@Teapot Domescam:

xD Haha!
I'm pretty sure pirates use soap.

On holidays.

Maybe.

Aw, you can't?
What was the date on the article?
Maybe I can search for a little while. D;
I bet the US government hid it. e_e

@SolemnSerpent:

Yeah of course! Black would make me look slimmer lol and I would be cleaner and could hide my face XD I don't want to be no stinking pirate.

I can't find the alien thing anymore ;__; I knew I should have saved it, but it was somewhere on cnn or some news site like that. I always look at them so I can't keep track of where I saw it. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

xoxo

@Teapot Domescam:

Indeed.
And ninjas wear black.
BLACK. And they move with stealth and blackened teeth, and have an awesome fanbase. xD
Jack Sparrow is awesome though.
I'd tap that. xD

Whoa, wait?
Are you serious? Alien sighting?
YES. I want to read that. o wo

I agree that ninjas are better than pirates, because I mean, they actually learn real skills and martial arts and they even have a real ninja school lol. I read a book in the library about ninjas before and it was pretty awesome. They had pictures of used shurikens and stuff and those things are freakin scary! But yeah, it was bad ass.

Did you know the government in London actually released a new article about all the new alien sightings? They compiled it together. I can send it you if you want. It was very interesting and really recent too

xoxo