. There was that Hana-san lady and she looked like she was cooking something yummy. She didn’t look too happy to see Annje.

-So, you done?

-Kiyohiko-nii and Masaru-o-nii-san are fighting and Annje doesn’t like loud noises, so she’s just gonna leave.

-Wait... what?

-Oh, they’re fighting in the basement.

-...but what did you call them?

-Kiyohiko-nii and Masaru-o-nii-san. Annje thought she was supposed to call them that Masaru-o-nii-san doesn’t seem to like it though.

-Hey kid, I got some cookies here if you want some.

-Really?!

-Yeah, help yourself. Just don’t tell anyone.

-Cool! Thanks Hana-san!

-Call me “oba-chan.”

-Okay oh-eh-bah-chan... uh... can I just call you Tante Hana?

-Just don’t go spreading it around, kid.

-Okay! Well, Annje thinks that this episode of the Annje-Annje Interview is done! Until next time Tape-Recorder-san!

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