Okay, seriously, what in the world was I thinking with this??? I must be out of my mind... But here goes nothing...
Oh, and this is a fanfiction reject, not a real one, so this will NEVER get published. Probably 'cuz it sucks.
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Scene 1:
ICHIGO: Ribbon…Strawberry-
KISHU: Not so fast! (Brings out sai daggers and charges @ ICHIGO)
TSU Group: WOAH! (KAGAMI lands on KISHU, everyone else is fine)
SYAORAN: Princess! Are you alright? (TMM Group has dumbfounded look)
SAKURA: I’m fine. Moko-Chan, do you know where we are?
MOKONA: Mokona doesn’t know.
KUROGANE: I know.
FAI: Oh? Where?
KUROGANE: In the middle of a fight, stupid magician.
KAGAMI: What’d I land on? (Looks intensely @ PAI)
ICHIGO: Just who are you people?
PUDDING: Look! Soft and furry! And cute, too! (Chases MOKONA around)
ZAKURO: They certainly aren’t alien. But they aren’t from Tokyo, either.
KAGAMI: My name’s Kagami. I’m the leader of Seresu.
TARUTO: Siberia?
KAGAMI and FAI: SERESU!
SYAORAN: I’m Syaoran.
SAKURA: I would be Princess Sakura of Clow.
KUROGANE: Kurogane. Last of the Suwas and Tomoyo’s personal guard.
FAI: My name is Fai D. Flowrite. I was the previous leader of Seresu, not Siberia.
KUROGANE: And who are you guys?
ICHIGO: Mew Ichigo. This is Mew Lettuce, Mew Mint, Mew Pudding, and Mew Zakuro. (Motions to each accordingly)
KAGAMI: And who are these losers with the overly proportioned ears?
ALIENS (except KISHU): HEY!
PAI: I would be Pai.
TARUTO: Taruto.
PUDDING: You can call him Taru-Taru! (Turns away from caught MOKONA)
TARUTO: I told you not to call me that!
PAI: There is one more to our team. But, Kagami, you’re sitting on him.
KAGAMI: AH! I’m sorry!
KISHU: (Coughs) Izzat how you treat a potential friend?
KAGAMI: (crosses arms) No you moron. That’s how I treat a potential enemy.
KISHU: WHAT WAS THAT?!
ICHIGO: Now, now. Break it up.
FAI: Ms. Mew Ichigo is right.
KAGAMI: (suddenly) Now that that’s settled…Pai!
PAI: (taken by surprise) What?
KAGAMI: Tell me, on you’re home planet, is there a large castle, seemingly floating in mid air?
PAI: Um…Yeah.
KAGAMI: Great! Take me to it! Fai, come with me.
PAI: I’ll go alone.
KAGAMI: Let’s go already! YO! Kurogane, Syaoran, Sakura, Mokona! You guys stay here, got it?
TSU: Right.
KAGAMI: Pai! Hurry it up!
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Scene 2:
KAGAMI: Yes! I was SO right!
PAI: What does that mean?
KAGAMI: That I’m you’re new leader!
PAI: WHAT?!
FAI: You might want to tell Kishu and the others about this.
PAI: I’ll tell them. (pulls out cell phone communicator) Kishu? Can you hear me?
KISHU: Yeah. (battle sounds in background) HEY! I’m trying to have a conversation here! Sorry about that. Yeah, what’s up?
PAI: Kiyo is our new leader.
KISHU and TARUTO: WHAAAAAT?!
PAI: I already said it, Kiyo is our new leader. Seresu, her home world, is our home world.
KISHU: <hangs head> I can’t believe it.
KAGAMI: <steals communitor> YO! Kishu! Listen up! I want you and Taruto to get over here, ASAP. Got it?
KISHU: Yeah-
KAGAMI: Another thing, if you’re late, I will not hesitate to turn you into a smoking pile of ash.
KISHU: G...got it...I won’t be late...promise...
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There you have it, another fanfic on crack brought by yours truely.
