1. Whoa, epic news today. Read the biggest headlines if you haven't heard. Gotta admit, this year was a truly terrible one for dictators. That being said, it looks like my World Domination blue prints of infinite evil will have to wait until another year.
2. A lot of editing stuff on computers today, walls and & cards, but I also made my first animated GIF. And trust me, it's better than the cookies being offered from the Dark Side. I'm dropping this image in conversations whenever the time is right. +1 GIF
50% Vader, 50% Dat Ass.
3. That GIF comes from this video [here], which is probably the most epic video you'll ever see in your life.
4. Even more Star Wars to [blown your mind] with, but this time, it's musically amazing. When I get the chance, I'm making another GIF with a clip from this video, 100 house points to whoever guesses which part, lol.
5. Feel like having your mind blown? Click this.
6. Ever play Robot Unicorn Attack? Did your brain melt from my previous link? Then the meaning of life for you is somewhere in this game: HERE.
Meme Time?!?!
Holy crap, my last meme was like a century ago.
I stole this from blu moon. ;)
Dog:
[] - You're almost always smiling.
[] - You're nice to most people and like to get to know people before you judge them.
[] - You rarely resort to violence.
[x] - You would NEVER hurt your friends.
[] - You really like tickling people, just to see if they're ticklish.
[x] - You stand up for others.
[] - You would tell everyone that you love them if it wasn't so hard on your reputation.
[] - You don't get angry easily. (Ha!)
[x] - You share your food with people who are out of lunch money.
[] - Your favorite color is either blue, yellow, or purple.
Total for dog: 3.
Cat:
[x] - You take pleasure in fooling/tricking people. (I have it listed under 'special talents/skills')
[] - You're easily scared.
[x] - You hate getting dirty
[] - You can be really flirty when you want to. (To myself, when I'm alone in the dar- okay, nevermind.)
[x] - You keep your hair long.
[] - You don't like getting wet unless you're bathing. (There's a double meaning in this somewhere.)
[x] - You like to just lounge about. (I've turned it into a fine art.)
[x] - You get annoyed easily. (What do you mean I get annoyed easily?! Mother fu-)
[x] - You like seafood.
[] - You can spend hours trying to make yourself look good.
Total for cat: 6.
Fish:
[] - You're really good at swimming. (I wish. The last time I tried, I looked like a n00b in front of my classmates when we were on a fieldtrip.)
[x] - You like to swim. (But I'm also terrified of the water.)
[] - You like sparkly things. ("What Edward Cullen? No, I'm not holding a semi-automatic weapon. Why don't you show me your sparkles and I'll just harmlessly aim this weapon you?")
"Run Sparkle boy, run."
[x] - You are really ticklish.
[] - You can fit through almost any space. (I used to, in my ninja days.)
[] - You've gotten stuck in a net or/and rope before. (...wow, I want to meet the person who has this checked.)
[] - You're romantically lost. (I'm not lost, I'm perfectly fine hiding in Alan Rickman's bushes. I'm climin' in his window, snatchin' his car keys up, tryin' to- oh crap, Police! //runs)
[x] - You're really good at keeping a straight face when you need to. (This ties in with my ability to trick people. I'm a damn good liar.)
[] - You aren't very drawn to people who "stand out."
[] - You can wear just about anything. (I can, but I shouldn't.)
Total for fish: 3.
Bug:
[] - You like to wear bright colors. (Bright colors, my mortal enemy! //hisses)
[x] - You like vegetables. (Broccoli is the bomb, yo'.)
[] - Your entire life revolves around sparkly things. ("No seriously, Edward- this semi-automatic is totally not loaded.")
[] - You always worry about falling prey to bullies/gossipers. (I could care less.)
[x] - You're terrified of things that other people aren't scared of. (I have a couple of strange/irrational phobias.)
[x] - You aren't afraid of some things that other people are terrified of. ("Aw! Look, it's a snake! Come here broslice, I'mma name you 'Solid'.")
[x] - You have been told that you lack emotion. (I can go from too much emotion, to this. No reaction, a lack of caring, or the appearance of such.)
[] - You keep your opinions to yourself. (Pfft. Online? All of the time. In real life? You can't shut me up. There's a Mindless Self Indulgence song for this, I believe...)
[x] - You can be social one minute and a loner the next. (I can go from Gilderoy Lockhart to Severus Snape in about 3 seconds.)
[x] - You are a good impersonator and/or you like to dress up as things you're not.
Total for bug: 5.
Rodent/Lagomorph:
[x] - You're always prepared for something bad to happen. (Children, can you spell 'pessimism'?)
[x] - You make little piles of things in your room that your friends/parent(s)/guardian(s) claim is 'unorganized.' ("What do you mean? I always keep my bedsheets wrapped in yesterday's clothes, and coated with old sneakers and dirty socks!")
[] - You run rather than fight danger.
[] - You designate people to hide behind.
[] - You say "uh/er/um" a lot
[x] - People have told you that you talk really fast before. (Ihavenoideawhatyou'retalkingabout!)
[] - Sometimes you stutter.
[x] - You like to have pets.
[x] - You prefer animals to people.
[x] - You can't trust many people.
Total for rodent: 6.
Deer:
[] - You are prone to spelling errors. (As blu moon perfectly put it: "Pfft!- )
[x] - You have been told that you are pretty before in any given way.
[] - You are modest.
[x] - You would rather run from a fight than actually fight. (If it's the right thing to do. If not, I will bitch!slap you with my lightsaber and make you fetch me a sandwich.)
[x] - You would protect the ones you love.
[x] - When you get really frustrated you cry. (God, I hate this about myself. I just, //sobsobsobs)
[x] - It breaks your heart to see ads about animal cruelty (They're bad, and they do make me sad, but life get's much worse. There's so much filth here.).
[] - You love your friends but sometimes they're mean to you. (I have awesome friends.)
[x] - You never say so, but you think that you're kind of pretty.
[] - When you were little you wanted to be a princess/prince. (I was too busy watching Power Rangers to care. "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME, BITCH!")
Total for deer: 6.
Horse:
[x] - You personally think that you are pretty. (Have you see me? I'm the sexiest thing since Severus Sn- oh wait, nevermind, no one has come that close to being that sexy.)
[x] - You always have boys/girls asking you out. (I hate this crap. Really, I must send out, "Let's have sex!" vibes, because I always have men staring at me.)
[x] - Sometimes you aren't very smart in decision making, and have some regrets following you around in the back of your mind. (//sigh)
[] - You hang out with an exclusive group that isn't open to just anybody.
[] - You never leave the comfort of your own home without your makeup on/your hair brushed. (If Robert Pattinson can step out of his house with the 'I just rolled out of bed' hair, then I can look like a monkey's uncle whenever I step out of my house.)
[] - You are constantly altering your body.
[x] - You are quick to judge people. (I try not to, but sometimes, it's saved my life.)
[] - You're always up to date on the gossip going around. ("Did you hear about Kim Kar-" "NO. Shut the f*** up.")
[] - You take ridiculously good care of yourself.
[] - The only thing you like about school/College/Work is having friends there.
Total for horse: 4.
Whaaaat!?
I'm a Cat-Rodent-Deer?
So basically:
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= PROFIT.
'Cause I felt like answering a random questionnaire.
Question #1: Are you a morning or night person?
Night person, definitely
Question #2: Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods?
Both, usually right after the other
Question #3: Ninjas or pirates?
Ninjas. Not the brightly colored ones either, *points angrily at Naruto*
Question #4: Ninjas vs pirates, discuss.
Ninjas because, they move like shadows and poor Jack Sparrow wouldn't even see them coming.
Question #5: Autobots or Decepticons?
Decepticons, Starscream is the shizznit.
Question #6: What was your favorite childhood television program?
Power Rangers. Don't even ask.
Question #7: Are you a collector of anything?
Shells. And yaoi. Quite contrasting, I suppose?
Question #8: If you could be any animal, what would you be?
A wolf
Question #9: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
To bring back people from the dead, starting with Heath Ledger.
Question #10: What is usually your first thought when you wake up?
"Oh yes, (random smexy character or celebrity) I'd tap that."
Question #11: What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?
Did I read too much yaoi fanfiction again?
Question #12: What's your favorite color?
Red.
Question #13: What's your favorite animal?
Wolf
Question #14: Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?
Yes, there's even proof. There's a reason that Area 51 exists.
Question #15: Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes.
Question #16: Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)?
Halo, Halo, Halo. Master Chief is one badass mofo.
Question #17: You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on?
Naked pictures of Matt Damon, and yaoi doujinshi/art
Question #18: Have any bad habits?
Yes. Plenty. Procrastination is probably my biggest one.
Question #19: Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy?
Procrastination.
Question #20: List 3 of your best personality traits:
Perceptiveness, Hyper-ness, great fibber
Question #21: List 3 of your worst personality traits:
Short tempered, vengeful, violent
Question #22: Have any celebrity crushes?
Matt Damon. I'd tap that. Twice.
Question #23: List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself:
My tangled hair.
Question #24: Any tattoos or piercings?
I only have a piercing in my ears.
Question #25: What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Their attractive features.
Question #26: What personality traits do you look for in a partner?
Wait, what?
Question #27: What personality traits do you dislike in other people?
Selfishness, greed, bitchiness.
Question #28: Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years?
Hells no
Question #29: Are you mostly a clean or messy person?
Messy
Question #30: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
In Slade Wilson's lair.
Question #31: If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Japan.
Question #32: List 5 goals on your life's to-do list:
Hug my Joker poster, drool over my favorite evil villains, try to break out of my Writer's Block, download more yaoi, and b!tchslap Sasuke until he agrees to make out with Naruto.
Question #33: Name 1 regret you have:
Not being able to be a more outgoing person.
Question #34: Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid:
Nothing.
Question #35: Name 1 thing you love about being an adult:
Nothing.
Question #36: What's your favorite song of the moment?
I have two; 'Intervention' by Madonna, and 'When You're Evil' by Voltaire
Question #37: What's your favorite song of all time?
Probably 'Surrender' by Billy Talent. Maybe.
Question #38: What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?
Read dirty fanfiction.
Question #39: What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon?
Read dirty fanfiction.
Question #40: Have any hidden talents?
Hiding dirty fancition/yaoi art
Question #41: You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?
Joker? :D
Question #42: What would be your dream job?
Slade's apprentice
Question #43: Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love?
True love. I can steal that 100 million anyday once I'm Slade's apprentice.
Question #44: If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?
Bring Heath Ledger back to life, bring all of my favorite villains back to life, to be an evil villain sidekick
Question #45: Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?
Yes. So that I wouldn't be so discriminated by my gender. Pfft.
Question #46: Name 1 thing not many people know about you:
I totally have a girl-crush on Megan Fox and Michelle Rodriguez
Question #47: If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?
Vaughn
Question #48: Do you believe in the afterlife?
Only to a certain extent.
Question #49: On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies?
I'm pro-cookie.
Haha, just pure crack in this episode.
Inuyasha in a Minute - Episode Two
Sango: Oh, Kohaku… how I have missed you so, dear brother!
Kohaku: Who the hell are you?
Sango: I've missed you so much!
Kohaku: Rape, rape! *stab*
Sango: *bleeding* you're just confused, I love you anyway! [Tis' just a flesh wound!]
Miroku: Sango no! Don't die on me!
Sango: I-I can't feel a-anything anymore… Miroku?
Miroku: I'll cover the wound to stop the bleeding!
Sango: Miroku, you pervert! My wound isn't there!
Miroku: So to can still feel...
*slap*
"On the night of the full moon, I shall turn into the feared giant monkey and destroy everything---"
Inuyasha: Hey Naraku, quit watching Dragonball and get out of your freaking baboon suit!
Naraku: You again, Inuyasha? You're only jealous because you don't posses the power the transform into a super Saiyan…
Vegeta: Hey, what the hell!?
Miroku: *appears from darkness* for what you have done to Sango and placed in my hand, you shall perish Naraku!
Shippo: -Clueless as ever- He put what in your hand!?
Inuyasha: Hey you idiot, watch your mouth, this show can only be PG!
Miroku: But this is on Adult Swim.
Shippo: Yeah, and so was Yu Yu Hakusho…
Inuyasha: You little shi---
DUE TO THE GRAPHIC NATURE OF INUYASHA, WE ARE EXPERIENCING SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES---HAVE A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS!
Rin: Do you love Sesshomaru-sama? Then give him oodles and oodles of love! *smile* He'll surely return the favor----
Jaken: Hey human! You better not be making commercials with Sesshomaru's permission! I'm under strict orders to make sure you don't do anything you're not supposed to... Sesshomaru-sama, he's the best person in the world...!
Kagura: Despite the fact that he's a cold, heartless bastard who wouldn't think twice about skewering you?
Jaken: You! You're one to talk, considering that you're practically Naraku's placemat!
Kagura: *Raises fan* that isn't true, you impudent toad!
Naraku: Kagura, where the hell are you? It's time for my bubble bath!
Kagura: *fumes*
ADVERTISMENT # 2
Kagome: SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!
Inuyasha: I'll keep it PG, I swear...
Kagome: When in doubt, just SIT on it!
*BOOM*
BACK TO THE SHOW:
Miroku: I am an honest man, one that seeks for a women and children born... Sango, I promise to love you---only you, if you bear my children…
Sango: *blushing* Miroku... I-I don't know what to say... I suppose---
Random Sexy Girl: Hey, babe... *walks away*
Miroku: *runs after* Hey babe, wanna see my wind tunnel?
Sango: You filthy bastard!
Sesshomaru: Pathetic monk, such an amateur...
Jaken: Indeed! You know how to pick up people, better than any human, don't you Master?
Rin: Yeah, Sesshomaru-sama! You picked up Jaken, right!?
Sesshomaru: *twitch*
