“You brats!” Sasori scolded, “What did you think you were doing?!”
Sasori and Zetsu found the happy-go-lucky Tobi and the annoyed, upset Deidara, eaten by a boa constructor, but he and Zetsu stopped it and, thankfully, Zetsu didn’t eat the snake. “I should’ve just let you brats get digested, but then it’d be our fault!” Sasori scolded the two.
Tobi had the same clueless look he always had, but Deidara was scared at what Sasori was about to do. “I’m sorry Danna! Tobi grabbed my arm and forced me out of the train. Then he brought me along to video some animals, however we were almost eaten by a tiger, Tobi was kidnapped by a chimpanzee, and we were eaten by a boa constructor until you two came and saved us un.”
Sasori held up his hand and said, “I don’t care who caused this or what happened. We need to get back to the train before Konan catches us gone.”
“Ooh! Ooh! Sasori-san, Tobi will take care of sempai, cuz Tobi’s a good boy!” Tobi exclaimed grabbing Deidara’s arm once more.
“What are you?...” Deidara was about to finish, yet somewhat knew what was going to happen.
Tobi darted off with Deidara flying in the air as if he was just a drying towel. Deidara was shrieking, “Tobi! Stop the ride! I wanna get off!”
However the happy, incoherent Tobi paid his sempai no mind. Sasori and Zetsu were way behind and coughing up dust. Sasori was surprised at Tobi’s speed, but Zetsu wasn’t surprised either way.
Tobi was soon right beside the train, and Deidara was about to throw up. Tobi jumped back in his seat, but Deidara was forced to keep running because Tobi grabbed his right arm with his left hand. Zetsu soon appeared in his seat and Sasori flew from the Venus flytrap and transformed back to his human self. “Okay, let’s never do that again!” Sasori said gasping for air.
“Tobi?! You forgot to pull me in!” Deidara said still running while the train was about to go into a tunnel.
Tobi then realized his mistake and pulled him in. Deidara landed on Sasori’s lap, half on the bench as well though. “Ugh! Get off me!” Sasori shouted shoving Deidara at Tobi.
The boy’s fighting soon woke up Konan and they had gotten a lecture why they shouldn’t fight. Saying they were better than that and blah… blah… blah.
