Haha, just pure crack in this episode.
Inuyasha in a Minute - Episode Two
Sango: Oh, Kohaku… how I have missed you so, dear brother!
Kohaku: Who the hell are you?
Sango: I've missed you so much!
Kohaku: Rape, rape! *stab*
Sango: *bleeding* you're just confused, I love you anyway! [Tis' just a flesh wound!]
Miroku: Sango no! Don't die on me!
Sango: I-I can't feel a-anything anymore… Miroku?
Miroku: I'll cover the wound to stop the bleeding!
Sango: Miroku, you pervert! My wound isn't there!
Miroku: So to can still feel...
*slap*
"On the night of the full moon, I shall turn into the feared giant monkey and destroy everything---"
Inuyasha: Hey Naraku, quit watching Dragonball and get out of your freaking baboon suit!
Naraku: You again, Inuyasha? You're only jealous because you don't posses the power the transform into a super Saiyan…
Vegeta: Hey, what the hell!?
Miroku: *appears from darkness* for what you have done to Sango and placed in my hand, you shall perish Naraku!
Shippo: -Clueless as ever- He put what in your hand!?
Inuyasha: Hey you idiot, watch your mouth, this show can only be PG!
Miroku: But this is on Adult Swim.
Shippo: Yeah, and so was Yu Yu Hakusho…
Inuyasha: You little shi---
DUE TO THE GRAPHIC NATURE OF INUYASHA, WE ARE EXPERIENCING SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES---HAVE A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS!
Rin: Do you love Sesshomaru-sama? Then give him oodles and oodles of love! *smile* He'll surely return the favor----
Jaken: Hey human! You better not be making commercials with Sesshomaru's permission! I'm under strict orders to make sure you don't do anything you're not supposed to... Sesshomaru-sama, he's the best person in the world...!
Kagura: Despite the fact that he's a cold, heartless bastard who wouldn't think twice about skewering you?
Jaken: You! You're one to talk, considering that you're practically Naraku's placemat!
Kagura: *Raises fan* that isn't true, you impudent toad!
Naraku: Kagura, where the hell are you? It's time for my bubble bath!
Kagura: *fumes*
ADVERTISMENT # 2
Kagome: SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!
Inuyasha: I'll keep it PG, I swear...
Kagome: When in doubt, just SIT on it!
*BOOM*
BACK TO THE SHOW:
Miroku: I am an honest man, one that seeks for a women and children born... Sango, I promise to love you---only you, if you bear my children…
Sango: *blushing* Miroku... I-I don't know what to say... I suppose---
Random Sexy Girl: Hey, babe... *walks away*
Miroku: *runs after* Hey babe, wanna see my wind tunnel?
Sango: You filthy bastard!
Sesshomaru: Pathetic monk, such an amateur...
Jaken: Indeed! You know how to pick up people, better than any human, don't you Master?
Rin: Yeah, Sesshomaru-sama! You picked up Jaken, right!?
Sesshomaru: *twitch*
WARNING: I was high on crack anime when I made this. XD Don't take it personally, I just couldn't resist poking fun at Inuyasha...
Inuyasha in a minute - Episode one [filler hell]
Kagome: Oh, Inuyasha---I sense of jewel shard near!
Inuyasha: Let's go!
Miroku: Yes… lets… *ass-grab*
Sango: You pervert! *Blushes*
Shippo: -As clueless as ever-
They conveniently find a village; those things must be everywhere!
Villager: Oh, help us mighty Inuyasha… our village is in peril… a monster has been attacking us and we don't know what to do….
Inuyasha: I don't care you stupid---
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Miroku: *ass-grab*
Sango: Miroku you pervert! *Slap*
Miroku: It was worth the pain…
Inuyasha: *Gets up* Naturally, because of my hardheadedness and badass attitude, I don't want to help anybody… but because I'm the main character… I suppose I must….
Kagome: *Innocent smile*
Thus begins the 'sudden' attack from the mysterious monster…
Miroku: I'll suck it up, wind tunnel FTW!
Sango: Due to the fact that we don't want this episode to end early, you can't absorb the monster because it's venomous!
Miroku: Aw, crap.
Inuyasha: I'm gonna kick your ever-loving ass!
Kagome: I just realized it, Inuyasha, the monster has a jewel shard---can you believe it?
Inuyasha: Believe it! Wind scar!
HOLD IT!!!
Sesshomaru: Inuyasha, hand over your sword immediately! It's been 200+ episodes and I still want it!
Inuyasha: You only want it because it's bigger than yours!
Sesshomaru: Are you implying that I only seek your sword because of latent dissatisfaction with the size of my own weapon?
Miroku: Are they even speaking about the Tessaiga and Tenseiga anymore?
Sango and Kagome: Miroku, you pervert!
*slap*
Monster: Is anyone even paying attention to me anymore? Maybe I should…
Kagome: AHHHH!!!
Miroku: Oh no, surprisingly, Kagome has been kidnapped!
Inuyasha: Again?! Damn it! Even Kikyo wasn't this much trouble!
Kagome: Inuyasha you idiot, save me now! SIT!
Inuyasha: X_X
Kagome: Aw, crap.
Crazy Kagome/Inuyasha fans: Aren't they the perfect couple…?
Inuyasha in a Minute - Episode 1/2
Sesshomaru: *chokes Inuyasha* Pathetic half-breed… your human side is what makes you weak… humans are horrid creatures---
Rin: Sesshomaru-sama, you said you were going to play hide-and-seek with me!!
Sesshomaru: Of course Rin, I'll be right there…
Inuyasha: I can see who wears the pants in that friendship…
Sesshomaru: At least I have something to put in my pants… it appears as if the human girl has already castrated you---
Suddenly from the mist emerges a figure…
Kikyo: Oh, Inuyasha… how I despise you so… let's go to hell together!
Inuyasha: *Mumbles* I have really got to start making better girlfriend choices…
Sesshomaru: It's that human priestess that's always following you around…
Inuyasha: She what?!
Kikyo: Are you implementing that I stalk Inuyasha?
Sesshomaru: I'm surprised Inuyasha hasn't noticed you drooling over him in the shower…
Inuyasha: That was you!?
Kagome: SHE WHAT?!?!
Inuyasha: eh…eh… feeling better Kagome…?
Kagome: SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha created a hole in the earth so big, that they named it the Grand Canyon…
SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is madness!
No, this is FILLER!
It's a cold hard fact that we manga and anime fans have to face; too many fillers! I had never really experienced or understood the term 'filler' until I first saw Naruto. I knew something wasn't right when the series was going into episode 214 and wasn't going anywhere. I mean come on, is Sakura in a nurses' outfit? That isn't going to bring Sasuke back to the village! [As little libido as Sasuke has; I wouldn't doubt that reality for a second.]
I'm not fond fillers; if a person is going to spend hours upon hours of creating anime/manga brilliance, why spend it on complete nonsense? As an anime fan, I love watching as new plotlines and vital characters are revealed with beautiful detail and skill. So it's no surprise that Death Note is one of my favorite anime. I'm just addicted to how wonderfully made it was; even if I didn't like the outcome and the fate of its characters.
With Inuyasha, it's a different story. I loved the series until it descended into filler hell. Every episode began to fall into a predictable pattern, one that I now snicker at when ever I catch it. This is basically how every episode goes:
Kagome senses a jewel shard; they gang looks for the shard and surprisingly discovers a village. [Those things must be every where…] An old villager, roughly 200 years old pleas for Inuyasha to help their village for a monster is attacking it.
Inuyasha doesn't want to help, but for some inexplicably reason: he does.
Suddenly, the monster attacks without the group having to search for it! Miroku, Sango and, Inuyasha try to kill it; but are at first unsuccessful. And then what interesting plot change occurs... Kagome gets kidnapped! Oh the suspense!
Now only that, but she is almost never injured; and if she is, the episode has to revolve around it. Now, the Inu-gang is searching for their plot, I mean Kagome... and they find them. Kagome, unscathed and hair still in tact *growls* just sits as the whole gang gets their ass kicked. [She might toss an arrow every once in a while…]
And then! Inuyasha finds some clever way to destroy the monster, saves the perfectly uninjured Kagome, Miroku's a pervert, Sango blushes, Inuyasha claims that he in a million years would never love Kagome, and Shippo still doesn't know why he tags along anymore. [No seriously, is Shippo even an important character, you know, other than for cuteness purposes?]
I'm just stating that Inuyasha is a great anime; I would just like to see it go somewhere...
That's why I prefer shorter anime series… like Cowboy Bebop; classic 26 episodes of awesomeness. There was one really noticeable filler; the episode when that zombie lobster from the refrigerator resurfaced from the third shelf and decided to bite everyone. It was an entertaining, funny episode; one of my favorites actually. [It wasn't stupid like, Naruto on a quest given my Tsunade to retrieve a flippin' insect!] Dragon ball Z was different though. I wasn't filler hell, it just... took a while... I mean the Buu saga lasted like 100+ episodes... it was a pink blob! Light it on fire! [Bubblegum shouldn't give off smoke!] However; every episode was entertaining, and the fillers mainly popped up during the Cell saga when Gohan was 'training' outside the Hyperbolic Time Chamber with Goku.
