Over time, this place has become my sporadic, and very random blog 'thing'. I'm too much of a personal person to post about everything that happens in my real life, but my internet life is all here for you to check out. Let the randomness ensue.

Also in this world, I shall post:

• Memes | Random Questionnaire, TheOtaku Questionnaire, Music Meme, Boy or Girl?, Are you...?, My Meme!

• Anime comedy | Naruto Hell?, Inuyasha in a Minute (1), Inuyasha in a Minute (2)

• Special Quotes | Marcus Aurelius

Segments: Agree or Disagree?, Pet Peeves

Other Sites You'll Find Me: Tumblr, Minitokyo, DeviantART, LiveJournal (I don't visit this much), Blogspot (I visit this even less), Twitter (I joined this site over a year ago because of my infatuation with Tom Felton) Since my absence, Tom Hiddleston has become my life-ruiner. Don't understand it? Just research him and it'll happen to you too. That man is a Disney Prince, brought to life.

Dear TheOtaku,

There once was an Otaku,
Who believed TheOtaku was pieced together with super-glue
but then one day she glanced,
in a horrible instant, perchance,
TheOtaku hiking a trip to Middle Earth,
While waving its hand in childish mirth,
Shouting out, "Fuck you, I'm leaving for a few hours,"
"And the site will be broken down until you're brought to a cower,"
"But don't worry, the sky is still blue,"
-everywhere else except TheOtaku."

The real lesson here: every time the site goes down, Seto Kaiba smiles and a puppy dies.

"Sweet Mel Gibson, no!"

Please think of the puppies.

Life: 07/30/11 | By: SolemnSerpent | 5 comments | theOtaku.com | Tags: broken site, poem, theotaku