<Kurogane starts chasing Fai> <Mokona moves to Tomoyo's shoulder>
Kurogane: WHAT?! Don't you DARE call me that!
Tomoyo: Big Puppy?...
Mokona: When we went to Oto country, Fai gave us nicknames, and Kuro-pon's was Big Puppy! Kyaaaa! Help!
<Kurogane turns from attacking Fai to attacking Mokona>
Mokona: <Hides in Tomoyo's hair> Don't mess up your girlfriend's hair, Kuro-pon!
Kurogane: I'm gonna mess YOU up!
Tomoyo: <bluntly> No, you're not.
Kurogane: I'll get for this, white pork bun!
Tomoyo: <bluntly> No, you won't.
Kurogane: <under his breath> Later...I'll get you and I'll-
Tomoyo: <interrupting> Be very nice to Mokona.
Fai: Kurogane's like a naughty child!
Kurogane: And you’re gonna be like a smear on the wall!!!!!!!
Tomoyo: <warning> Kurogane...
Kurogane: <puts head down; ashamed> Sorry...
<Fai and Mokona hi-five>
Kurogane: <pulls Fai and Mokona aside> Once she's gone, you two are goners!
Fai and Mokona: TOMOYO! Kuro-chii's being mean again!
Tomoyo: Now, Kurogane, what have they done to you?
Kurogane: <mumbles> More like what haven't they done.
Tomoyo: Fine. What haven't they done?
Kurogane: Well, they haven't done much to help my ego. They call me names that destroy my finely created reputation!
Tomoyo: Since when do you have a "finely created reputation"? <Tomoyo uses air quotes>
Kurogane: Since I became the best ninja in all of Japan.
Soma: <appears out of nowhere>: How dare you talk back to Princess Tomoyo! <Starts to argue with Kurogane>
Sakura: Do they normally act like this?