What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

Tomoyo: Soma doesn't kill the survivor.

Fai & Mokona: Hee hee! She's got a point, Kuro-chi!

Tomoyo & Kurogane: Be quiet, you two.

<Soma removes the exit hatch>

<A metal hand, followed by a metal forearm and an organic upper arm emerge. A shaved head of a human male with a strange machine over one eye pops up>

???: Finally! <sees Soma> Thank you.

Soma: Your welcome.

[Cyrus’s note: The man from the escape pod is Azzimalus, the main character of my story. As I always (never) say: the more the merrier! Adding characters from elsewhere is fun to see how they interact with Tsubasa characters and each other.]

Syaoran: <points to new guy> Who the heck it that?

Kurogane: And more importantly, what the <censored> is that?

Azzimalus: I am Azzimalus. A HUMAN, idiot. <looks at Kurogane when saying the insult>

Kurogane: You really DON'T look like one.

Azzimalus: Well, I am. But to me, you look like a samurai.

Kurogane: What?! <deeply offended> Now you listen here, I am a ninja, not a lowly samurai.

Azzimalus: Samurai, ninja, all the same to me. <shrugs as if it doesn't matter>

Kurogane: That was low! I'm surprised that you call yourself a human, you cyborg.

Azzimalus: WHAT?! Don't compare me to those lowlifes!

Kurogane: Oh, and that's what you did to me, comparing me with a samurai!

Azzimalus: That's 'cause they're the EXACT SAME!

Kurogane: Uh, no they aren't, cyborg.

Azzimalus: How many times do I have to tell you, I'm HUMAN!

Kurogane: If you're human, than I'm a samurai.

Azzimalus: So you are a samurai!

Kurogane: NO! I'm a NINJA! My point is, I'm a ninja, and you're a cyborg.

Azzimalus: I'M HUMAN! A CYBORG IS SOMEONE WITH A HUMAN HEART AND BRAIN, BUT
BODY OF A ROBOT!