In effort to comply to unanimous complaints, the neighborhood commitee voted that updating the " unna-tractive and domineering telephone poles" would create a friendlier and much more beautiful scenery for the neighborhood. Unfortunately, the chairmen, as eccentric as he was, decided a "Japanese sub-cultural trend attracted to high school themes", would be appealing. No one would have guessed he was refering to sailor uniforms.
- Gero Chan

With a skirt that short, it's no wonder the pole was nailed.

@KeenHavoc:

'k...

Queue old granny saying, "Them young girls spring up so fast these days."

If you read that in a old granny accent, you have watched to much anime.

Ever wonder how a stripper leaves a trail? You know how foxes claw trees...

Look, I know your a great pole dancer, but there no call to leave a your mark...

When she told the surgeon she wanted the body of a pole dancer, she meant the dancer, not the pole.

That skirts really slimming ;) It made that girl look like a pole!

You know, Japan, not everything looks better in a school girl uniform.

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'k

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:/ idk...

Yes even wooden poles feel the need to make a fashion statement.

I'm a vampire!

nahh won't do anymore caption battles i never get even third place even when i post several different captions in one comment v.v

How do you think my cosplay's coming along?

Fans of nisemonogatari asked the producers for more fanservice scenes with miniskirts, needless to say the people in charge have a sense of humor.

@KeenHavoc:

Could it be your avatar?

My electricity brings all the poles to the yard. I could teach you but I have to charge...bzzzzzttt!

Sexier Powerlines = Sexier television.

The best way to fix an ugly situation is to put a skirt on it.

These Adventure Time princesses are getting weirder with every episode.

What? Is that an unusual occurrence?

The female ninja is still in training, and just failed the final test.

Lightpost: I feel so exposed

there r two kinds of lightposts
one is female as evident in the pic and other is male

Wait 'til it gets windy.

I'm sexy and I know it!!!

Even funnier than sneakers tossed over a power line.

Well, it's certainly more original than a pair of tennis shoes...

This is taking the term "stripper pole" a little too far.

The pole decided it wanted to be a fashion model.

They told me I could be anything so I became a Transformer, wasn't what I was expecting...

Magical girls seem to come in all shapes and sizes, these days.

I wonder if you would get in trouble for looking up in this situation.....

-7thEvaChild

Hello, my name is pole. I like electricity, and I prefer the pronoun "she".

pole: "I feel preeetty, ooooh so preetty <3"

Now how are they going to lampshade this?

The next scene is the weirdest panty shot known to anime.

I tried to ask the telephone pole what it wanted to be when it grew up... I just assumed it wanted to be an anime schoolgirl