Hot and Cold (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
Once upon a time, in the Akatsuki hideout…
Konan: Morning, Pein!
Pein: Hi, Konan~
Konan: How’s life?
Pein: Disappointing!
Konan: What’s the matter?
Pein: The catering company laid me off.
Konan: Oh, I’m sorry!
Pein: Me too!
I mean, look at me!
I’m ten years out of college, and
I always thought ---
Konan: What?
Pein: No, it sounds stupid.
Konan: Aww, come on!
Pein: When I was little
I thought I would be…
Konan: What?
Pein: A big comedian
On late night TV
But now I’m thirty-two
Konan: OMG REALLY?! You are OLD!! Ewwwwwwww!
Pein: And as you can see
Neji: That’s because it’s your destiny… and you aren’t destined to change your destiny…
Konan: And who the heck are you?!
Pein: I’m not
Konan: Nope!
(Is she still listening T_T)
Pein: Oh Well,
It sucks to be me.
*goes to emo corner*
Konan: Nooo.
Pein: It sucks to be me.
Konan: No!
Sasuke: *sniff*
T_T you are stealing MY emo corner!
Konan: IT’S THE EMO CLOUD OF DOOM!!!
Pein: It sucks to be broke
And unemployed
And turning thirty-three.
(He talks too much)
Pein: It sucks to be me.
Konan: Oh, you think your life sucks?
*nods*
Pein: I think so.
Konan: Your problems aren’t so bad!
Pein: Oh, really?!
Konan: I’m kinda pretty
And pretty smart.
Thanks, I like romantic things
Like music and art.
(Must… get rid of Sasori and Deidara, and Itachi)
*Intent to kill*
Deidara: ART IS A BANG, UN!
Sasori: No way… Art lasts forever…
Konan: And as you know
I have a gigantic heart
So why~~~~~~~~
Pein: OMG PLZ DON’T CRY! DON’T CRY!
Konan: Don’t I have a boyfriend?
$#@&
It sucks to be me!
Pein: Me too.
Konan: It sucks to be me.
Pein: It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be Pein…
Konan: And Konan
Pein: To not have a job!
Konan: To not have a date!
Pein: It sucks to be me.
Konan: It sucks to be me.
*both cry*
Tobi: Lalalala…~
Pein: Hey, Tobi~ Deidara~
Can you settle something for us?
Deidara: Stupid Tobi… un
Tobi: Ouch
Pein: Do you have a second?
Deidara: Uh huh
Konan: Whose life sucks more?
Pein’s or mine?
Tobi: Ours!
Deidara: Ours!
We live together.
Tobi: We’re as close as people can get.
Deidara: We’ve been the best of buddies…
Konan: Aww… Isn’t that cute, Pein?
Tobi: Ever since the day we met.
Pein: Yea…
Deidara: So he knows lots of ways
To make me really upset.
Tobi: WHAT?!
Deidara: Oh, every day is an aggravation
Tobi: Come on, that’s an exaggeration!
Konan: OMG it’s the evil Tobi!!!
Deidara: You leave your clothes out.
You put your feet on my chair.
Tobi: Oh yeah?
You do such anal things
Like ironing your underwear
Deidara: HEY YOU PROMISED NEVER TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT!!!
*lol*
Deidara: You make that very small apartment
We share a hell
Tobi: So do you,
That’s why I’m in hell too!
Deidara: It sucks to me!
Tobi: No, it sucks to be me!
Deidara: It sucks to be me!
Everyone: Is there anyone here
It doesn’t suck to be?
Everyone + Sasuke and Sasori: It sucks to be me!
ajLOVEStobi
Otaku Legend | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
lol that was hilarious!!!!!
DeidaraNarutoClan
Hot and Cold (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/05/08 | Reply
Sorry, videos online, well they're technically songs, but you get the idea...
DeidaraNarutoClan
Hot and Cold (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/05/08 | Reply
@Nanao44:
Now you can see why I like these songs. They are funny and I can relate to both.
Nanao44
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 04/05/08 | Reply
@DeidaraNarutoClan:
Nice...lol
DeidaraNarutoClan
Hot and Cold (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/04/08 | Reply
Once upon a time, in the Akatsuki hideout…
Konan: Morning, Pein!
Pein: Hi, Konan~
Konan: How’s life?
Pein: Disappointing!
Konan: What’s the matter?
Pein: The catering company laid me off.
Konan: Oh, I’m sorry!
Pein: Me too!
I mean, look at me!
I’m ten years out of college, and
I always thought ---
Konan: What?
Pein: No, it sounds stupid.
Konan: Aww, come on!
Pein: When I was little
I thought I would be…
Konan: What?
Pein: A big comedian
On late night TV
But now I’m thirty-two
Konan: OMG REALLY?! You are OLD!! Ewwwwwwww!
Pein: And as you can see
Neji: That’s because it’s your destiny… and you aren’t destined to change your destiny…
Konan: And who the heck are you?!
Pein: I’m not
Konan: Nope!
(Is she still listening T_T)
Pein: Oh Well,
It sucks to be me.
*goes to emo corner*
Konan: Nooo.
Pein: It sucks to be me.
Konan: No!
Sasuke: *sniff*
T_T you are stealing MY emo corner!
Konan: IT’S THE EMO CLOUD OF DOOM!!!
Pein: It sucks to be broke
And unemployed
And turning thirty-three.
(He talks too much)
Pein: It sucks to be me.
Konan: Oh, you think your life sucks?
*nods*
Pein: I think so.
Konan: Your problems aren’t so bad!
Pein: Oh, really?!
Konan: I’m kinda pretty
And pretty smart.
Thanks, I like romantic things
Like music and art.
(Must… get rid of Sasori and Deidara, and Itachi)
*Intent to kill*
Deidara: ART IS A BANG, UN!
Sasori: No way… Art lasts forever…
Konan: And as you know
I have a gigantic heart
So why~~~~~~~~
Pein: OMG PLZ DON’T CRY! DON’T CRY!
Konan: Don’t I have a boyfriend?
$#@&
It sucks to be me!
Pein: Me too.
Konan: It sucks to be me.
Pein: It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be Pein…
Konan: And Konan
Pein: To not have a job!
Konan: To not have a date!
Pein: It sucks to be me.
Konan: It sucks to be me.
*both cry*
Tobi: Lalalala…~
Pein: Hey, Tobi~ Deidara~
Can you settle something for us?
Deidara: Stupid Tobi… un
Tobi: Ouch
Pein: Do you have a second?
Deidara: Uh huh
Konan: Whose life sucks more?
Pein’s or mine?
Tobi: Ours!
Deidara: Ours!
We live together.
Tobi: We’re as close as people can get.
Deidara: We’ve been the best of buddies…
Konan: Aww… Isn’t that cute, Pein?
Tobi: Ever since the day we met.
Pein: Yea…
Deidara: So he knows lots of ways
To make me really upset.
Tobi: WHAT?!
Deidara: Oh, every day is an aggravation
Tobi: Come on, that’s an exaggeration!
Konan: OMG it’s the evil Tobi!!!
Deidara: You leave your clothes out.
You put your feet on my chair.
Tobi: Oh yeah?
You do such anal things
Like ironing your underwear
Deidara: HEY YOU PROMISED NEVER TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT!!!
*lol*
Deidara: You make that very small apartment
We share a hell
Tobi: So do you,
That’s why I’m in hell too!
Deidara: It sucks to me!
Tobi: No, it sucks to be me!
Deidara: It sucks to be me!
Everyone: Is there anyone here
It doesn’t suck to be?
Everyone + Sasuke and Sasori: It sucks to be me!