I do want you...

My Name is Becca, I'm Young, I'm Poetic, I'm Eager, And I Don't want to wait until I'm older for everything to happen.

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hellooooo, it's jessica here. XCandyLuverX as my very few subscribers know me as. but obviously i'm not here to talk about me, my amazing-ness, and lack of subscribers. nope. though, i know that you want me to.

i'm here to talk about becca. and personally, the introduction she did was brief. too brief. so i'm here to spice it up, you know, give you a little more info, while throwing in some of my witty humor.

starting now.

fact one;

becca's an amazing person, and you bitches be trippin' if you think otherwise.

fact two;

she has the mind of an eighty-two year old man. you know, the creepy ones that prey on little girls. yeah. s'all good.

fact three;

she is such an indie-whore, it's overwhelming. but she's a great person. but so is drake, and he has a sexy bod. deny all you want, it is sooo true.

fact four;

she enjoys bands like tegan&sara, lady something or another (because i can't remember her name), the medic droid, etc.

fact five;

she can't handle the heat, which is why she's staying out of the kitchen. that was incredibly irrelevant, which is why i'm leaving it as number five.

fact six;

she has a tumblr. and is completely obsessed.

fact seven;

she uses the word 'obsessed' too much.

fact eight;

she's queer-tastic. yayyy :]

fact nine;

she's not single, so you bitches better step off of ruki's woman. [angry face goes here]

fact ten;

she's my beeeeest frieeeend.

fact eleven;

she's so fly, she's sky high. yeaaaah boii.

P.S. Fact eleven is only there because I wasted fact five on irrelevance.
P.P.S. I forgot to mention she's superrr funny.
P.P.P.S. I'm an amazing person. bitch, what?

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Heeeeeeyyyyy AAAAAAbboooooooot!

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Just Read It

Me and my sister went a funeral for her good freind mel. Here is some proof.

NOT! This is the program for the play WE IS BLUDERSTRUCK! Its one of the most hilarios, most Interactive , most akward plays I have ever seen.
We had to act like we were at a funeral.

Charectars: Pitstop Pete, Doorstop Dave, Truckstop Trevor

So heres the story; Mel Sanderson has passed on because of a motorbike accident. He had supposedly said that "When I die, I want Blunderstruck to play at my funeral." Blunderstruck is a hard rock band right so they go to this funeral, They go through the ailse Giving people hi fives and saying "Sorry for your loss." And they point at random people saying stuff like "This os mels dad" "This is they guy who sold mel the bike. How can you show your face?" Then the pass two girls and say "Couple of hot chicks." (They were part of the cast) Then Pasture Calls and say he cant make it and asks the band to do the Ceramony.
they have no idea what to do so they go take some kids program and try to go through it.
My fave part is when truck stop trevor proforms the 'Latin Prayer' It was like "mmmlalbaldigdikswekgef mel"
(gibberish)
NOTE: The use of accordian in a rock band is extremely LAME Awesome!

Over all a Excellent play *********************************** (35 stars)

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