Lol! I can't load youtube stuff(internet too slow)But I think you covered most of it! Deidara is sooooo funny I wounder why Deidara and Tobi were partners....
Hot and Cold (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/05/08 | Reply
Deidara: Ahh
An afternoon alone with my favorite book,
“Broadway Musicals of the 1940s”
No roommate to bother me
How could it get any better than this?
Tobi: Oh, hi Deidara!
Deidara: Hi Tobi… =__=
Tobi: Hey Deidara,
you’ll never guess
what happened to me
on the subway this morning
This guy…
was smiling at me…
and talking to me…
Deidara: That’s very interesting
Tobi: He was being real friendly
And I think he was coming on to me
I think he might have thought I was gay!
Deidara: Ahem
So, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don’t care.
What did you have for lunch today?
Tobi: Oh, you don’t have to
Get all defensive about it, Deidara…
Deidara: I’m NOT getting defensive!
What do I care
about some gay guy you met, okay?
I’m trying to read…
Tobi: Oh, I didn’t mean anything by it, Deidara
I just think it’s something
We should be able to talk about
Deidara: I don’t want to talk about it, Tobi
This conversation is over!!!
Tobi: Yeah, but…
Deidara: OVER!!!
Tobi: Well, okay, but just so you know –
If you were gay
*twitch twitch*
Tobi: That’d be okay
(Calm down, Deidara… un…)
(Think nice thoughts…)
(such as…)
(…)
Tobi: I mean ‘cause, hey,
*Imagines Tobi getting killed*
*smiles*
Tobi: I’d like you anyway
Because you see
If it were me
I would feel free
*getting annoyed*
Tobi: To say that I was gay
*emo cloud hovers overhead*
*cries*
(But I’m not gay)
Deidara: Tobi… please
I am trying to read!
What?!
Tobi: If you were queer
Deidara: Tobi…
Tobi: I’d still be here
Deidara: Tobi, I’m TRYING to read this book!
Tobi: Year after year
*annoyed*
Deidara: Tobi…
Tobi: Because you are dear to me
*screams*
Tobi: And I know that
You would accept me, too
Deidara: What?
I would?
Tobi: If I told you today
Hey, guess what?!
*emo cloud’s back*
Tobi: I’m gay!
(but I’m not gay)
I’m happy
Just being with you
(I miss Sasori… un… T_T)
Tobi: So what should it matter to me
What you do in bed with guys?
Deidara: TOBI THAT’S GROSS!
Tobi: NO IT’S NOT!
If you were gay
Deidara: Argh…
Tobi: I’d shout “HOORAY!”
Deidara: I am NOT listening!
Tobi: And here I’d stay
Deidara: Lalalala~
Tobi: But, I wouldn’t get in your way
You can count on me
To always be
(What’d I do to deserve THIS?!)
Tobi: Beside you everyday
To tell you it’s okay
(I wonder if slitting my wrist will hurt much…)
(Maybe bomb myself? That’d be more Artistic…)
(Maybe Itachi killed his family because Tobi is actually an Uchiha…)
Tobi: You were just born that way
(I’m leaving Naruto… I heard they have a vacancy for the episodes in Bleach…)
Tobi: And, as they say
It’s in your DNA, you’re gay
Deidara: BUT I’M NOT GAY!!!
Tobi: If you were gay
*goes into an angry frenzy*
littlepooch
Patchwork Rabbit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/20/09 | Reply
Lol! I can't load youtube stuff(internet too slow
)But I think you covered most of it! Deidara is sooooo funny I wounder why Deidara and Tobi were partners....
Love Ya!
Poochy
ajLOVEStobi
Otaku Legend | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DeidaraNarutoClan
Hot and Cold (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/05/08 | Reply
Deidara: Ahh
An afternoon alone with my favorite book,
“Broadway Musicals of the 1940s”
No roommate to bother me
How could it get any better than this?
Tobi: Oh, hi Deidara!
Deidara: Hi Tobi… =__=
Tobi: Hey Deidara,
you’ll never guess
what happened to me
on the subway this morning
This guy…
was smiling at me…
and talking to me…
Deidara: That’s very interesting
Tobi: He was being real friendly
And I think he was coming on to me
I think he might have thought I was gay!
Deidara: Ahem
So, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don’t care.
What did you have for lunch today?
Tobi: Oh, you don’t have to
Get all defensive about it, Deidara…
Deidara: I’m NOT getting defensive!
What do I care
about some gay guy you met, okay?
I’m trying to read…
Tobi: Oh, I didn’t mean anything by it, Deidara
I just think it’s something
We should be able to talk about
Deidara: I don’t want to talk about it, Tobi
This conversation is over!!!
Tobi: Yeah, but…
Deidara: OVER!!!
Tobi: Well, okay, but just so you know –
If you were gay
*twitch twitch*
Tobi: That’d be okay
(Calm down, Deidara… un…)
(Think nice thoughts…)
(such as…)
(…)
Tobi: I mean ‘cause, hey,
*Imagines Tobi getting killed*
*smiles*
Tobi: I’d like you anyway
Because you see
If it were me
I would feel free
*getting annoyed*
Tobi: To say that I was gay
*emo cloud hovers overhead*
*cries*
(But I’m not gay)
Deidara: Tobi… please
I am trying to read!
What?!
Tobi: If you were queer
Deidara: Tobi…
Tobi: I’d still be here
Deidara: Tobi, I’m TRYING to read this book!
Tobi: Year after year
*annoyed*
Deidara: Tobi…
Tobi: Because you are dear to me
*screams*
Tobi: And I know that
You would accept me, too
Deidara: What?
I would?
Tobi: If I told you today
Hey, guess what?!
*emo cloud’s back*
Tobi: I’m gay!
(but I’m not gay)
I’m happy
Just being with you
(I miss Sasori… un… T_T)
Tobi: So what should it matter to me
What you do in bed with guys?
Deidara: TOBI THAT’S GROSS!
Tobi: NO IT’S NOT!
If you were gay
Deidara: Argh…
Tobi: I’d shout “HOORAY!”
Deidara: I am NOT listening!
Tobi: And here I’d stay
Deidara: Lalalala~
Tobi: But, I wouldn’t get in your way
You can count on me
To always be
(What’d I do to deserve THIS?!)
Tobi: Beside you everyday
To tell you it’s okay
(I wonder if slitting my wrist will hurt much…)
(Maybe bomb myself? That’d be more Artistic…)
(Maybe Itachi killed his family because Tobi is actually an Uchiha…)
Tobi: You were just born that way
(I’m leaving Naruto… I heard they have a vacancy for the episodes in Bleach…)
Tobi: And, as they say
It’s in your DNA, you’re gay
Deidara: BUT I’M NOT GAY!!!
Tobi: If you were gay
*goes into an angry frenzy*