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    FaithlessFighter

    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/05/12 | Reply

    The 1st annual Tour de Pantsed is a success.

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    Grayfire

    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/03/12 | Reply

    You can't see my junk. Close enough.


    Last edited by Grayfire at 7:41:37 PM EDT on May 3, 2012.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/02/12 | Reply

    lemme try a few
    so far no win for me when i do try these things -.-;

    1#
    Onizuka: wait wait wait.....i just realised something... something important: riding this motorcycle my cig will get snuffed out!

    2#
    Onizuka: my clothes were ninja'd off? NARUTO!!!

    3#
    Onizuka: it's gonna be a long hot summer what'd ya expect me to do?

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    KeenHavoc

    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/02/12 | Reply

    Right, this D&D quest looked a whole lot better on paper.

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    jomz

    Otaku Summoner (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/02/12 | Reply

    Today's lesson is about physics: Finding the best ways to reduce wind drag. Questions?

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    Ruler of Hell (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/02/12 | Reply

    my blind date isn't relay blind? oh darn

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    The Wickedly Evil (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/02/12 | Reply

    Hmmmm I'm overdressed for work, aren't I ??

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    moonlight maiden

    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply

    "What do you mean I'm missing something? I've got my helmet right here!!"

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply

    Eikichi: "i was fully clothe, but then the ambers from my cigarette decided to burn my clothes away as i rode my bike! Seriously, i was on fire like that guy from ghost rider! " :D


    Last edited by pandaman08 at 4:53:09 PM EDT on May 1, 2012.

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    Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply

    Want to get your Ghosts'n Goblins on and cosplay Arthur at the next con but can't scrape together enough cash for the armor? No problem! Simply go in the "almost defeated Arthur" costume; at the cost of mere boxer shorts, you're sure to catch many a con-goer's eye! [Note: wearing this costume outside of the convention may prove illegal.]

    OR

    I've lost count of how many ways he's asking for death.

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    News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply

    @akari yasutora:

    Letting you know I'm Hisaishi. This guy is Eikichi.

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    News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply

    @ZelostheGreat:

    You mean setting an awesome example for kids.

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply

    Remember kids: motorcycles are dangerous so don't be like Eikichi; wear your helmet!

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply

    There's only one way left in which the phrase "crotch rocket" could be more fitting.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply

    Evel Knievel is gonna take notes on how to to a stunt right

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    Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply

    I'm less concerned with the fact that he's half naked and moreso with the fact the jerk is shining his headlight in my eyes! Rude much?

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    TimeChaser

    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply

    If Steve McQueen had been dressed like that in The Great Escape, he might have made that border jump. Weight shedding, it's the key.


    Bazinga!

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    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply

    Onizuka: Huh, wha.... What do you mean its a weekend? Aren't -yawn- aren't we supposed to be at school?

    -7thEvaChild

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply

    Eikichi, the man who is setting a bad example for kids.

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    Dranzerstorm

    Master of Lists (Senior Otaku) | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply

    This is why motorcycle companies don't lend their name to anime

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    kyouyarenge

    Grand Otaku | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply

    They require you to wear a helmet in France. They never said anything about other articles of clothing.

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply

    Hisaishi: Do you think you can toss me my pants? No, my OTHER pants.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply

    Always wear a helmet...even when naked!

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    cougarsama

    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply

    This is what the American version of 'Akira' is going to turn out like so just deal with it.

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    Schultzie

    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply

    I know the sign says "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" But if I take my pants off, maybe they wont notice the other two. . .

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    ChibiSasuke

    13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply

    Pants: Overrated since 1812.

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    tsubasachro

    Transient Rain (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply

    Onizuka looked up at his friends to see, not only that they were laughing, but that they had lied about the semi nude bike race... and were now taking pictures.


    Last edited by tsubasachro at 10:12:07 AM EDT on April 30, 2012.

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    Silver Mech

    Grand Otaku | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply

    That poor motorcycle. It's gas tank will never be the same.


    Last edited by Silver Mech at 11:10:41 PM EDT on April 30, 2012.

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    Moka

    Otaku Legend | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply

    Wait.....hunh?? Are those my pants up there?!?!? AND MY SHIRT?!?!?!? Great.....now how am I supposed to get those down?