Alazne: <sneers again> Those would be two other vampires. So now you have FOUR vampires to deal with!
Cyrus: <blue gloom lines and anime sweat drop> ... ... ... ... ...
Alazne: Looks like you got the short end of the stick.
Cyrus: <recovered> Well, at least I have my trusty silver dagger/sword!
Subaru, Kamui, Briannah, and Fai: <together in a monotone> Not gonna work.
Cyrus: Oh, come ON!
Alazne: You really need to read more of Tsubasa, Cyrus.
Cyrus: <anime sweat drop>... ... ... ... ...
Alazne: Well, Kamui, Subaru-
Kamui: How do you know us?!?!?!?!?!
Alazne: Well, DUH! Tsubasa volumes 15-18!
Kamui: What?
Alazne: It's a (supposedly) fictitious story about Fai, Sakura, Syaoran, Kurogane, and Mokona's journey through the worlds. I guess that it's not fiction any more.
Cyrus: Not at all.
Syaoran: So, our story is in a book format?
Alazne: In a nutshell, yes.
Syaoran: Did Fei-Wong Reed write it?
Fei: NO!
Cyrus: Actually, the authors' names are-
Alazne: Ageha Ohkawa, Mokona Apapa, Satsuki Igarashi, and Tsubaki Nekoi!
Cyrus: <anime sweat drop> I was going to say CLAMP, but I s'pose that works, too...