Over time, this place has become my sporadic, and very random blog 'thing'. I'm too much of a personal person to post about everything that happens in my real life, but my internet life is all here for you to check out. Let the randomness ensue.

Also in this world, I shall post:

• Memes | Random Questionnaire, TheOtaku Questionnaire, Music Meme, Boy or Girl?, Are you...?, My Meme!

• Anime comedy | Naruto Hell?, Inuyasha in a Minute (1), Inuyasha in a Minute (2)

• Special Quotes | Marcus Aurelius

Segments: Agree or Disagree?, Pet Peeves

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Naruto Hell?

Just poking fun at the series, at 4am. 'Cause everything is funnier when you're sleep deprived. Seriously.

Sakura: Oh Sasuke-kun, will you marry me, and make sweet passionate lo---
Sasuke: What the hell Sakura, we’re only twelve!
Sakura: Does that mean yes?
Sasuke: Not unless Kishimoto approves of underage relationships, which I doubt he woul---

Orochimaru: Ssss….Sasuke-kun… *hisses* I want your body...
Sasuke: Kishimoto, what the hell?
Orochimaru: I’ve got candy... *hisses*
Sasuke: *perks up* You do? What kind?
Orochimaru: *whispers*
Sasuke: I don’t want that kind of candy, you snake!
Orochimaru: What kind of kid doesn’t like Snickers?

*

Naruto: My name is Uzumaki Naruto! You may not know it yet, but I’m going to be Hokage! That’s right, believe it! Believe it, believe it, BELIEVE IT! BELIEV---

*smack*

Yodaime: Shut the hell up.

3,236,347,894,334 episodes later---

Naruto: I’m bringing you back to Konoha, Sasuke!
Sasuke: Aren’t you supposed to be Hokage by now?
Naruto: Aren’t you supposed to be swimming in a sea of your own angst?
Sasuke: No seriously, 3,236,347,894,333 episodes ago, I could’ve sworn that you said you were going to be hokage...
Naruto: *grumbles* Kishimoto still hasn’t penciled that in, but he will, believ---

*Chidori!*

Naruto: *bleeding* Why are you so screwed up?
Sasuke: 'Cause it’s the type of stuff that brings, thinly planned, poorly executed, shitty yaoi fanfiction to life. Deal with it.

Fiction: 02/09/10 | By: SolemnSerpent | 0 comments | Naruto | Tags: all on the flo', funny, lol, naruto, sasuke, seriously, smack that, tired like a mofo