Over time, this place has become my sporadic, and very random blog 'thing'. I'm too much of a personal person to post about everything that happens in my real life, but my internet life is all here for you to check out. Let the randomness ensue.
Other Sites You'll Find Me:Tumblr, Minitokyo, DeviantART, LiveJournal (I don't visit this much), Blogspot (I visit this even less), Twitter (I joined this site over a year ago because of my infatuation with Tom Felton) Since my absence, Tom Hiddleston has become my life-ruiner. Don't understand it? Just research him and it'll happen to you too. That man is a Disney Prince, brought to life.
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And before you ask, yes, I Adblocked it.
And guess what?
IT CAME BACK THE NEXT DAY.
And my exact words were:
So, it slipped past my Premium status and Adblock Plus.
Conclusion? Most BAMF advertisement ever. Obviously, this thing really, really, really wants me to relax and shop from the comfort of my home. And seeing how persistent they are, I'm beginning to understand the meaningful complexity of their words and see a brighter future for myself- filled with relaxing and shopping, while still being able to stay home and watch copious amounts of Cold Case Files & Doctor Who.
Let me translate that last bit for you,
Conclusion? Most virus-filled advertisement ever. Obviously, this thing really, really, really wants my foot up its digital hindquarters from the comfort of hell. And seeing how persistent they are, I'm beginning to loathe the moronic mediocrity of their words and see a darker future for them- riddled with ash and fire- the very air they will breathe will be a poisonous fume. And they will try to stop me, but not with 10,000 men can they do this. It will be folly.
I was watching this "charming" video on YouTube, and by chance my mother walked by during the most WTF inducing part. She said, "What the hell are you watching? Whoa did she just, what the fu-" and I simply said,
I got really, really tired of people ignoring a funny video and focusing on crap, and commented in a somewhat jerkish way, even though I knew I shouldn't. From that it went from insulting, to taunting... to complimenting? And then apologizes? It's like the disagreement was the epitome of a chick-flick.
Person 1. "Just so you know, it's actually like th--" Person 2. "I hate you!" Person 1. "You suck too, but for the sake of the audience..." Person 2. "Let's stop this pesky argument and become BFF's 4-lyfe, bro." Person 1. "Fo' shizzle."
◦ When you get your song title, add "in my pants" after the song.
◦ YOU MUST WRITE IT NO MATTER HOW FUNNY IT SOUNDS.
◦ Do this 20 66 times. //I have 800 songs on my iPod, 20 was too little!
◦ Tag at least 5 friends who might enjoy doing the game.
1. [Story of the Year] Until the day I die in my pants.
2. [Frou Frou] Only Got One in my pants (Real pity, actually.)
3. [Muse] Undisclosed Desires in my pants (I bet there is.)
4. [Linkin Park] My December in my pants
5. [DeVotchKa] How it Ends in my pants (it ended pitifully and was unsatisfactory.)
6. [Base Ball Bear] Changes in my pants (What's happening to my body?) //lol
7. [Nas] We're Not Alone in my pants (We're not?)
8. [Obadiah Parker] Hey Ya! in my pants (What are you doin' in there?)
9. [Sade] Smooth Operator in my pants (Hahaha, I hope so.)
10. [Rock Kills Kid] Miracle in my pants
11. [Eminem] Superman in my pants (Gee, I wish!)
12. [Our Lady Peace] Innocent in my pants (Perhaps.)
13. [Asian Kung-Fu Generation] Far Off Distance in my pants
14. [Billy Talent] Pins & Needles in my pants (Flippin' ouch!)
15. [Justin Timberlake] Let's take a Ride in my pants (God... that's just...)
16. [Justin Timberlake] Cry Me a River in my pants (There's totally a double meaning.)
17. [Jacks Mannequin] Dark Blue in my pants (That's not a good sign.)
18. [Good Charlotte] We Believe in my pants (I only believe in the YES.)
19. [The Cure] Lullaby in my pants. (Considering the song... that almost makes sense.)
20. [Billy Idol] White Wedding in my pants (Well...)
21. [Dredge] Ode to the Sun in my pants (That's not a 'bright' idea. Get it? //slapped)
22. [Blue October] Hate Me in my pants
23. [Scrubs] Guy Love in my pants (//nosebleed)
24. [Peter & Gordon] A World Without Love in my pants (Well...)
25. [Dido] Hunter in my pants (So hide yo’ kids and hide yo' wife, ‘cause they rapin’ errbody in there. But especially hide yo’ husbands.)
26. [Modest Mouse] The Ocean Breathes Salty in my pants (What the fu-)
27. [Flobots] No Handlebars in my pants (--but pretend there is.)
28. [System of a Down] Chop Suey in my pants (Sounds delicious.)
29. [Linkin Park] Feel in my pants (Oh yes, please do)
30. [Bowling for Soup] 1985 in my pants (;____;)
31. [Linkin Park] Mr. Hahn in my pants (;____;)
32. [Billy Talent] Devil in a Midnight Mass in my pants (There's a mass in my pants? MASS EFFECT.)
33. [Frou Frou] Breathe In in my pants (Uhhhh...)
34. [Byran Adams] Sound the Bugle in my pants
35. [Bowling for Soup /cover] Hit Me Baby One More Time in my panzers, er, I mean pants
36. [Linkin Park] Valentine's Day in my pants (But seriously, stop gluing paper hearts on my ass.)
37. [Flyleaf] I'm Sorry in my pants
38. [Bowling for Soup /cover] Lil' Red Riding Hood in my pa--- oh god, what the hell.
39. [The Pillows] Beautiful Morning in my pants (Hahahaha)
40. [The Beatles] I Saw Her Standing There in my pants (Hey Baby, you come here often?)
41. [The Pillows] March of the God in my pants (I like the sound of that.)
42. [HIM] Join Me in my pants (That makes sense. //laughs)
43. [The Used] Smother Me in my pants (Sounds about right. Haha)
44. [Three Days Grace] Get Out Alive in my pants (It's a lost world down there.)
45. [Gackt] Vanilla in my pants (I wanted Chocolate, D:)
46. [Xihilisk] Hurry in my pants (Hahaha, all jokes aside, that song is so beautiful.)
47. [Hawthorne Heights] Wake Up Call in my pants (I suppose males experience this a lot.)
48. [Nujabes] Feather in my pants (That tickles, you dirty bastard.)
49. [Nas/Keri Hilson] Hero in my pants (Wait, what? Heero in my pants? Amazing, Mmm.)
50. [Ayumi Hamasaki] Still Alone in my pants (Have you tried eHarmony.com?)
51. [Xihilisk] Argonaut in my pants (I don't know what that means. ;___;)
52. [Dresden Dolls] Coin-Operated Boy in my pants (That's where my (coin) jinglebells come from.)
53. [Akeboshi] No Wish in my pants
54. [30 Seconds to Mars] I'll Attack in my pants (No hand, don't attack -bad hand!)
55. [The Vapors] I Think I'm Turning Japanese in my pants (I could've sworn my cheeks were German.)
56. [Enrique Iglesias] Escape in my pants (It'll provide ample shelter.)
57. [New Found Glory] Failures Not Flattering in my pants (Oh yeah, I know.)
58. [311] Love Song in my pants
59. [Era] Ameno in my pants
60. [Nightwish] Nemo in my pants (That's where that damn fish has been hiding?!)
61. [Jars of Clay] God Will Lift Up Your Head in my pants (No a religious person, but I have to admit -God, I'm impressed.)
62. [Apocalyptica] Bittersweet in my pants (I don't know how to approach this one.)
63. [Dir en Grey] Mushi in my pants (;___;)
64. [System of a Down] BYOB (Bring Your Own Bong) in my pants (La-la-la-la-la~LA!)
65. [Deftones] Minerva in my pants (Sounds promising.)
66. [Roy Orbison] It's Over in my pants (Considering the song, this makes sense. Lol.)
-Finished
A lot of people don't add the artist's name, but I was lame and did it anyway.
I tag everyone who desires to try this. Even though it feels like everyone has already done it. ;___;
The first thing I heard was a huge gun blast; so shocking and close, that I slammed the computer shut, and dropped to the floor in a flash. It's because I'm partly black, isn't it? /stereotype I got up, and looked outside.
SWAT Team.
Outside my house.
Seriously.
Two big, black vehicles. Several unmarked cars. One Sheriff car, and someone being whisked away in handcuffs (from next door). People dressed in thick armor, helmets, full masks, gloves, boots, and big artillery.
DAMN.
Where the hell do I live, Detroit?
And if I told you that this is not the first time this has happened, would you believe me? Last time they 'dropped by' if was for my house. It was a case of mistaken identity though; but watching men dressed in black armor morph out of the bushes with big guns? Just as unsettling at you might think.
