What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

Kurogane: Cyborg.

Azzimalus: Samurai.

<Goes like that for a few minutes>

Kurogane: Are not.

Azzimalus: Are too!

Kurogane: Not.

Azzimalus: Too!

Tomoyo, Yuko, Soma, Sakura: WILL BOTH OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!?

Fai, Mokona, Syaoran, Fei Wong: YOU BOTH ARE ACTING VERY IMMATURE!

Kurogane + Azzimalus: Sorry.

Tomoyo: KU. RO. GA. NE. <you can clearly see that she is ticked. A lot.>

Kurogane: Yes, Princess?

Tomoyo: You are herby banned from using your weapons.

Kurogane: WHAT?! <shocked>

Tomoyo: You heard me, no weapons until further notice.

Kurogane: WHAT?! <still in shock>

Azzimalus: Wow. Your girlfriend just so burned you.

Kurogane: Shut the hell up, cyborg.

<Suddenly, another hole in space>

Yuko: FEI! WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!

Fei-Wong: Nothing! This time, nothing!

<Kiyo, Ryûko, and Leo appear out of nowhere>

Kiyo: Okay, what just happened?

Ryûko: I have no idea.

Leo: Wow. Who the heck are they?

Kurogane: First Cyborg here-

Azzimalus: HEY!