Damn, I know that feeling too well. I have two brothers, and I've had to ask them to go to the store for me. Just saying it is difficult enough; it's like sharing a dirty, dirty secret- except it's not. Hell, buying things like that and then handing it to the male clerk is difficult too. It's like, "Here, HERE'S MY MOST PERSONAL ITEMS. RING THEM FOR ME, NON-JUDGMENTAL HUMAN BEING."
"wam, bam, thank you, ma'am."?
Best existence EVER.
Women need more wam, bam going for us. When women do anything, it's totally emotional, it's a memorable experience which changes us for a lifetime- and them cramps, and them FUUUU- the condom broke, and now we're alone in an apartment, without child support, the the husband is dating other women-- and- and- ///angst - ///shakes head- whoa, where am I? Lost myself there for a moment!
And yes, I finally got some painkillers. Downside is, it's like digesting a coma. ;___; So powerful. But there's no pain, so I'm happy. <3
Been there, I once couldn't go to school because of cramps. All I could do was spend the day in bed, curled up in a fetal position.
A tip that actually works: fill a bottle with hot water and hold it close to your belly. It helps ease the pain a bit until you get your hands on medicine :] As for me, I'm happy being a girl:
- don't have to shave my face (and subsequently cut myself);
- don't have to act all tough and fear being called "too girly";
- PMS gives me the perfect excuse to be a bitch and insult people that annoy me. They'll just chalk it off to me being moody and forget about it, even though I'm dead serious;
- I can paint my fingernails!
Happy about being female yet? :]
Last edited by sweetdevil at 6:40:18 AM CDT on May 12, 2011.
They are the worst things ever- I don't get simple cramps either; normal cramps are awesome- it feels like someone is jamming shards of glass into my uterus. ;____; But now, I finally got some medication, it's helping some! Us poor women; seriously. Damn lucky men.
And yes, caffeine- I'll remember that bit of advice. Thankfully, I'm out of tea. I'm so in love with tea that I wouldn't be able to resist if I had some left. "The pain, the pain! Hey, Earl Grey! How you doin'?" //sips
Worst time EVER was we had that violent windstorm that put us out of school. It was freezing out and we had no power, so Mom made me go to her work with her and I was having the WORST DAMN CRAMPS EVER! And I was stuck walking around her work with this painful freakin cinder block seeming to bounce over and over onto my flippin uterus every time I moved...I just wanted to be home...
I feel your pain! WHY does it have to be painful? The "waterfall of disgusting" part isn't bad enough?
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
Awwww. :(((( *hugs* Poor thing. I hate periods...worst things ever. :( Why do WE have to go through this pain?? It's not fair. I always have bad cramps, too...it's terrible...and nothing helps.
Have you tried putting a heat pack on your tummy? Also, stay away from caffeine...makes it worse...drink lots of water. Or so I've read in mags. XD
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 05/13/11 | Reply
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Damn, I know that feeling too well. I have two brothers, and I've had to ask them to go to the store for me. Just saying it is difficult enough; it's like sharing a dirty, dirty secret- except it's not. Hell, buying things like that and then handing it to the male clerk is difficult too. It's like, "Here, HERE'S MY MOST PERSONAL ITEMS. RING THEM FOR ME, NON-JUDGMENTAL HUMAN BEING."
"wam, bam, thank you, ma'am."?
Best existence EVER.
Women need more wam, bam going for us. When women do anything, it's totally emotional, it's a memorable experience which changes us for a lifetime- and them cramps, and them FUUUU- the cond
om broke, and now we're alone in an apartment, without child support, the the husband is dating other women-- and- and-///angst - ///shakes head- whoa, where am I? Lost myself there for a moment!And yes, I finally got some painkillers. Downside is, it's like digesting a coma. ;___; So powerful. But there's no pain, so I'm happy. <3
sweetdevil
Embracing Insanity (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/12/11 | Reply
Been there, I once couldn't go to school because of cramps. All I could do was spend the day in bed, curled up in a fetal position.
A tip that actually works: fill a bottle with hot water and hold it close to your belly. It helps ease the pain a bit until you get your hands on medicine :] As for me, I'm happy being a girl:
- don't have to shave my face (and subsequently cut myself);
- don't have to act all tough and fear being called "too girly";
- PMS gives me the perfect excuse to be a bitch and insult people that annoy me. They'll just chalk it off to me being moody and forget about it, even though I'm dead serious;
- I can paint my fingernails!
Happy about being female yet? :]
Last edited by sweetdevil at 6:40:18 AM CDT on May 12, 2011.
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 05/11/11 | Reply
@Angel Zakuro:
They are the worst things ever- I don't get simple cramps either; normal cramps are awesome- it feels like someone is jamming shards of glass into my uterus. ;____; But now, I finally got some medication, it's helping some! Us poor women; seriously. Damn lucky men.
And yes, caffeine- I'll remember that bit of advice. Thankfully, I'm out of tea. I'm so in love with tea that I wouldn't be able to resist if I had some left. "The pain, the pain! Hey, Earl Grey! How you doin'?" //sips
KitKatKitty
Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/10/11 | Reply
Nice reference!
I HATE cramps! Seriously bad ju-ju!
I hope it gets better for you! I really do!
Sarasface
Ethereal Wanderer (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/11 | Reply
Worst time EVER was we had that violent windstorm that put us out of school. It was freezing out and we had no power, so Mom made me go to her work with her and I was having the WORST DAMN CRAMPS EVER! And I was stuck walking around her work with this painful freakin cinder block seeming to bounce over and over onto my flippin uterus every time I moved...I just wanted to be home...
I feel your pain! WHY does it have to be painful? The "waterfall of disgusting" part isn't bad enough?
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
Angel Zakuro
bird nerd. (Otaku Angel) | Posted 05/10/11 | Reply
Awwww. :(((( *hugs* Poor thing. I hate periods...worst things ever. :( Why do WE have to go through this pain?? It's not fair. I always have bad cramps, too...it's terrible...and nothing helps.
Have you tried putting a heat pack on your tummy? Also, stay away from caffeine...makes it worse...drink lots of water. Or so I've read in mags. XD
I'm going to have mine soon. ~__~
Take care!
corn
I'm a veggie, dawg (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/11 | Reply
LOL!! The Shining ref, nice. Well actually that sucks :P 2 more weeks for me.