What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

Alazne: <sneers again> Those would be two other vampires. So now you have FOUR vampires to deal with!

Cyrus: <blue gloom lines and anime sweat drop> ... ... ... ... ...

Alazne: Looks like you got the short end of the stick.

Cyrus: <recovered> Well, at least I have my trusty silver dagger/sword!

Subaru, Kamui, Briannah, and Fai: <together in a monotone> Not gonna work.

Cyrus: Oh, come ON!

Alazne: You really need to read more of Tsubasa, Cyrus.

Cyrus: <anime sweat drop>... ... ... ... ...

Alazne: Well, Kamui, Subaru-

Kamui: How do you know us?!?!?!?!?!

Alazne: Well, DUH! Tsubasa volumes 15-18!

Kamui: What?

Alazne: It's a (supposedly) fictitious story about Fai, Sakura, Syaoran, Kurogane, and Mokona's journey through the worlds. I guess that it's not fiction any more.

Cyrus: Not at all.

Syaoran: So, our story is in a book format?

Alazne: In a nutshell, yes.

Syaoran: Did Fei-Wong Reed write it?

Fei: NO!

Cyrus: Actually, the authors' names are-

Alazne: Ageha Ohkawa, Mokona Apapa, Satsuki Igarashi, and Tsubaki Nekoi!

Cyrus: <anime sweat drop> I was going to say CLAMP, but I s'pose that works, too...