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Because it's been a while.

Also, C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Anime Plot Generator result:

Demonic dominatrixes transform into

insatiable grandmothers

for freedom.

Sounds like grade A hentai.

(eeewwwww >_<)

If it seems really good....

...I mashed up the proverb a bit, but you know what I'm talking about. Wednesday I found a sign in one of my classrooms recently that advertised easy, variable-schedule work with high pay per week (made me raise my eyebrows), but being rath...

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While I'm on the subject....

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKED POKEYMANZ AND ROLEPLAYS SO WE PUT POKEYMANZ IN YOUR ROLEPLAYS SO YOU CAN POKEYMANZ WHILE YOU ROPEPLAY

=D =D =D

But seriously. Give 'er a look-see.

'Scuse me.

Y'know, trolling news comment boxes is fun and all, but hows about we tone down the overt "you're an ignorant jerkwad and your existence is an offense against nature" sarcasm, all right? Lately it seems that instead of wryly pointing out flawed logic, we've been dancing around in a circle singing I'm A Little Shithead, Short And Stout.

The point of trolling, to me, isn't so much to start fights as it is to make the other person look like a moron for starting one themselves. And anyone taking martial arts lessons should know that better than the rest of us. (Ace, lookin' at you, here. Though you ain't by your lonesome.)

Have all the fun you want. But don't go around trying to look like an idiot.

Lookin' around.

Yesterday after my MATLAB class I was joking around with a friend of mine about how he shows up late for all his classes and he was regaling me with tales of teachers who tended to go bonkers over classroom attendance, and as we were exiting the f...

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