CHAA! Welcome to the ANBU Lounge, where crazy ninja can get together and just post stuff (a.k.a. a blog about my friends' and my life as a ninja in the Naruto parallel and/or alternate universe)...Um...Okay, enough. I'm not Hinata. I'm more like Tsunade, according to my buds...CHAA! Bring me Kakashi and no one gets hurt. Except maybe Ebisu and Jiraiya for peeking.....So, let the kunai fall where they may and let the ninja-ing begin...(I didn't say go yet, Naruto.)**Also, I do not own Naruto or anything related to it, other than merchandise, anime, and manga that I have bought. Those are my copies, they're legal, and good luck trying to get your grubby little paws on them...** (pulls out her bow)

Day 8: I Hate Everything About You

Multiple explosions went off as the small speaker in Cat's hand started playing the chorus to "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Day's Grace. They began closing in on our position. "Chessy-chan..." Cat asked with a panicked look on her...

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Day 7: Rendezvous in the Forest of Death

Cat, Zhen, and I met Jiraiya-sensei at the fence enclosing the Forest of Death, as we had been told to do the day before, by way of falcon mail. Never mind that all three of our window sills were now covered in falcon crap...no, Jiraiya-sensei do...

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Day 6: Test

Jiraiya told us that we would be on an exercise with him and that we shouldn't worry, since it was only a preliminary test, where we would be examined for flexibility, skill, and teamwork. He held up two bells and grinned. "You know what to do ...

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Day 5: Trial

Cat, Zhen, and I gathered to meet the sensei at dawn. Pervy Sage Jiraiya showed up right on time. He looked happy, which made me suspicious until I got close enough to smell the sake on his tunic. I sighed and rolled my eyes. Cat and Zhen, eve...

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Day 4: Meet the Sensei

Jiraiya, the Toad Sage, came into the room with a big fat fanboy look on his ninja face. Zhen, Cat, and I knew that we were in for it. The way he looked us over was just creep...

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