Asuna: Kirito... Kirito... you're not gonna believe this!
Kirito: What?
Asuna: I was short 200 yen, so I couldn't buy your favorite bento!
Kirito: Are you--is that what this is about? *sighs* Girls.
That moment when a sentient Non Player Character realizes that any mute protagonist can make her spill her inner most thoughts with a simple press of a button.
Asuna: "I knew it! he saw my underwear a while ago... he must be disgusted "
Kirito: "Asuna shouldn't be that shocked, she have showed it to me herself before... =_="
Off screen there are two Transformers fighting with samurai swords as Godzilla drop kicks A mushroom powered Mario into the Tokyo Megaplex. Point of this story? Kirito is not impressed.
Asuna: Kirito.....Kirito....KIRITO!!!!!
Kirito: *staring at a hot chick* so beautiful...
Asuna: *looks at a billboard next to the girl with a male model on it* ........
Last edited by Moka at 11:06:46 AM EDT on October 28, 2012.
RayMan87
Ser Pounce a Lot (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/07/12 | Reply
I sat on choco...i swear
I may not be smart enough to do anything, but I am dumb enough to try anything. ;p
captainofsquad10
Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/02/12 | Reply
Good god, what is that on his neck?!?
Captain Hitsugaya
elricbrothersfan
Otaku Legend | Posted 11/02/12 | Reply
Asuna: Kirito... Kirito... you're not gonna believe this!
Kirito: What?
Asuna: I was short 200 yen, so I couldn't buy your favorite bento!
Kirito: Are you--is that what this is about? *sighs* Girls.
CelestialSushi
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/02/12 | Reply
He who dealt it doesn't seem to have smelt it.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 11/01/12 | Reply
That moment when a sentient Non Player Character realizes that any mute protagonist can make her spill her inner most thoughts with a simple press of a button.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 10/30/12 | Reply
"I don't know what words I should say
the wind has a way, to waft to me.
Flatus sings, a silent lullaby
My nose wants to die, I'm nauseous..."
dr Muraki
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/30/12 | Reply
Fear the bald spots! It can happen to you!
SomeGuy
Canadian Liaison (Team) | Posted 10/30/12 | Reply
@Hisaishi:
Always assume I need images. Just always send them in.
But no, that wasn't why there was a curious hiatus the past while. That was just me being me.
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/29/12 | Reply
Asuna: Good heavens! She's hardly dressed at all!
Kirito: Adblock isn't working. Quick, scroll all the way down.
Last edited by Ace at 5:48:15 PM EDT on October 29, 2012.
CelestialSushi
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/29/12 | Reply
Poor Kirito... the reason Asuna never told him her weight was because she never thought he'd offer to carry her.
OR
"Breaking up is haaaaaaaaard too-oo-ooooo do!"
(Glad to see these caption battles back; if you need screencaps, just let us know! I mean, if it was a lack of screencaps, that is...)
Last edited by CelestialSushi at 10:21:47 PM EDT on October 29, 2012.
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/29/12 | Reply
SomeGuy, do you need images or was it just on your head?
Anyway, caption.
1 in 2 people will experience side effects. Side effects include hypertension, fever, and nausea.
Last edited by Hisaishi at 6:06:34 PM EDT on October 29, 2012.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/29/12 | Reply
Guess Asuna's not a Giants fan.
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/29/12 | Reply
While some might find Asuna's exaggerated shock over how long it has been since the last Caption Battle a bit funny, Kirito is not amused.
Keba Si Rota
Don't Forget 3 Oct (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/28/12 | Reply
How do these people not notice that Asuna is choking?
Call it karma. Call it luck. Me, I just don't give a... BOUNCE!
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 10/28/12 | Reply
out of scene is one of the many things you can't do on TV
Dranzerstorm
Master of Lists (Senior Otaku) | Posted 10/28/12 | Reply
Obligatory anime shock face powers activate!
Darkarax
Resident Dark Lord (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/28/12 | Reply
Asuna: Oh god, now it's eating his liver!
Kirito: Hey, you wanted to see that rabbit from the Monty Python movie in person. What did you expect?
The greatest fear is that of the unknown.
kuroroyukihime
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/28/12 | Reply
Asuna: "I knew it! he saw my underwear a while ago... he must be disgusted
"
Kirito: "Asuna shouldn't be that shocked, she have showed it to me herself before... =_="
FaithlessFighter
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/28/12 | Reply
Off screen there are two Transformers fighting with samurai swords as Godzilla drop kicks A mushroom powered Mario into the Tokyo Megaplex. Point of this story? Kirito is not impressed.
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/28/12 | Reply
Resignation and Revulsion: the two most typical reactions to 50 Shades of Grey.
Last edited by TimeChaser at 11:24:04 AM EDT on October 28, 2012.
Bazinga!
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 10/28/12 | Reply
This is why you shouldn't give yourself a haircut, you can't see the back of your own head.
Moka
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/28/12 | Reply
Asuna: Kirito.....Kirito....KIRITO!!!!!
Kirito: *staring at a hot chick* so beautiful...
Asuna: *looks at a billboard next to the girl with a male model on it* ........
Last edited by Moka at 11:06:46 AM EDT on October 28, 2012.
36inc
Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/28/12 | Reply
Kirito: Hey Asuna, this rash on my butt, does it look infected to you?
Asuna: ...
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Aria Sky
Senior Otaku | Posted 10/28/12 | Reply
Oh woah, I did not expect my caption to actually win. xD
zombieusagi
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 10/28/12 | Reply
Asuna: I-i-s it true? That you..?
Kirito: Yes, Asuna, it is true. We must...we...we must wear the rabbit suit. *sweatdrops*.