The Day I Found Out What "Lemon" Means

I was looking for some NaruHina fanfiction, and I came to this site, and there were two catagories. They were "Mature Readers", and "Lemon". I thought,
If "Mature Readers", isn't safe to read, maybe "Lemon" means like, "Clean", of something.

Lemon does NOT mean clean. I was shocked, and responded with, "Holy CRAP! THAT'S SOME ****ED UP ****!"
Still being confused, I tried Wikipedia, (a true gift of wisdom!) and looked up, "fanfiction lemon". Apparently, Lemon means a fanfiction that contains strong sexual content. Thankfully, this site only allows PG-13 fanfiction. I may be a mature reader, but I'm not ready to hear about NaruHina's "alone time", because that's just not right.
A) Because it has too much information
B) It's messed up
C) YOU PERVERTS ARE WAY TO GRAPHIC! SERIOUSLY!

And so, I will never read ANYTHING that has the word "lemon" in the description.

10: The Romantic Climax of this part of our Legacy

Later that night, Haruhi walked onto the balcony of the hotel room, where Kyon was gazing at the meteor shower.
"You wanted to see me?" she asked. Kyon fell to on knee. Haruhi's heart was beating rapidly.
"Haruhi Suzumiya, I know this is out of the blue, unexpected, and maybe even unwanted. But to tell you the bluntly put truth, I've fallen. no, I'm not falling anymore, I've landed. I love you. I always have, and I will until the sun burns out. You make my heart pound like a jackrabbit. It's kind of irrational to say this, but you scare the crap out of me. I don't know whether to love you, or fear you. You're hard, and cold, but last night, I caught you at your softest, weakest point."
Haruhi blushed, and tried her best to face him.
"That was real?" Kyon grabbed her waist, and began to waltz with her. The two spun for a while, before he explained.
"You were dreaming. You needed me. What were you dreaming about?" Tears welled up in her eyes and she looked away.
"I was pregnant, and I got shot. I was screaming about losing my baby." She buried her head in Kyon's chest. "I'm scared." Kyon held her for a moment.
"It's ok, you stubborn idiot, there's nothing to be afraid of, it wasn't real." He began to kiss up her arm.
"I'm pissed that Itsuki got your first kiss."
Haruhi placed her hands on Kyon's chest, and began to unbutton the first button of his shirt.
"That's true, but I can give you my first something else." She grabbed his hand and led him into her bedroom.
"Something else? I like the sound of that," Kyon smiled. He kissed her, and then one thing led to another.

Mikuru looked looked down at the wedding band, it dissolved from her finger. She looked at Itsuki, who smiled that, plastic smile, as if wishing he was with Kyon, and Yuki just began to cry. She had loved Kyon, because he helped her step out. Her heart was now beating its own way now, but for the first time, it was breaking.
Yuki was glad that he was happy though, he deserved this happiness. She was feeling happy, and sad at the same time. A silver tear fell onto her finger, and she turned to Itsuki.
"What is this wet? It is no a raindrop," she said, holding her finger to him.
"It's a tear." Yuki nodded.
"Tear, cry, wet, sad....breaking."

Fanfic Part 1: The Event

Edward Elric looked at the photo again. A single tear hit the glass frame, and he brushed it away with a gloved finger. How had things ended up like this?
He turned his head to his right, and he saw the ally brick wall. It was still splattered with blood from the event.
The event happened three months earlier. He was walking with Winry, and he was going to confess. He clasped her hands in his, and opened his mouth to speak, but before he could, some nut job with an axe ran into the ally, the cops on his tail. The criminal quickly grabbed Winry by her hair, and held the axe to her neck.
“Take one more step,” he said. “And the girl gets it!”
Edward was paralyzed in fear. He heard Winry scream in terror,
“EDWARD!” She screamed out his name. The cops stopped dead, now aware that the life of an innocent girl was in their hands. Edward was frozen, if he moved, then Winry would die. If he didn’t do something, she would die too. Both ways, she would die, and it would be his fault.
“EDWARD! HELP, DO SOMETHING! HELP ME!” Winry tried to break from the criminal’s grasp, but he just held the axe closer to her delicate neck. Edward had to take a risk, one that would change his life.
“WINRY,” Edward yelled. “IF THIS DOESN’T WORK, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, I ALWAYS HAVE, AND ALWAYS WILL!” He clapped his hands together, and prepared to perform alchemy. The criminal sensed this notion, and threw Winry onto the ground. He lifted the axe, and it came down hard.
“EDWARD!” There was a scream, and a chunk. Blood spurted onto Edward’s clothes.
“WINRY!” He ran to her side. She was covered in blood, and was barley recognizable. She was shaking, and gasping. Her eyes turned to Edward. She lifted a blood covered hand, and touched Edward’s face.
“I…I love…you.” She released a long, final breath, and her eyes closed.
“Winry,” Edward’s eyes flooded with tears. “No, please!” He pulled her into his arms, and she was as limp as a rag doll. Her skin was as cold as ice. “Wake up Winry, take a little breath. Please, please wake up!” He let his tears fall onto her face.

Recalling the event made Edward cry harder. He looked down at the photograph. Winry looked so happy. He looked into her frozen eyes, and his finger drifted to her rosy cheeks.
“I’m sorry, so, so, sorry.”

THIS IS FICTION! THERE ARE NO SPOILERS, AND I DON'T OWN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST.

I'm BACK!

I'mgoing to write another fanfic! (not Inu, sorry.) When I worked forever on my Inuyasha one, I decided it was about time I made another! There were some flukes, but now I think it'll be perfect. The topic is gonna be FMA, (Fullmetal Alchemist) because I just started the manga, and I love it!

Fanfiction Part 18: The Final Chapter in This Tale

Shippo wasn't allowed in the room. All he knew, was that Kagome was in something that Chii called "Heavy Labor", whatever that meant.
"What's going on in there?" Shippo asked, gesturing to the door. Uki sighed.
"Chii and Dektra are getting the babies out." Shippo shrugged.
"How do they do that?" Uki sighed again.
"You don't want to know,you're too young.That's why I'm out here, to watch you." Shippo puffed up his chest, and straightend his back.
" I DO wanna know! Tell me!" Uki sighed once more, and whispered the disgusting truth into the young boy's ear.
"EWWWWW! THAT'S NOT HOW THE DO IT!...wait, is it how they do it?" Uki nodded. After that, there were moments of silence. Shippo could here Kagome screaming from the room. The voices said things, he just couldn't make out words. He was so tempted to peek through the keyhole and see if the elf was telling the truth.
The screams of Kagome's pain were accompanied by the voices of Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, Dektra, and Chii. He wished he could be in there, because by the sounds of it, they weren't doing a good job at keeping Kagome calm.
He wondered when all of this hustle would be over. It had felt like an eternity.
Being an assistant midwaife was a nasty bussines, but Dektra knew almost nothing else. She would much rather be defeating a bandit than egging on a woman to use up her last shreds of energy to deliver two children. But if that was how to make Emiko's legend come about, then it was worth it.
Everyone's voices washed over Kagome. She was so tired, and in so much pain, she wanted to die. She heard people telling her things, but she felt like she wasn't doing them when she was.
"Kagome! Stop!" Yelled Chii. And so, Kagome stopped, and she let go.

Shippo heard the crying of newborn children coming from the room. He burst through the door, and saw one of th newborns floating in midair, surrounded by orbs of white light. It was a sight worth waiting for. The baby set herself back down, into Kagome's arms almost immedietly. Kagome was crying.
"Hey there little one," she beamed. "What were you doing up there?" Inuyasha was holding the second infant, the male. The two were smiing and glowing. Everyone else left the room, to give the new parents some time with their children. As Inuyasha heled the squrming baby in his arms, the baby opened his honey colored eyes. He stared up at his father in wonder, and then countinued wriggling and crying. Kagome on the other hand, was having more luck with Mizuki. Mizuki just stared at Kaogme, not making any sound.

Chii, Uki, and Dektra dissapeared, and no one saw them again, but both of the infants were left a gift. Hiro, was left a silver dagger, while his sister was left a little black book. In the book, was a note.
Dear Mizuki,
There is no easy way to tell you this, but you're different than everyone else. You are a witch, when you turn thirteen, your first signs of official development will be shown. At this time, you will be magicly tranferred to a strange land, in the era of you mother. There, you will learn your training from the three most powerful witches in the world. You will train to fufil your destiny.
-Chii, Dektra, and Uki
Yes, the fate of little Mizuki is in the hands of three unsuspectiong sisters...but that...is a whole other story.

I'M FIANALLY DONE! I'LL BE STARING MIZUKI'S CHRONICLES SOON, THANK YOU ALL FOR READING. TO CLARIFY, THE CHARMED ONES ARETO TRAIN MIZUKI. (HEY, I'M NOT CALLED CHARMEDGAL888 FOR NOTHING!) I DON'T OWN INUYASHA, THAT BELONGS TO RUMIKO TAKESHI. THERE ARE NO SPOILERS IN IT, I JUST MADE IT UP FOR THE HECK OF IT. I WANT TO THANK THE FOLLOWING. MOM, DAD, MY AUNTS AND UCLES, MU GRANDPARENTS, MY SEVENTH GRADE ENGLISH TEACHER (FOR HELPING ME INPROVE AS A WRITER, MY FRIENDS, MY COUSINS, MY YOUTUBE FRIENDS, AND ALL THOSE WHO READ. MY READERS REALLY KEPT ME GOING. THAKS A BILLOIN! CHARMEDGAL888 HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!