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And to be clear, here are the couples I write for: Ichigo and Rukia (Bleach), Momo and Toshiro (Bleach), Uryuu and Orahime (Bleach), Youraweichie and Kiuske (Bleach), Kagome and Inuyasha (Inuyasha), Sango and Miroku (Inuyasha), Ayame and Koga (Inuyasha), Kagura and Seshomaru (Inuyasha), Seya and Haji (Blood), Winry and Edward (Full Metal Alchemist), Roy and Riza (Full Metal Alchemist), Naruto and Hinata (Naruto), Sakura and Sauske (Naruto), Rachel and Jimmy (Case Closed), Harly and Katie (Case Closed), Ren and Kyoko (Skip Beat!), Kenta and Karin (Chibi Vampire/Karin) Maki and Winner (Karin),

Something To Be Said For Overthinking

Rukia gazed at Ichigo, concentrateing on his small tuffts of orange hair, "I think I'll get a tattoo," she said simply, watching as Ichigo choked slightly on his soda, "Excuse me?! You're going to do WAT now?!" he asked, "A tattoo," she repeated, "Why?!" "Well, Renji has alot of them and-" "And if Renji jumped off a cliff would you do that too? Wait, bad scenario don't answer that," "AND, I was thinking... I really want to show that we're together," "That's wat the ring is for!" "BUT, it's sort of like.... starting a new chapter in my life, I need to do something big to mark that," "So get a dog," "I can have a dog?!" Ichigo suddenly felt guilty for misinforming her, "It was an example," he replied, "Oh," a second passed, "Anyway, I want to get a strawberry tattooed on my hip," that time Ichigo just flat out spit his soda all the way out the window, "Get a braclet!" "I want something perminet that can't get taken away or lost, and I want it to be big and special," "Get your ears peirced and buy strawberry ear rings! Don't go marking on yourself!" "...Maybe I WILL get something peirced, not my ears though, maybe my belly button, .. or my hip,..." "First of all wat is this sudden obsession you have with perminatly dameging your hip? Are you trying to make a point or something? And second of all, if you're going to do that then ATLEAST start with peircing your ears like a NORMAL girl," Rukia crossed her arms over her chest, "But I generally don't like jewlry, this ring is enough, that's why I want a tattoo and not a peircing, besides, I thought getting it tattooed on my hip would be sexy," she wispered the last part with a bit of disapointment in her voice, "You're sexy enough on your own, tattoos are NOT sexy; the only reason anyone should get a tattoo isn't to make themselves look better, it SHOULD be to have the memory of something really special," "This IS really special, it represents YOU, and besides, it dosen't HAVE to be on my hip, I could get it on my arm or something," "I don't care! I don't want you getting your body all marked up!" "You don't have to worry, there won't be any scars or any danger, I'll get it done at LA Ink, it can be my wedding gift ok?" "How do you even no about LA Ink?" "I watch it on TV, I think I'll get Hannah to do it, Kat does black and wites but I like this in couler, I could see it now! A beautifull bunny in a feild of strawberries tattooed on my back! Or maybe with a strawberry blooming in a rose with a bunny on my arm, or-" "Ok, if you want to get a tattoo, then I'll get my ears peirced, ..double peirced, after all, I don't mind jewlry," "Ok, that's your decision, fine by me," she replied, aparently reverse phsycology wasn't going to work, hm, but maybe... "Well, tattoos hurt way more than getting your ears peirced," she flinched slightly, finally he was winning! "R-Really? H-How much worse?" "Well, wen you get your ears peirced they put ice on it till your numb, then they use this peirceing gun, it's sore for like... a day or something and then it's fine, but tattoos, well, a big thing like you're talking about will take hours to do, speck by speck, drawn on with nice, sharp needles, and the bigger and more detailed, the longer it takes to heal," Rukia gulped, "Ok then, ...um, I'll just go to the shop down the street and get a little, tiny strawberry tattooed," "Ok, but that hurts too, and the less profesinal the artist, the more it'll hurt, AND... if you get an infected needle, wow, and you thought the tattoo was painfull!" Rukia cringed, "Um, well, it won't be THAT- OUCH! You idiot!" she shouted, rubing the spot on her neck were Ichigo pinched her, "So..that hurt.. yet you want a needle to dig into your hip and carve and couler a strawberry? Hmph, good luck," Rukia shuddered, then an ideah cane to mind, "Hey, how about YOU tattoo me! That wouldn't hurt at all! You have a strange inability to cause me pain without intent," "Rukia," "Yes?" "Just drop it already, you no I can't, oh and by the way, don't get your ears peirced either, if you really want to wear ear rings, then get a pair of clip ons," Rukia sighed, there was something to be said for her recent free time, ... like how haveing too much time on your hands will cause annoyence and strange thoughts

My World Upside Down

Ichigo smirked, who would've thought that the great Rukia Kuchiki would crush under his gaze? "You," he began, watching her intently, even though she remained still and quiet, sitting on his bed, "You really underestimate me alot don't you?" he asked her, that same, cocky, flirty face remained stained in her features, a smirk curved her lips and her eyes had some sort of hidden message, the kind you see in modeling and music videos, but he was never so stupid as to fall for her silly little act, "Ofcourse I underestimate you, you're stupid and reckless and irresponsible," Ichigo only grinned more, "I'm starting to feel insulted here Rukia, how come?" "Hmph, do you think I can see that one remaining brain cell of your's?" now normally this would be an insult, normally this would provoke yelling and screaming and ultimately Ichigo being injured, but her tone was so playfull and silky smoothe that it didn't take him more than a milli-second to remember that they were just teasing, "Well, if you can't guess my thoughts, then there's no reason to kiss you," he smirked, their faces only a hair away from eachother, "Your lines are the worest, but you really do make me-" her thoughts stopped, her playfull face filled with terror and her soft, honey-sweet voice shreiked into a shrill sound of horror, at first Ichigo was puzzled, but then he felt it, the sharp blade of her brother's sword jammed through him, in the distance of his conciouseness he heard Rukia's frantic voice pleading for him, "Ichigo! Help me! PLEASE! Help me Ichigo! Don't let them take me! They'll hurt me! Please help me Ichigo! ICHIGO!!!!!!"
Ichigo awoke from the nightmare, eyes wide, breatheing heavy, it was pretty early in the morning and Ichigo was sure that that had been nothing more than a dream, a nightmare, but in the back of his mind that little thread of worry started to wrap it's way around the rest of him, giveing into that small pull Ichigo got up and approached the closet, he hoped that she was still there, and more than anything that she was still sleeping, the last thing he wanted was to wake the sleeping shrew.... he slid the door open queitly, but something was odd, instead of being met with her sleeping face he was met with a blanket covering something up, curiouse, he slid the door open to the other end and sure enough there rested her peacefull face, her hair was messy and very eskew (she looked like she had been hit with a bolt of static electricity) her amythist eyes remained closed, her pink lips slightly parted, and her small fists curled up next to her face, he had watched her sleep before (and to this day she wasn't aware that he often spied on her in her sleep, and Ichigo wanted to keep it that way) she was normally a very neat sleeper, not messy like his sisters were, she would normally fall asleep in a certain position and stay that way untill she woke up, so seeing her like this was amuseing to say the very least, suddenly her eyes started to flutter open and realizing that he had been caught, he dashed back to his bed and pretended to sleep
"Why did you sleep upside down last night?" it was an hour after the incedent and the question had been nagging at him severly, "And why would you think that I did?" Rukia shot back, smirking victoreously, "I woke up and saw you climbing out the opposite end of the closet," he stated non-chalantly, he had maneged to weasel his way out of it this time, Rukia gave in, he had a reasonable answer, though she would never admit it, "I had a headache last night," she stated simply, leaning against the wall of the closet, "And? Did you take some asprin and fall asleep backwards or somethin'?" she glared at him slightly, "No, I didn't take any medicine," "You should've," "I'll get to the point if you'll shut up!" she shouted, Ichigo shrugged, pretending to lock his mouth shut and throw away the imaginary key, "Everytime I get a headache I sleep at the opposite end of the bed," "Why?" Rukia rolled her eyes, she thought he had shut up, "Because as a little kid we didn't have medicine that was accesable to us, so I had to sleep at the opposite end of the bed to make it stop, well, I had thought that that was a good ideah, so imagine my horror the day I decided to hang upside down from a tree because I had a headache," Ichigo cringed, "Ouch," he mumbeled, "Mm-hm, Renji had to take care of me for two days! I was so out of it that I could barely move!" she was laughing, she was remembering extremem pain and here she was laughing about it! "Renji huh?" Rukia didn't notice the slight hostility in his voice, "Mm-hm, he was so tired that he said 'If you ever do that again I'll kill you'! Funny story right?" "Yeah, REAL funny, espically considering that he almost came through with that," he sad in a sarcastic tone, "Ichigo, why can't you let go of that already? He's your best freind, almost your brother," "Well gee, I hope HE dosen't treat ME the way YOUR brother treats YOU!" Rukia was now standing, Ichigo was still in his desk chair, "Ichigo stop that!" she demanded, obviously this was no longer a playfull discussion, but now a true argument filled with anger and fear and everything else that could crawl under your skin, "I'll never forget the things they did to you, even if-" "I never asked you to FORGET! I'm asking you to FORGIVE!" She yelled, Ichigo stood up, looking down at her with fire in his coffee eyes, "NO," he said simply, but that two letter word seemed to speak a million more, "Why can't you just forgive them?! They were only following orders!" "Yeah ok! Let's ALL'follow orders' and kill eachother!" "Ichigo stop! You don't get it! It isn't like they WANTED to do it!" "Well there's this little thing called 'haveing a mind of your own', I no YOU'VE heard of it! Well sometimes, then other times you're just robotic as the rest of them!" "Robotic?!" "Yeah! It's like one minute you're all for free thinking and then they brainwash you into some obediant slave! And by the way, I broke the rules to save you! If they really cared they would've helped! I understand that Renji redeemed himself but-!" "But no one asked you to save me! I begged you NOT to save me! That's why you're so stubborn! You don't GET IT!" she shouted, her eyes were starting to tear up, "You could NEVER understand," her voice wasn't above a wisper, "YOU never lived on the streets, YOU were never suddenly a noble's family, YOU never went from rat to princess in a day flat! And unless you've DONE those things then you'll NEVER understand!" she was now sitting on the edge of the bed, simaler to the way she was in the dream, "You're right," he admitted, sitting next to her, "I've never been in that situation and I'll never understand how hard it is to go through that, but I DO understand something that you clearly have missed somehow," "Oh?" "Yep, it's why you deserve to live," her head shot up, "Don't tell me that you weren't inching around, waiting to spring that 'I deserve to die' thing on me," Rukia looked back down, "Why am I here in the first place? I'm nothing but a heartless murdering, -" "Shut up, don't talk like that ok?! It's disturbing! Besides, if you were actually heartless then I wouldn't have saved you, if you were anything less than pureity and love then I wouldn't have saved you, get it? You're an exampe of how people SHOULD be, minus the self-hate, Rukia, you're here for ME, to help ME, and I'm here for YOU, get that?" Rukia smirked slightly, "You really no how to push my buttons, and you really need to stop lieing to yourself AND to me, it isn't a good habbit, truley, we both no that there's no reason for me to-" her thoughts were cut off by the light impact of his lips on her's, she was laying there, eyes closed, letting him kiss her, and she couldn't even wounder why because she couldn't think straight, after a moment the sweet kiss stopped and she was slowly snapped into reality, "Do you still not believe me? Do you still think that I'm lieing about you or about how much I love you?" she couldn't speak, she could barely think, but she could see that Ichigo was becomeing quickly annoyed, "Answer me!" he demanded, she shook her head slowly, still in a slight state of shock, Ichigo rolled his eyes, grasping her rists lightly, he brought one to rest over her chest, "Do you feel that?" he wispered, she nodded quickly, "Do you understand, that that little thumpedy thump going on in your chest right now, that's why I saved you?" she nodded slowly, "You no, I'm still waiting on you," he smirked, and that's wen it hit her that at the moment, this was a game of cat and mouse, this once emotional fight was nothing more than a game right now, and she wasn't going to loose, "So wat if I love you back?" "So alot of things," and that ended it right there, with both their worlds hanging upside down

Oh Captin Kuchiki~

"Repeat that slowly," Byakuya commanded, stareing blankly at his brat-ish Brother-In-Law, "You. Have. To. Ba-by-sit.!" The young red head stated, folding his arms over his chest and looking at Byakuya in annoyence, his eye twitched, "No," Byakuya replied between clenmched teeth, and quite coldly might I add, "Well then who IS gonna babysit huh?! Asagi is out, Renji and Rangiku are on a mission, and all the other DECENT babysitters are either busy or gone, and Rukia and I HAVE to go alone! We'll only be gone untill tommorrow and it's already past noon, just put up with the munchkins 'till then!" Ichigo shouted, "NO," he replied, louder and less calm than he meant to, "Please Brother," Rukia pleaded, putting on her "I'm-Your-Cute-Little-Sister" act, "Rukia," he began, "Please Brother! You hardly EVER babysit and the kids don't no their Uncle!" "...Let's keep it that way," Ichigo suggested, Rukia elbowed him in the side, "Please! They're starting to think you're evil!" "They're intellegent! I taught 'em that!" Ichigo shouted, earning himself another jab in the ribs, "Fine, I will babysit," Byakuya said reluctantly, earning himself a hug from Rukia
Byakuya was not amused in the slightest, one child was pulling his hair, one was throwing paint at him, and the other two were hideing his "hair noodles" and he was endureing it all for one reason: So he would have a decent reason to tell his sister to stop reproduceing! If he endured this, maybe she'd stop at FOUR kids? And then he remembered Rukia's infamouse quote, "Oh I want LOTS of kids! ^^" Byakuya's eye started twitching, if he had never been afraid of Ichigo Kurosaki and Rukia Kurosaki before, (wich he likely hadn't) he was now, after all, if the two of them could completely ruin the structure of Soul Society by themselves...imagine wat an army of them could do! Byakuya shuddered at the thought, and here were the children, running amuck, should he ever get Ichigo Kurosaki in a room alone.... well, say goodbye to life Strawberry
Elsewere...."Mmm, I LOVE hotel beds!" Rukia moaned, curleing into a ball on the bed, "Ah, you're kidding right?" Rukia shot straight up, "No! Why? Don't you agree?" "Not reallly, I mean, they're pretty uncomfortable to me," "Ah wat do YOU no about comfort?" she asked rhetorically, turning on her side, Ichigo sat down next to her, "It's all your fault anyway," Rukia stated simply, "Wat's my fault?!" "Haveing to come here, leaveing the babies with Brother," "Hey! If the kids grow up traumatized just remember that I wanted to kill him and YOU wouldn't let me!" "Oh I'm sorry, it seems you've forgotten the many times that Brother saved me," "Would you stop throweing that in my face already?!" "....And all to get your old high-school diary," "JOURNAL! And besides that, I wanted to have written recordss of our first year together, who nos wat will happen if we rely on our kids to just tell the story, I mean, they might end up saying that we were- never mind it's just TOO frightening, anyway if you were smart you would've made one too," Rukia smirked, "Oh my dear, no, see if YOU were smart, you'd remember that journal, atleast MINE is in my duffle bag, and atleast MINE usually stays in the draw of our nighttable," "....Shut up already,"
Back in Sereitei.... There was a small nock on the door, the young prodegy looked up, "It's open," he stated, the door slowly opened, revealing Byakuya and four little children, Toshiro raised an eyebrow, "Yes?" "Captin Hitsugaya....please babysit these little mosnters! I gurantee that hollow babies would be easier to care for! Help me!"

How Cute!^^

Trieing To Tie

Link to the picture that inspired this: http://lanithanai.deviantart.com/art/Wifely-Duties-56639185
"Oh counfound it!" Rukia spat, undoing the potential not for the fifth time, "Confound it? Rukia, WERE did you learn that?" "My sister talked like that, I thought it'd be a better example for the kids if we kept our mouths clean," "Rukia, Honey, wat part of 'They're already ruined' don't you understand?" Rukia stuck her tounge out at her husband, "You no, my sister couldn't tie nots either, well, not according to my brother," "Understandable," Tsuki chimed, "So let me get this straight," Ichigo started, "Your sister couldn't tie nots, YOU can't tie nots, and now our daughter can't tie nots, it seems that your side of the family has some seriouse hand-eye-coordination issuses," "And it seems that YOUR side of the family, mainly you, has some brain-mouth-coordination issues," Ichigo rolled his eyes "Ya' no, let ME do it," Rukia slapped him on the back of the head, well, atleast she was TRIEING!