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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/21/12 | Reply

    Don't get me angry when I'm PMSing!!!

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    Otakuite | Posted 05/20/12 | Reply

    Stuff that you cant say to a girl but to a food is... you smell like fish! This what happens when you do tell her that she smells like fish.

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    Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/17/12 | Reply

    Guys' Guide to Getting Girls - rule #675: Never insult a girl with a fish.

    ~S.G~

    Why yes. This was inspired by the Smosh video.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/16/12 | Reply

    China's completely originally original hero, SPAWNMAN, was once a plain everyday salaryman. Then one day, he had a faithful encounter with a genetically modified male trout filled with radioactive...


    Last edited by KeenHavoc at 9:02:22 PM EDT on May 20, 2012.

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    Otaku Summoner (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/16/12 | Reply

    Pulling a fish out of a man's mouth! Now that's magic.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/15/12 | Reply

    Kou: "I don't want to eat your crappie fish dinner."
    Nino: "Walleye never!"
    (Then this happened.)


    Last edited by moonlight maiden at 12:11:02 AM EDT on May 16, 2012.

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    I'm a veggie, dawg (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/15/12 | Reply

    lol I've never tried this before, but I think I will now.

    "So you think my breath smells like fish?!"

    haha sorry it's lame I know :)

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 05/15/12 | Reply

    : The new Orbit gum...smells fresh like fish > No matter what! :)

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 05/15/12 | Reply

    remember the ol' pull a rabbit out of a hat routine?... well, er, things have gotten a little out of hand...

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/15/12 | Reply

    push?
    pull?
    or is it fish?

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    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/15/12 | Reply

    So long and thanks for all the fish.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/15/12 | Reply

    nnn...... one last attempt >.>;

    1#
    Kou: X.x
    Nino: i don't care how hungry you are you can't eat my pet fish

    2#
    Fish Shooters: Good Idea or Bad Idea You Decide

    3# hey how dare you look up that pole's skirt... when i'm right here wearing mine

    well i tried and prob failed

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/15/12 | Reply

    Shove this in you mouth hole!!!! >:(

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    Whitey One Bite (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/15/12 | Reply

    There are two ways to ensure that you get your recommended amount of Omega-3 fatty acids: the easy way...or the hard way.


    Last edited by Ryuchu at 3:36:37 AM EDT on May 16, 2012.

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    Transient Rain (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/14/12 | Reply

    Nino's not putting the fish in... she's franically trying to save Kou from choking to death.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/14/12 | Reply

    Attempt #8102 for getting a husband: failed

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    Ruler of Hell (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/14/12 | Reply

    Come on baby eat the fish!
    motor-heads lesser popular song demonstrated here

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/14/12 | Reply

    In Nino's defense, the Chief didn't specify HOW the Japanese enjoy raw fish.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/14/12 | Reply

    Unlike random anime and movie spoilers, random spoiled fish gets more shocking with age.


    Last edited by KeenHavoc at 7:34:23 PM EDT on May 14, 2012.

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    13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/14/12 | Reply

    I imagine "yolo" would be quite fitting here.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/14/12 | Reply

    Well, fish oil is suppose to be good for you. I guess they never specified how to obtain it...

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/14/12 | Reply

    Kou: I said BABEL fish. Not BABBLE fish.

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    L'Cie (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/14/12 | Reply

    HERE!! HOW'S MY COOKING!?

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    Master of Lists (Senior Otaku) | Posted 05/14/12 | Reply

    Back in my day girls used their fists to hit men, and he would be launched 15 miles over several buildings

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/14/12 | Reply

    Because I think it looks like a submarine...

    It gives a whole new definition to the word submersible.

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    Moka

    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/14/12 | Reply

    A new definiton for "stuffing the turkey"

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    Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/14/12 | Reply

    Better be quiet next time someone tells you to "stuff it" or they might take the liberty of doing it themselves.

    OR

    In Japanese, sakana fish.


    Last edited by CelestialSushi at 4:24:06 PM EDT on May 14, 2012.