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    Grand Otaku | Posted 03/11/12 | Reply

    Kodaka: You know this is odd.
    Yozora: The horse thing?
    Kodaka: That you haven't made me dinner yet.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 03/11/12 | Reply

    Problem, sir?

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    Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/10/12 | Reply

    A Midsummer Night's Anime?

    Move over, Miyazaki. The next Japanimation rage is William Shakespeare.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 03/09/12 | Reply

    Not to be out done, China releases its own brand of teen fiction.
    It mostly consists of poorly defined were-hoodlums and kids who's hair changes colour and turns brittle in the sunlight.


    Last edited by KeenHavoc at 10:53:50 PM CST on March 10, 2012.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/08/12 | Reply

    Demonstration of the best way to seduce a brony...

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    Otakuite | Posted 03/08/12 | Reply

    This caption has been removed due to inappropriate Equus references.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 03/08/12 | Reply

    Damn that's kinky.

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    Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/07/12 | Reply

    It'll be hard to hide from the police with such an unmistakable face.

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    Sheep Eternal (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/07/12 | Reply

    Yozora: You think this is weird? You should see me on Friday's.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/07/12 | Reply

    Punishment for losing the game.

    Now, how many of you just lost the game?


    Captain Hitsugaya

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/07/12 | Reply

    Yozora: Sometimes I just like to represent the minorities, alright?

    XD~

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    Master of Lists (Senior Otaku) | Posted 03/07/12 | Reply

    Yozora: I got the part of the Horse's head in "The Godfather"

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 03/07/12 | Reply

    I'm sorry, what was that joke about the horse and the barman?

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 03/07/12 | Reply

    Cool story bro, Tell it again.

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    Otakuite | Posted 03/07/12 | Reply

    Kodaka: That hormone supplement had some weird side effects
    Yozora: NEIGH?

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    Pro-Procrastinator (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/06/12 | Reply

    Hay, don't foal for it and ignore the neigh-sayers if you want to stay stable.

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    Pathetic Diabetic (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/06/12 | Reply

    You're just sick, Kodaka. This is all a nightMARE.


    And, then... I met you.

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    Pro-Procrastinator (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/06/12 | Reply

    "I was going for Zebra, but I changed my mind"

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 03/06/12 | Reply

    Greatest WTF moment ever!!!!
    or
    Damn!! there is a horse-girl living here!!! I thought that was just a myth!!!

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    Redeemed (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/06/12 | Reply

    Yozora: Kodaka, why the long face? *whinnies*

    OR

    Yozora: So Kodaka, I'm auditioning for My Little Ponies. How do I look?

    Kodaka: Umm...err... <_<;

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 03/06/12 | Reply

    Kodaka: Y'know the only part of the human body that cant repair itself is your teeth?
    Yozora: Oh really??

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply

    Yozora: Hey Kodaka. Did you know that during a fifty year time-span one person will swallow an average of 8 spiders during sleep?
    Kodaka: What! No way.
    Yozora: It's true. I heard it straight from the horse's, uh, mouth.

    Yeah, I know someone already used this pun, but I was so excited about entering a caption battle for the first time that I decided to post it anyway ^^'

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply

    Kodaka: Alright, I know you're a method actor and you're playing Bottom in the upcoming anime production of A Midsummer Night's Dream, but isn't this taking it a little too far?

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    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply

    What's worse than a horse's head in your bed? A horse's head at your dinner table.

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    Otaku Summoner (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply

    Are you ready for some ACTION HORSE?

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    Otakuite | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply

    Don't tell me, fancy dress party?

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    Ruler of Hell (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply

    The God Father Anime Style
    your doing it wrong ...

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    State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply

    Sarah Jessica Parker?

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    Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply

    Shortly after the inmates escaped from prison, the remake of 'Mister Ed' went south.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply

    Sure things seem pretty awkward now, but by the end of the series they'll be trotting off into the sunset together.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply

    Only one word comes to mind. "Ummm...."


    Captain Hitsugaya

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply

    Yozora: You look a little blue, Kodaka. Nothing's wrong, right?

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone's wearing a mask or if it's their actual head...

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    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    When Kodaka realized that there were no words that could be said here, he backed away... very slowly...

    -7thEvaChild

    P.S. ~ Third place? Sweet!! Second time I've made the top 3! wicked!!

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    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    The evil Bad Horse's wife, Frau Blucher! *NEIGH!*


    Bazinga!

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    The Insane Writer (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    Kodaka: I'm sorry to tell you that you have a horse's disease *chuckles nervously*

    Yozora: I have a what?! *stares at him*

    Kodaka: Please don't stare at me like that.... *gets an even worse case in nervousness*

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    Detective Mask (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    So you really wanna hear it straight from the horse's mouth, huh?


    "Students, be ambitious!"

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    The number of horse puns will give SomeGuy a long face.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    Running in the Kentucky Derby is strictly out of the question

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    Kodaka: They say people lie about there identities on online dating websites...but this...this is ridiculous.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    Yozora: Well, hello there Kodaka. Do you like my new look? I thought it would make things more fun and interesting
    Kodaka: Im not sure about fun, but this defiantly makes things interesting -___-

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    Im not exactly sure where this leaves us honestly.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    Umm... Well. she was hot just a minute ago. its like she caught a really bad face cold.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    Weird things will happen to people's heads when they get used to Bleach with too much filler.


    Last edited by KeenHavoc at 11:54:05 AM CST on March 7, 2012.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    apparently i have gone horse.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    Bronies. They're everywhere.

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    Baron Von Kumichou (Founder) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    Why am I not surprised this image came from Desbreko?

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    Oh sure, My Little Pony obsession starts innocently enough....

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    Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    Kodaka: Now I KNOW I took too much Nyquil...

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    Transient Rain (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    I did not know hosre flys got so big...

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    Otakuite | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    Kodoka: That was one crazy party last night huh?
    Yozora: You're telling me!

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    Hot and Cold (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    Little did everyone know that Mister Ed's next role would be in an anime

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    Kodoka: say what did we do last night!?

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    Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    Yozora: Hay, Kodaka. Your pallor behooves me to ask you: why the long face?

    OR (for something less punny):

    Don't worry... it's just the drugs kicking in!


    Last edited by CelestialSushi at 1:57:34 PM CST on March 7, 2012.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    Needless to say, I was surprised to find that my date for this evening had swapped seats with Sarah Jessica Parker.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    Did Celty from Durarara replace her missing head with a horse's head?

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply

    Yozora: Hmm, yes. These seats are reservation only, and it seems that you, sir do not have one.

    >:]


    Last edited by beloved blood at 2:54:23 PM CST on March 4, 2012.