Just poking fun at the series, at 4am. 'Cause everything is funnier when you're sleep deprived. Seriously.
Sakura: Oh Sasuke-kun, will you marry me, and make sweet passionate lo---
Sasuke: What the hell Sakura, we’re only twelve!
Sakura: Does that mean yes?
Sasuke: Not unless Kishimoto approves of underage relationships, which I doubt he woul---
Orochimaru: Ssss….Sasuke-kun… *hisses* I want your body...
Sasuke: Kishimoto, what the hell?
Orochimaru: I’ve got candy... *hisses*
Sasuke: *perks up* You do? What kind?
Orochimaru: *whispers*
Sasuke: I don’t want that kind of candy, you snake!
Orochimaru: What kind of kid doesn’t like Snickers?
*
Naruto: My name is Uzumaki Naruto! You may not know it yet, but I’m going to be Hokage! That’s right, believe it! Believe it, believe it, BELIEVE IT! BELIEV---
*smack*
Yodaime: Shut the hell up.
3,236,347,894,334 episodes later---
Naruto: I’m bringing you back to Konoha, Sasuke!
Sasuke: Aren’t you supposed to be Hokage by now?
Naruto: Aren’t you supposed to be swimming in a sea of your own angst?
Sasuke: No seriously, 3,236,347,894,333 episodes ago, I could’ve sworn that you said you were going to be hokage...
Naruto: *grumbles* Kishimoto still hasn’t penciled that in, but he will, believ---
*Chidori!*
Naruto: *bleeding* Why are you so screwed up?
Sasuke: 'Cause it’s the type of stuff that brings, thinly planned, poorly executed, shitty yaoi fanfiction to life. Deal with it.
