Over time, this place has become my sporadic, and very random blog 'thing'. I'm too much of a personal person to post about everything that happens in my real life, but my internet life is all here for you to check out. Let the randomness ensue.
Other Sites You'll Find Me:Tumblr, Minitokyo, DeviantART, LiveJournal (I don't visit this much), Blogspot (I visit this even less), Twitter (I joined this site over a year ago because of my infatuation with Tom Felton) Since my absence, Tom Hiddleston has become my life-ruiner. Don't understand it? Just research him and it'll happen to you too. That man is a Disney Prince, brought to life.
1. Whoa, epic news today. Read the biggest headlines if you haven't heard. Gotta admit, this year was a truly terrible one for dictators. That being said, it looks like my World Domination blue prints of infinite evil will have to wait until another year.
2. A lot of editing stuff on computers today, walls and & cards, but I also made my first animated GIF. And trust me, it's better than the cookies being offered from the Dark Side. I'm dropping this image in conversations whenever the time is right. +1 GIF
50% Vader, 50% Dat Ass.
3. That GIF comes from this video [here], which is probably the most epic video you'll ever see in your life.
4. Even more Star Wars to [blown your mind] with, but this time, it's musically amazing. When I get the chance, I'm making another GIF with a clip from this video, 100 house points to whoever guesses which part, lol.
6. Ever play Robot Unicorn Attack? Did your brain melt from my previous link? Then the meaning of life for you is somewhere in this game: HERE.
Meme Time?!?!
Holy crap, my last meme was like a century ago.
I stole this from blu moon. ;)
Dog:
[] - You're almost always smiling.
[] - You're nice to most people and like to get to know people before you judge them.
[] - You rarely resort to violence.
[x] - You would NEVER hurt your friends.
[] - You really like tickling people, just to see if they're ticklish.
[x] - You stand up for others.
[] - You would tell everyone that you love them if it wasn't so hard on your reputation.
[] - You don't get angry easily. (Ha!)
[x] - You share your food with people who are out of lunch money.
[] - Your favorite color is either blue, yellow, or purple.
Total for dog: 3.
Cat:
[x] - You take pleasure in fooling/tricking people. (I have it listed under 'special talents/skills')
[] - You're easily scared.
[x] - You hate getting dirty
[] - You can be really flirty when you want to. (To myself, when I'm alone in the dar- okay, nevermind.)
[x] - You keep your hair long.
[] - You don't like getting wet unless you're bathing. (There's a double meaning in this somewhere.)
[x] - You like to just lounge about. (I've turned it into a fine art.)
[x] - You get annoyed easily. (What do you mean I get annoyed easily?! Mother fu-)
[x] - You like seafood.
[] - You can spend hours trying to make yourself look good.
Total for cat: 6.
Fish:
[] - You're really good at swimming. (I wish. The last time I tried, I looked like a n00b in front of my classmates when we were on a fieldtrip.)
[x] - You like to swim. (But I'm also terrified of the water.)
[] - You like sparkly things. ("What Edward Cullen? No, I'm not holding a semi-automatic weapon. Why don't you show me your sparkles and I'll just harmlessly aim this weapon you?")
"Run Sparkle boy, run."
[x] - You are really ticklish.
[] - You can fit through almost any space. (I used to, in my ninja days.)
[] - You've gotten stuck in a net or/and rope before. (...wow, I want to meet the person who has this checked.)
[] - You're romantically lost. (I'm not lost, I'm perfectly fine hiding in Alan Rickman's bushes. I'm climin' in his window, snatchin' his car keys up, tryin' to- oh crap, Police! //runs)
[x] - You're really good at keeping a straight face when you need to. (This ties in with my ability to trick people. I'm a damn good liar.)
[] - You aren't very drawn to people who "stand out."
[] - You can wear just about anything. (I can, but I shouldn't.)
Total for fish: 3.
Bug:
[] - You like to wear bright colors. (Bright colors, my mortal enemy! //hisses)
[x] - You like vegetables. (Broccoli is the bomb, yo'.)
[] - Your entire life revolves around sparkly things. ("No seriously, Edward- this semi-automatic is totally not loaded.")
[] - You always worry about falling prey to bullies/gossipers. (I could care less.)
[x] - You're terrified of things that other people aren't scared of. (I have a couple of strange/irrational phobias.)
[x] - You aren't afraid of some things that other people are terrified of. ("Aw! Look, it's a snake! Come here broslice, I'mma name you 'Solid'.")
[x] - You have been told that you lack emotion. (I can go from too much emotion, to this. No reaction, a lack of caring, or the appearance of such.)
[] - You keep your opinions to yourself. (Pfft. Online? All of the time. In real life? You can't shut me up. There's a Mindless Self Indulgence song for this, I believe...)
[x] - You can be social one minute and a loner the next. (I can go from Gilderoy Lockhart to Severus Snape in about 3 seconds.)
[x] - You are a good impersonator and/or you like to dress up as things you're not.
Total for bug: 5.
Rodent/Lagomorph:
[x] - You're always prepared for something bad to happen. (Children, can you spell 'pessimism'?)
[x] - You make little piles of things in your room that your friends/parent(s)/guardian(s) claim is 'unorganized.' ("What do you mean? I always keep my bedsheets wrapped in yesterday's clothes, and coated with old sneakers and dirty socks!")
[] - You run rather than fight danger.
[] - You designate people to hide behind.
[] - You say "uh/er/um" a lot
[x] - People have told you that you talk really fast before. (Ihavenoideawhatyou'retalkingabout!)
[] - Sometimes you stutter.
[x] - You like to have pets.
[x] - You prefer animals to people.
[x] - You can't trust many people.
Total for rodent: 6.
Deer:
[] - You are prone to spelling errors. (As blu moon perfectly put it: "Pfft!- )
[x] - You have been told that you are pretty before in any given way.
[] - You are modest.
[x] - You would rather run from a fight than actually fight. (If it's the right thing to do. If not, I will bitch!slap you with my lightsaber and make you fetch me a sandwich.)
[x] - You would protect the ones you love.
[x] - When you get really frustrated you cry. (God, I hate this about myself. I just, //sobsobsobs)
[x] - It breaks your heart to see ads about animal cruelty (They're bad, and they do make me sad, but life get's much worse. There's so much filth here.).
[] - You love your friends but sometimes they're mean to you. (I have awesome friends.)
[x] - You never say so, but you think that you're kind of pretty.
[] - When you were little you wanted to be a princess/prince. (I was too busy watching Power Rangers to care. "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME, BITCH!")
Total for deer: 6.
Horse:
[x] - You personally think that you are pretty. (Have you see me? I'm the sexiest thing since Severus Sn- oh wait, nevermind, no one has come that close to being that sexy.)
[x] - You always have boys/girls asking you out. (I hate this crap. Really, I must send out, "Let's have sex!" vibes, because I always have men staring at me.)
[x] - Sometimes you aren't very smart in decision making, and have some regrets following you around in the back of your mind. (//sigh)
[] - You hang out with an exclusive group that isn't open to just anybody.
[] - You never leave the comfort of your own home without your makeup on/your hair brushed. (If Robert Pattinson can step out of his house with the 'I just rolled out of bed' hair, then I can look like a monkey's uncle whenever I step out of my house.)
[] - You are constantly altering your body.
[x] - You are quick to judge people. (I try not to, but sometimes, it's saved my life.)
[] - You're always up to date on the gossip going around. ("Did you hear about Kim Kar-" "NO. Shut the f*** up.")
[] - You take ridiculously good care of yourself.
[] - The only thing you like about school/College/Work is having friends there.
Check out the first few minutes of this movie, don't worry, it doesn't spoil the ending- it's just the beginning:
Pixar makes fantastic movies, and Up is no exception - it's fantastically whimsical, with a wonderful story, and great animation. However, all of this praise leaves me one with criticism:
This movie made almost everyone who saw it, bawl like no tomorrow.
What I really wanted to saw for that last line: "YOU EVIL BASTARDS. YOU MOTHER FU-"(But I digress.)
Bambi's mother's death made me shed tears, Mufasa's death certainly made me cry as well- but this? It was the equivalent of Disney multiplying every character death they've animated & with Artex's death from Neverending Story. That = me angstyly sobbing while crying out, "WHY ATREYU, WHY". Up wasn't like Pixar's other movies where most of the movie goes by, and then tradgey strikes - it starts off right away. In the first 10 minutes.
Infertility - in a movie about ballons? In the commercials for this thing I saw bright colors, an chubby kid, a floating house- but infertility? Also, his wife's dreams were never realized. Right when he decided to make things right and buy tickets so they could finally travel and fulfill their wondrous hopes & dreams - SHE DIES.
"Fuck you movie, fuck you!"
Have you noticed, that for some strange reason, the saddest movies created are created for children?
Tomorrow = going to a wedding to take pictures (an experience I've never had before, but I know how to work with cameras).
Me = the most nervous I'll ever be in my life.
The couple getting married is a family friend, and they asked if I could take the pictures of their wedding. I feel excited, but horribly nervous. My biggest fear is potentially messing up the most pivotal shots, but I know I'll be alright.
Still, the most horrid scenario keeps running through my mind:
"You may now kiss the bride!"
//goes to kiss
Me: //drops camera
//misses classic moment
"FUCK!"
//everyone turns around
//stares
//someone swoops in and takes a picture of my mortifying moment
