“Finally, school’s over!” Hidan shouted.
“Hidan, don’t yell! God, Itachi’s already practically blind! You want to turn him deaf too?!” Kisame shouted as Itachi sat by a bush.
Yes, school was out for the week, and the little first graders didn’t know what to do to occupy their time. Kakuzu walked over to Itachi and tried to steal his leftover lunch money, but Itachi looked right at him saying, “Despite people saying I’m blind, I’m not. Now, Kakuzu, I dare you to try and steal my money again.”
So, Kakuzu decided to back off on Itachi. “So, what are you going to do for spring break, sempai?” Tobi asked Deidara.
Tobi and Deidara walked out of the schoolhouse, getting tired of waiting for Sasori to pick up his puppets, books, and jacket. “Not much, I just figured I’d stay home and play video games, work on my new clay masterpieces, you know, the usual stuff,” Deidara said, “What are you doing Tobi?”
“Going to Disney World,” he replied.
Deidara looked at him with surprise, wondering how much money he had. Sasori soon ran out of the school, joining Tobi and Deidara on the walk home. “What are you doing for spring break Sasori?” Tobi asked before Deidara had the chance to.
“Collecting more puppets, for my collection,” Sasori responded panting from the run, yet had no change to his expression, “I’m guessing your staying home too Deidara?”
“Yes,” Deidara said looking bored out of his mind, yet he looked at Tobi, suspecting he’d mention Disney World to Sasori.
“Tobi’s going to Disney World!” Tobi soon shouted, breaking the silence.
Sasori had the same reaction Deidara had and asked Deidara, “How much money does this kid have?”
Only to be responded with a shrug of the shoulders.
After a few days of school being out, Deidara and Sasori became bored, so they met at their usual clubhouse and discussed their break. “I ran out of clay, so I can’t make anymore sculptures,” Deidara sighed.
“Yeah, I can’t find anyone worthy enough to join my puppet collection,” Sasori said sadly, yet he still seemed psychodic.
Both boys let out a big sigh. “Where’s Tobi, you hear anything from him?” Sasori asked to bring up a new conversation.
“Tobi calls me five times a day,” Deidara said annoyed, “He said he should be home today.”
“He was at Disney World for three days? And now he’s coming back?!” Sasori asked confused about Tobi’s actions of calling Deidara five times a day, and the fact Tobi said he was going to Disney World for spring break.
“Yeah, I’m confused too,” Deidara said, “But, then again, he didn’t say how long he was going to be in Disney World.”
After their discussion, Tobi suddenly appeared out of nowhere and landed on top of Sasori. “Hi sempai! I’m back!” Tobi shouted happily.
Deidara looked at Tobi with shock, and then he realized that Sasori was underneath him. “Uhh… Tobi? Did you know you’re sitting on Sasori?” Deidara said scared at what would happen.
Tobi looked down to see Sasori being crushed by his weight. “Oh,” Tobi said as he got off Sasori, “Tobi sorry Sasori-san! Tobi would never do that because Tobi is a good boy. Tobi didn’t see you!”
Sasori was KO’d, he didn’t respond, he probably got knocked out from lack of oxygen. “Is he going to be okay?” Tobi asked Deidara.
“Tobi, I suggest we start running, because, you don’t know what he’s going to do when he’s mad!” Deidara said as he got a ten foot head start.
“Wait for Tobi!” Tobi called after him as Sasori started to wake up.
Sasori’s eyes flew wide open and he sat up, noticing Deidara bring his clay eagle to life and Tobi desperately trying to hang onto it as soon as it took off. Sasori remembered Tobi crashing into him earlier and nearly suffocating him and how Deidara made no effort to help him. Sasori suddenly flew into a fit of rage shouting, “YOU BRATS! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!”
Deidara knew Sasori was going to be pretty sore until school came back, so he suggested, “You want to go to Holiday World instead?”