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Memphis '10 -- PT; C&C

Awesome Friday. Absolutely awesome. Well. Not everything was awesome about it, but the awesome parts of it far outweighed the crappy parts in both number and degree of awesome. Met up with my friend and his girlfriend Thursday afte...

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When Not to Be Clever

But first: Sunshowers are the best.

Anyway, I mentioned this observation on Facebook, and within ten seconds someone had said "I like Sonshowers!!"

Sigh.

The Department of Crotchety Old Men -- Aug 16

I went looking for hair bands today. I needed two, wanted five.

I had to settle for twenty-seven. >:(

Today's Events

I overslept.

I tried to work on a scholarship essay for the third day in a row. I know what I want to say, but the words elude me. *shakes fist*

I spent an hour and a half writing someone a message only to have Facebook in its infinite wisdom declare "something went wrong" and erase the entire message. *shakes fist*

In the ensuing frustration I went outside and attacked with a steak knife the faux-kudzu vine which is strangling the life from my mother's tomato plants. And I hate tomatoes. I have freed a quarter of the bed, and in the process I found one vine root. Huzzah! Take that, foul vegetation!

Tonight I shall explore Tallon IV further now that I have regained possession of the Wave Beam, Spider Ball, Thermal Visor, and Super Missile. =)

Late.

Here's another one I kinda like.

1. Respond with something random about you. (I dunno about this one; if I try to be random it usually ends up being a really specific random.)
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what scene you remind me of. (I associate different people with different things in the back of my head, and not everyone feels the same.)
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Tell you my least favorite thing about you.
8. Pressure you to post this on your WORLD 'CAUSE THETACO AIN'T GOT NO JOURNALS

Also the "last 100" link for world updates is busted, so if you've already posted one of these please tell me. > >;;