What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

Kurogane: I'll go kill him and end this. <starts toward pod>

Tomoyo: <crying> <grabs back of Kurogane’s shirt> No! You promised! No wasted human life!

Kurogane: Would if it's not human?

Soma: Shut up!

Kurogane: WHO ASKED YOU?!

<one of the bodies moans>

Everyone: Huh?

ODST: Why the hell am I not dead?

Yuko: The magical power generated by Fai, Mokona, Fei Wong, Tomoyo, and myself saved you from death.

ODST: Great. First a sword guy cuts me, then I told magic saved me, And now there's an escape pod outside this little hut! Are we in Japan?

Yuko: Yes.

Kurogane: Who the hell is this?

Yuko: The sole surviving person I sent to subdue you.

Kurogane: Then let's kill him.

Tomoyo: Stop!

Kurogane: Sorry...

Soma: See? That wasn't so hard.

Kurogane: Shut it.

???: Dammit, I'm stuck and now I'm hearing things.

ODST: <gets up> I'm outta here! This place is loony!

<Exit: ODST>

???: Hello? Anybody? Help!

Tomoyo: Soma, please go help him. Kurogane, stay here.

Soma: Yes, Princess.

Kurogane: Fine.

<Soma walks over to escape pod and begins prying off the exit hatch>

Kurogane: I can do that a lot faster.