I believe the moon doesn’t exist. I believe vampires are the world’s best golfers, but their curse is that they never get to prove it. I believe there are 31 letters in the alphabet. Sorry, what was the question again?
After figuring out that she was capable of reading Japanese, Miss Yukari Tanizaki discovered a very odd comment on her tissue box...
"The Harry Potter series... Ends?!"
Hahaa, did anyone see the "Catherine" reference in the first three lines?
Okay heres my entry:
Tissue box to paper: She keeps staring at me dude.
Yukari: Did the box just talk?
Tissue box: OH MY GOD it's talking!!!
Last edited by cannon21 at 12:14:58 AM CDT on August 9, 2011.
Yomi attempted to explain the Schroedinger joke from last week to Miss Yukari with a mouse, sarin gas and a tissue box. Yukari was left confused, disturbed and dizzy...
moonlight maiden
Otaku Legend | Posted 08/16/11 | Reply
I think she's as confused as I am, are they tissues, donuts, or last night's homework?
Last edited by moonlight maiden at 11:07:14 PM CDT on August 16, 2011.
grayaddicted
Otakuite | Posted 08/16/11 | Reply
I believe the moon doesn’t exist. I believe vampires are the world’s best golfers, but their curse is that they never get to prove it. I believe there are 31 letters in the alphabet. Sorry, what was the question again?
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 08/14/11 | Reply
And from that day on the teacher was always sure to specify to the class that origami was to be made with tissue paper and not tissue samples.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 9:40:32 AM CDT on August 14, 2011.
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/13/11 | Reply
Step 1. Cut a hole in the box...
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 08/12/11 | Reply
Yukari: This doesn't look like the complete box set of Azumanga Daioh.
Dranzerstorm
Master of Lists (Senior Otaku) | Posted 08/11/11 | Reply
Miss Yukari: Wait. It's not Kleenex?
yoshi6590
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/11/11 | Reply
*inside Miss Yukari Tanzaki's mind*
HOW TO OPEN A BOX:
Step 1: To open a box, you must first acknowledge the box's existence by listlessly staring at it.
Step 2: You must first master the first step before going on to step two.
AnimeGal816
Dovahkiin (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/10/11 | Reply
Her brain turned to mush after trying too hard to figure out what the writing on the box means...
Last edited by AnimeGal816 at 11:30:51 PM CDT on August 10, 2011.
MrLeitexxx
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/10/11 | Reply
she needed to use the bathroom badly, but there was no toilet paper anywhere! She only had one choice.... but could she bring herself to do it?
Wander Chan
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/10/11 | Reply
After figuring out that she was capable of reading Japanese, Miss Yukari Tanizaki discovered a very odd comment on her tissue box...
"The Harry Potter series... Ends?!"
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/10/11 | Reply
Even a disintegrating tissue box can be very captivating...
~S.G~
Last edited by SaxGirl at 7:59:54 AM CDT on August 10, 2011.
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/09/11 | Reply
Student 1: Just because she took Japanese 101 and can read the Hiragana doesn't mean she understands the meaning...
Student 2: But she's a teacher... IN Japan!!!
cannon21
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/09/11 | Reply
Hahaa, did anyone see the "Catherine" reference in the first three lines?
Okay heres my entry:
Tissue box to paper: She keeps staring at me dude.
Yukari: Did the box just talk?
Tissue box: OH MY GOD it's talking!!!
Last edited by cannon21 at 12:14:58 AM CDT on August 9, 2011.
SaigasEye
Otakuite | Posted 08/08/11 | Reply
Yomi attempted to explain the Schroedinger joke from last week to Miss Yukari with a mouse, sarin gas and a tissue box. Yukari was left confused, disturbed and dizzy...
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/08/11 | Reply
Give generously; it's for the children.
wolf of sorrow
JMusicGuru (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/08/11 | Reply
My first time seeing a dialogue win. xD Very humorous though!
wallpaperotaku
The Hero of Time (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/07/11 | Reply
She thought for SURE this was where she left her nose...
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/07/11 | Reply
Holy crap, second place?!?! i've never won any of these before!! COOL!!!!
anyway, onto this week:
You just know all the students are going, 'And she is in charge of us.... WHY?'
-7thEvaChild
byakuyarox1
Golden Phoenix (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/07/11 | Reply
It's the brand new toy of the century-the empty tissue box! It has all the fun of a real friend!
XnomdeplumeX
Senior Otaku | Posted 08/07/11 | Reply
I've got a box of dirt and guess what's inside it~
smoking crimson
Sunrise (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/07/11 | Reply
Pandora's box
Redux II
Yuakari Version
Mighty RED RANGER
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/07/11 | Reply
I guess everyone had a similar reaction to the new Spy Kids film.
Yoji~
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/07/11 | Reply
Three words. No. Freakin'. Valentines.
or
She could got her weight in red snapper. But NO. She took the box
Last edited by Hisaishi at 8:58:13 PM CDT on August 7, 2011.
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/07/11 | Reply
Miss Tanizaki learned something that a red coat-wearing outlaw knew all too well: an empty donut box is soul-crushing.
1dev13
Grand Otaku | Posted 08/07/11 | Reply
Turns out those tissues are NOT hypoallergenic!
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 08/07/11 | Reply
Yukari wondered what in the mystery box she won last year on Let's Make A Deal
Keba Si Rota
Don't Forget 3 Oct (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/07/11 | Reply
Miss Yukari is trying to mimic the expression of the box.
Call it karma. Call it luck. Me, I just don't give a... BOUNCE!
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/07/11 | Reply
"I'm out of tranquilizers to slip in Osaka's lunch! What'll I do if she comes at me with a knife again?!"
aquafoxx
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/07/11 | Reply
Box! It's a box! Gotta love those mysterious boxes! Box!
yuyufreak
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 08/07/11 | Reply
looks like she's just counted the votes for her to be class presedent.
total votes:...1.
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/07/11 | Reply
Yukari was having second thoughts about the suggestion box.
Bazinga!