Never In Infinity, Will I Love You!? (Shikamaru love)

I ran through the trees searching for another team. Then I came across a weird man in a green span-dex suit. He was with three genin. One looked EXACTLY like him except his face and he was younger. I started giggling, so that man is the sensei. "Poor, poor, poor, people." I mumbled. I waltzed into the clearing. The one with the long hair was looking very annoyed. "Hello!" I said, very friendly... The man stood up, smiling.
He put his thumb up and said, "Why, hello there! What are you doing over here?"
I sat there, speachless. What... The... Heck?! Is he a mental retard? I shrugged to my question.
"You don't know who your sensei is???" Said the mini retard, "Let us escort you to all the teams and see which one claims you."
The retard smiled, "What a great idea, Lee!!!"
The one called Lee smiled, "Thank-you, Gai-sensei!!!" Ah, so the retards name is Gai.
"Come on Neji, Tenten, let's help this young genin."
The other two sighed and got up. Tenten approached me. "What's your name?" She asked.
"Saari." I smiled.
"Why are you sorry?"
I sighed, "No, my name is Saari."
She looked confused. "Why is your name sorry?"
I sat there... feeling stupid. I just hung my head. I would probably never get across to her.
Neji sighed. "Tenten, she means her name is called Saari. That's what she goes by."
Gai cocked his head. "What's your whole name, Saari?" He asked.
"Hatake, Saari." I answered inching away from him and toward Neji and Tenten.
His face went blank.

Never In Infinity, Will i Love You!? (Shikamaru Love) Chapter 2

Chapter 2
I followed Kakashi obediently to where we were supposed to meet the
team. Kakashi opened te door to have a chalk-board eraser hit him in the head. I giggled. "What's up with you...?" I couldn't say the rest, I needed to work on calling him Kakashi-sensei.
He didn't say anything. He just looked at me with disapprobal written across his face.
I looked away. I shouldn't have said anything. I need to treat him as a sensei when we are with the team, not as a brother.
Why are you LATE??? Naruto screamed. "We were told not to be late, but the sensei is the one who came late instead!"
I looked at Sasuke for a bit. He was pretty cute. I started thinking of many ways to beat him in a fight. I smiled at those thoughts. I didn't notice that they were all headed out to the roof until I heard the door close. I jumped and ran after them, I ran into the wall.

I sat down next to Sakura. And listened to what they all had to say about themselves. Then it came to me. I sighed.
"Well, tell me your name and likes, dislikes, and hopes and dreams." Kakashi ordered.
"My name is Hatake, Saari and my likes are... I... Well, how about this I like to read, write, draw, and... Well... Yeah. My dislikes are, whiney people, weaklings, and people who get in my way." I thought for a bit about my hopes and dreams. "I hope to one day become an anbu black-ops captain and I dream to maybe even get married?" I questioned myself.
"Hey!!!" Naruto yelled. "You should have to-" Naruto was cut off by me hitting him to silence.
"I'm gonna go check out the other training people." I said skipping away (If they could all have sweatdrops they all would... Except for Naruto.).

Never in Infinity, Will I Love You!? (Shikamaru love) Info/Chapter 1

This is you. You are a genin on team 7. Your name is Saari, Hatake. Kakashi is your brother. You have no memory of your parents and you don't hope to. You can be very stupid at times, but, you are stronger than all of the jonin, but you choose not to show it. Now, lets get this show on the road!!!

Story Begining
A kunai flew past my head. My eyes flew wide open in shock. I sat up in bed. "Oh, it's just a dream..." I told myself quietly. I peered at the clock. 5:00 am. I sighed and hopped out of bed. "My first day of being a genin. Yet, I feel..." My face brightened, "I feel very entergetic!!!"
"You need to work on your stupidness a little more, Saari." I jumped. Kakashi stood waiting in the door. He was reading his book. I shivered. I had read one of his books before. I don't ever plan on reading another, either.
"Get out! I need to get dressed!" I grabbed the edge of the door and slammed it shut on him.
"Hurry up! We need to get going!" He said through the door.
"Go by yourself! You can come pick me up when you're about to go to training!" I yelled through the door. I flung my closet open looking for something to wear, waiting for his reply.
"Fine. See you later." Kakashi said as he left.
Thank God that he didn't want me to go this morning to visit Obeto's grave. I'd seen it so many times. I bet he's finally picking up the clue that I don't care. After training today I'm going to make him take me to get some more outfits for me!!! I stared at all of my very reserved Academy student looking outfits. I needed something more... Genin like!! I grabbed one of my only genin like outfits and threw it on. I ran downstairs and grabbed some bread and left for the book store. I needed more books. I ate my bread quickly while running through Konoha. I took out the list of books I needed (more like wanted).
As I ran, clearly not paying attention, I ran into Shikamaru. I pushed him aside not bothering to say sorry. I knew everyone in Konoha, but I didn't know their personality. I wasn't in Shikamaru's academy classes, though. I felt somethng grab my shoulder while I ran and pulled me back. It was Kakashi. "Ow! Treat your little sister with a little more respect you, you, you old man!"
"Old man? Hm, wel then, you must be an old lady." He said ruffling my hair. "Now, lets get going to training."