What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

Azzimalus: Thank him for me, will you? Oh, and tell Leo that I'm coming back.

???: Ok. Love you, bye!

<Hologram fades>

<Everyone stares, then bursts out laughing, except Fei Wong, who just stares.>

Azzimalus: <embarrassed, angry> SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuko: <giggling> Now, for your wish.

<Magic circle appears, then fades.>

Yuko: I can't concentrate! <starts laughing at Azzimalus again.>

Azzimalus: <under breath> <censored> you...

Larg: SOOOOOO...who's the lucky girl?

Soel: Who?

Azzimalus: <mumbles> as if I'd tell you.

Kurogane: Don't worry. Just be glad they don't know her.

Azzimalus: Why?

Kurogane: Trust me.

Azzimalus: Oooo-kay.

Soel: Kuro-sama's tellin' you that 'cause we found out he likes Tomoyo-

Kurogane: I NEVER TOLD YOU THAT?!

Larg: Than it's true!

Kurogane: Get back here you fur ball! <chases Larg>

Soel: Run, run Larg! I'll hold Big Puppy off!

Kurogane: I'll kill you, too! <chases both of them>

Azzimalus: <to Syaoran> This happens on a daily basis, right?

Syaoran: <nods> Sometimes he attacks Fai-san, too.

Azzimalus: Okay. Weirdo.

Kurogane: You did NOT just call me a weirdo!

Azzimalus: I kinda did. <Kurogane chases Azzimalus, Larg, and Soel>