Have you ever known someone that was simply prone to having computer problems, every moment of their life?
I am that sad, sad, person.
My laptop had been messed up for years, my desktop computer is shot and being fixed after if refused to turn on, and everyone else’s computer that I’ve touched has either ended up with a malicious virus or a simply dies of a crappy hard drive----the second I touch it.
Now, every time I use a computer that isn’t mine, I can tell that people became wary. They instruct me ‘not to click suspicious links…’ and I just want to shout, “I already know! I spend more time on here than you do.” The thing is, it’s the most common and popular sites that I use that screws with my PC. DeviantArt has struck me a few times; I’ll get redirected to another site that tells me that I have to download anti-virus protection. Or I’ll be on GaiaOnline (which is like a bucket of computer diseases just waiting to happen) and shit just goes awry. It’s a scary world out there, viruses and dead computers are at every turn for me.
After counting, I’ve murdered at least 7 computers.
Yes, I’m that dangerous.
Fear me.
