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And to be clear, here are the couples I write for: Ichigo and Rukia (Bleach), Momo and Toshiro (Bleach), Uryuu and Orahime (Bleach), Youraweichie and Kiuske (Bleach), Kagome and Inuyasha (Inuyasha), Sango and Miroku (Inuyasha), Ayame and Koga (Inuyasha), Kagura and Seshomaru (Inuyasha), Seya and Haji (Blood), Winry and Edward (Full Metal Alchemist), Roy and Riza (Full Metal Alchemist), Naruto and Hinata (Naruto), Sakura and Sauske (Naruto), Rachel and Jimmy (Case Closed), Harly and Katie (Case Closed), Ren and Kyoko (Skip Beat!), Kenta and Karin (Chibi Vampire/Karin) Maki and Winner (Karin),

Oh Captin Kuchiki~

"Repeat that slowly," Byakuya commanded, stareing blankly at his brat-ish Brother-In-Law, "You. Have. To. Ba-by-sit.!" The young red head stated, folding his arms over his chest and looking at Byakuya in annoyence, his eye twitched, "No," Byakuya replied between clenmched teeth, and quite coldly might I add, "Well then who IS gonna babysit huh?! Asagi is out, Renji and Rangiku are on a mission, and all the other DECENT babysitters are either busy or gone, and Rukia and I HAVE to go alone! We'll only be gone untill tommorrow and it's already past noon, just put up with the munchkins 'till then!" Ichigo shouted, "NO," he replied, louder and less calm than he meant to, "Please Brother," Rukia pleaded, putting on her "I'm-Your-Cute-Little-Sister" act, "Rukia," he began, "Please Brother! You hardly EVER babysit and the kids don't no their Uncle!" "...Let's keep it that way," Ichigo suggested, Rukia elbowed him in the side, "Please! They're starting to think you're evil!" "They're intellegent! I taught 'em that!" Ichigo shouted, earning himself another jab in the ribs, "Fine, I will babysit," Byakuya said reluctantly, earning himself a hug from Rukia
Byakuya was not amused in the slightest, one child was pulling his hair, one was throwing paint at him, and the other two were hideing his "hair noodles" and he was endureing it all for one reason: So he would have a decent reason to tell his sister to stop reproduceing! If he endured this, maybe she'd stop at FOUR kids? And then he remembered Rukia's infamouse quote, "Oh I want LOTS of kids! ^^" Byakuya's eye started twitching, if he had never been afraid of Ichigo Kurosaki and Rukia Kurosaki before, (wich he likely hadn't) he was now, after all, if the two of them could completely ruin the structure of Soul Society by themselves...imagine wat an army of them could do! Byakuya shuddered at the thought, and here were the children, running amuck, should he ever get Ichigo Kurosaki in a room alone.... well, say goodbye to life Strawberry
Elsewere...."Mmm, I LOVE hotel beds!" Rukia moaned, curleing into a ball on the bed, "Ah, you're kidding right?" Rukia shot straight up, "No! Why? Don't you agree?" "Not reallly, I mean, they're pretty uncomfortable to me," "Ah wat do YOU no about comfort?" she asked rhetorically, turning on her side, Ichigo sat down next to her, "It's all your fault anyway," Rukia stated simply, "Wat's my fault?!" "Haveing to come here, leaveing the babies with Brother," "Hey! If the kids grow up traumatized just remember that I wanted to kill him and YOU wouldn't let me!" "Oh I'm sorry, it seems you've forgotten the many times that Brother saved me," "Would you stop throweing that in my face already?!" "....And all to get your old high-school diary," "JOURNAL! And besides that, I wanted to have written recordss of our first year together, who nos wat will happen if we rely on our kids to just tell the story, I mean, they might end up saying that we were- never mind it's just TOO frightening, anyway if you were smart you would've made one too," Rukia smirked, "Oh my dear, no, see if YOU were smart, you'd remember that journal, atleast MINE is in my duffle bag, and atleast MINE usually stays in the draw of our nighttable," "....Shut up already,"
Back in Sereitei.... There was a small nock on the door, the young prodegy looked up, "It's open," he stated, the door slowly opened, revealing Byakuya and four little children, Toshiro raised an eyebrow, "Yes?" "Captin Hitsugaya....please babysit these little mosnters! I gurantee that hollow babies would be easier to care for! Help me!"

Initials

R.K., recently Rukia had started only sighning her initials, well, sometimes she would sighn Rukia K., but rarely, it was less suspiciouse if she just wrote R.K., Byakuya was becoming annoyed with this, and then noticed something, Ichigo had only been sighning his initials recently too, I.K., or Ichigo K., that was starting to really crawl under his skin, then he was starting to connect the dots and came to an astonishing conclusion, he sat across from Rukia and Ichigo, eyes like daggers, "Rukia, Ichigo, state your names," the two exchanged glances, "Rukia," "Ichigo," they answered, "Your FULL names," Byakuya corrected, Rukia wispered something in Ichigo's ear, "Wat? I lie to him all the time," Rukia slapped him on the back of the head, "Um," Rukia began, "Brother," Rukia bit her lip, Byakuya perpared for the worest, "Rukia, you changed your name didn't you?" Byakuya asked, "Well, not exactly," Rukia said, "See, since I'm nobility, we haven't decided if I should be Rukia Kurosaki, or if he should be Ichigo Kuchiki," "And Ichigo Kuchiki has a really nasty ring to it!" Ichigo said, wich earned him another slap against the head, "Anyway, even though Rukia Kurosaki sounds really pretty, I'm just thinking about the family," "Why don't you keep your names as they are?" Byakuya suggested, "But then no one will no that we're married!" "That's the point," "Brother!" "Rukia, I assure you that the Kuchiki's would NOT care to have Ichigo in our ansistery, if you must, you change your name," Ichigo grinned, Rukia slapped him on the back of the head, again,

Casting Call

"I told you already, ughh, wat was the line again?" Rukia asked turning away from the set, "Rukia, the line is, 'Dramatizing the situation won't help,'" "Well, I think that sounds weird, how about we skip it?" "No, we can't skip it," "Why not?" "Because I'm the auther that's why not!" "So change the script!" "There is no script! This is a fanfiction! I can do watever I want to!" "Cannot!" "I can turn this into an IchiHime faster than you can blink an eye!" "You wouldn't," "Oh yes I would!" "You don't have the guts," "Um, I'm sorry, how many times have I almost killed you off? And how many times have I put the word 'suicidal' and your name in the same sentence?" "I don't no, your sentences are too long and you have horrible spelling," "I can make you kiss Kon," "How should I say the line?" "Like your talking to an Idiot," "Done, you hear that Ichigo? We both think you're an idiot!" "Shut up," now then, back to the fanfic, Rukia was getting tired of Ichigo's stupidity, "Hey!" "Shut up!" and she was becoming really annoyed, and the fact that the day was becoming more and more like a Soap Oprah wasn't helping the matter, Rukia's Strawberry necklace shimmered in the light, "Wen did I get a Strawberry necklace? And why do I have one?" "Just go with it okk?!" Jeez! Now, were was I? Oh yes, the moonlight bounced in the river's glow, it shone brillantly, like a thousand diamonds, "Ms. Asagi?" "Wat?! Wat could you possibly want Sushi?!" "I brought you your new cards," "Oh good! Is the order correct?" "How should I no? I haven't opened them yet!" "Oh, well, go get my albums, I'll start fileing wile I write, and, Suishi, dear, don't forget my checklists," "Yes, Ms. Asagi," yay! "And this is how typing errors are made," "Oh shut up Ichigo!" "Wat the- how many cards are in there?!" "A nice ammount," "Let me rephrease that, how many 100's are in there?!" "Look! I don't have any of the Bankai set
yet, so shut up! These are just my albums!" "The how many are in the package?" "One," "One?!" "Mm-hm, I got a redemption and got a free Rangiku card, platnum!" "You're rearranging all of those for one card?" "Yes, but eventually I'll have the cards," "Why am I working with you?" "Because I can turn this into a RenjiRuki faster than you can say 'Kibel'," "Why would I-" "Back on track people! This isn't a movie or book so we can't edit things out! This is a fanfiction, and if you don't obey me I will kill you," "Understood!" now, wat happened before that idiot chimmed in? "Hey!" "Shut up!" oh yes, thousand diamonds, Rukia sat on the rock next to Ichigo, "Speaking of wich, can I get up now? My legs are falling asleep," "You'll get up wen I say you can! And right now I don't care if your hole body is falling asleep! Just do it!" right, remind me to kill Ichigo after this, now look you! Oh, right, "Ichigo, I, I, need to tell you something," Well, see ya' tommorow! Maybe, "Wat?!" "My stuff finished printing so I'm going back upsairs, I'll finish this later," "But it was just getting good!" "Too bad, it'd be done by now if you two would shut up and do it right, well bye"

"I'm back!" "How could you leave us sitting on this rock all night?" "You couldn't move?" "You didn't write that we moved!" "Oh, sorry about that, but on the bright side, Bleach was great last night! Although it was really sad, hm, I think I'll write a fanfic about it," "Would you finish this one first?!" "Sorry," "Well now my entire body is sore!" "I can fix that for you!" "I don't no if I trust you," "You better! I have to hurry up so I can post this for my 500+ hits present!You two aren't cooperating!" "500? You just started this last night!" "I no, you see, I was going to post my crossovers for 500, but I decided not to because I couldn't finish them quickly enough, and so I'll just post crossovers for inbetween numbers like 600, 700, 800, 900-" "We get it, but are you telling me that you got this ideah last night?" "No, I've had it for a few days," "Then why didn't you start sooner?" "Because I het doing fanics on my laptop, they come out weird and I can't transfer files! So now I have to finish on my laptop, and retype it later because Pussycat and I are watching ShoGun, and-" "Enough! Are you going to write that we aren't sore anymore or wat?" "No, I'm gfonna put you in more pain, then fix it," "Wat?! Why?!" "You'll see! Now let's get back to the story!" "Ichigo," sorrow dripped in Rukia's voice, "Words cannot express how deeply sorry I am," "Sorry for wat?" "I can never see you again," Ichigo's eyes widened at her words, pain ripped through him like a dagger, "Ok, that hurts ya' no!?" "I'm well aware of that, Idiot, but do you have to interupt me every minute? Shut up and do wat I tell you or I'll kill you off right now! Don't try me! I can make Rukia drown you in that pound over there! Now shut up and do it!" Rukia stood up, "Thank you!" "Rukia, as much as I love you, like my owne daughter, please stop interupting! There's no WAY this'll be done anytime soon!" "Oh, sorry," "That's ok," Ichigo stood up as well, "Thank you!" "Shut up!" "Hey! Why did you tell me to shut up but you polietly told her to stop interupting!?" "Because I like her more, she's not an idiot, and she's female," "That's-" "Shut up!!!!!!!" "I don't understand," Ichigo said, "Ichigo, my brother, he," "Him again? Are you going to be Brother's Pet for the rest of your life?" The words struck Rukia, she felt as cold as ice wen he said that, "Ichigo?" she turned to face the moon, "Did I ever tell you the story about the butterfly?" "No," "There ounce was a butterfly, she loved to fly freely through the sky, but everyone hated butterflys, so she left and went to a special garden were only butterflys lived, but wat she didn't no, was that she could no longer fly free wile in that garden, she was trapped, and one day, someone let her out, but only to put her in an even smaller cage, everyday, the butterfly would be let out to stretch her wings for a few minutes, but one day, the buterfly broke her wing, and a young human came to rescue her, the butterfly was begging t fly free again, after her wing had healed, but then the butterfly was captured again and put back in the cage, the person who caught the butterfly plucked her wings, so that she could never fly again, the butterfly began to sloly die, but rtight before she did, the butterfly was rescued, and slowly her wings began to grow back, because the man who rescued the butterfly is the same one that saved her the first time, but because the butterfly spent so much time with the man, and because the butterfly's wings began to grow back, her captor became frightened, frightened that the butterfly would leave and die, so he put her back in the cage,and he wanted to clip the butterfly's wings again, but it is because he does not want the butterfly to die, and it is because of the butterfly's rescuer,that the butterfly is still alive, but the butterfly loves both of these men, so wat does the butterfly do?" "The butterfly- oh ya' no wat? This is incredably stupid! Butterfly? Come on!" "Do it Ichigo, or I will kill you off slowly and painfully," "Fine," Ichigo put a hand on Rukia's shoulder, the paiin seemed to melt away with his touch, "Hey! Hoiw come I'm still in pain?!" "Because you won't shut up!" Rukia put her hand on top of Ichigo's, and turned he head, "I think- I can't do this!" "Let's just skip to the next day!"

"Look Byakuya, I no that you don't like me and that you don't think that I can protect Rukia, but-" "Quite the opposite, I no you can protect her, probbablt better than I can, because you truly understand justice, wat is right and wrong, and you do not think twice about doing something," "Then why-" "Because, blood or not, Rukia is still my little sister, and it is still my job to protect her," "Byakuya, if I'm trusted enough to be the leader of Soul Society, then you should trust me enough to protect Rukia," "Yes, I see that now, and so, you may protecdt her, ounce again you have won, Ichigo Kurasake, and ounce again you have proved me wrong with your words," "Hey, call me brother in law!" "I rather not," "Excellent everyone! Why can't you two act like Byakuya?" "Actually, must I give in so easily?" "h forget it!"

Karma Sweet Karma!

NOTE: Major spoilers ahead

Ok, so I no it's a bad habit, but every Saturday I watch the new episode of Bleach on YouTube (subtitles ofcourse) and read the new chapter on onemanga.com, yeah, bad habit I no, but I still watch Bleach on TV and buy the DVDs every other month and sometimes buy the manga (if I REALLY likr the episode, otherwise I don't read the manga) well I just found out tha Byakuya Kuchki, yes the same Byakuya Kuchki that was going to kill Rukia because of pride AND is that cold heartless little... anway, yes, that Byakuya, was an arrogant little punk who mouthed off to his superiors!!! Karma sweet karma! Now he's being payed bacck by dealing with Rukia's shinanagins! Hhahahaha! Although, he has it easy, as a child Byakuya was a tantrum rolled up in a ball, Rukia on the other hand is very well behaved, Ichigo is just having a bad influence on her, oh yeah, dealing with Ichigo, Renji and all the other shinanaginers is pay back to! I'm seriouse! He was a little bundle of trouble! Wen Youraweichie was a captin he would insult her all the time! He would be arrogant, loud mouthed, and throw a fit if things didn't go his way! You no, kinda like Ichigo only worse! Alot worse! Braty too! Youraweichie stole his hair tie and teased him and you should've seen it! He was yellin' and screamin' and chasin' her! It was hilariouse! No joke! On top of that, I always said Mayuri Kurtosuchi belonged in prison, well, he was in there ounce, I just can't beleive Kiuske let him out!! And at first Kian didn't want to be a lietenit, Ukitake forced him to be one, AND Gin was a little bundle of evil murderouse intent from birth! Isn't that nice? Anyway, I better post a poem or something before you all hate me!

Theropy Of Eachother

NOTE: Remember, this is the first decent fanfic I ever wrote, it was a long time ago, wen I first started watching Bleach, I changed a couple of minor details, I actually got this ideah because I wanted there to be something with Byakuya teaching and the schoolblowing up, but that didn't happen, oh well,
"Hi everyone! Good morning!" Rukia said in that goody~two~shoes act that she put on in front of all humans, suddenly her soul phone rang, her eyes widened at the message, "Cool phone, Rukia," Tatskie said, "Thank you!" Rukia curtsied, jeez, this was getting frustraiting to keep up! "Ichigo, may I please speak with you for a moment?" that did it, that killed her, 'Thank goodness I'm such a good actress!' she thought, "Wat?!" Ichigo asked, obviously irritated, as they walked out of the room, "Look at this message!" Rukia said in her real self, "'Rukia, I've been sent to find an Espada, I'll be her for about a week, unfourtinatly I have to wear this disguise, you'll see me today, trust me! -Byakuya Kuchki' Wat?! You mean..." Rukia nodded, back in the room... "Good morning, unfourtinatly your teacher has decided to take a weeks vacation, I'll be your substitute, my name is Byakuya Kuchki," at the word "substitue" he glared at Ichigo, (poke) Tatskie poked Rukia in the back with the eraser end of her pencil, "Yo Rukia, is that your brother?" she gave an- otherwise unnoticeable- nod, Byakuya glared at Tatskie, no one talked the rest of the day,

At lunch Rukia went over to her brother, "Brother, have you found it yet?" "Not yet little Sister, however, you'll find many Soul Reapers scattered around the city," Rukia bowed and crossed to the other end of the room, "Casual much?" Mizuki asked, "Brother and I have a very respectful relationship," she said in that goody~two~shoes way, "How old is he? He sure is cute!" one girl asked, "Much older than you!" Ichigo chimed in, coming to Rukia's aid, how could she have said the exact same thing and kept the act? Then Keigo started in, "Hello Lovely!" "Hehehe Hi," Rukia laughed nervously, "Tell your brother that I'll protect you forever Honey!" he said backing Rukia into a corner, Byakuya looked up from his book for the second time, -thhe first was wen that girl said he was cute- He glared daggers at Keigo, a look that said, "Back off or die!" then the most amazing thing happened, "Back off or die!" Ichigo yelled, and Keigo backed off alright! Later that day... Byakuya followed Rukia and Ichigo home, "Long time no see Byakuya!" "Indeed, Kurasake," "Please, do call me Ichigo!" "Fine then, sister? Wat was that boy doing to you earlier?" "Nothing, he always tryes that sort of thing, so," she began to change the subjest, "were are you staying Brother?" "Well, actually," "Uh-uh! No way!" Ichigo chirped, "One Soul Reaper living in my closet is more than enough!" "Actually, I was going to say that I still have to ask Renji, were is he?" "My guess is a tattoo parlor! Hahahahaha!" Ichigo laghed, Rukia gigled, she couldn't help it, even Byakuya smiled, a rarity, then Rukia's Soul Phone rang and she deecided to take this one

Later that night... (BOOM!) Went the thunder, Rukia jumped slightly, thunder always scared her, (BOOM!) it went again, Rukia remembered wen she was little, how Renji would always be near her wen the thunder came, and how after they were Soul Reapers, after Renji and her had to leave eachother, how Kian was the only one to calm her from the thunder, but even he could only do so much, she hardly slept during storms, something about them frightened her, Rukia crept out of the closet as she heard another loud (BOOM!) "Yah!" Rukia sqealed, "Rukia?" Ichigo woke up, "Wat's the matter?" "Well, uh, do, um, uh, do you, mind, if, uh, Yah!" she sqealed at another loud clap, "You scared of thunder?" Rukia nodded, "You wanna get in?" she nodded, Rukia climbed into the bed, suddenly a very, very, loud clap of thunder rang through Rukia's ears, she screamed and shook a little, Ichigo held her close, "Woah, I feel your heartbeat, it's pretty fast, if it dosen't slow down you'll explode," Ichigo declared gently, "Yeah right!" "Yeah, right, just go back to sleep now," Rukia felt her heartbeat slow down, and she drited back to sleep,

The next day was uneventful, Ichigo talked to Byakuya about the night's events, "Strange, the only time Rukia has ever slept during a thunder storm was wen Kian Shiba was still alive, after his death she became more frightened of them than before, most likely because there was a storm going on wen he died, after that Captin Ukitake tried to help her on stormy nights, he said that wen she did sleep it was always fitful, how did you do it?" the question led to an unraverling of the night's events, and then they left, a big battle coming their way,

Rukia remembered wimpering for Ichigo to be near her, and finally, he came, he stroked her hair, "Ichigo! Ichigo!" she yelped faintly, he held her close, "Rukia, I won't leave," and the next thing she new, she was asleep,

The next thing Rukia new she was being held tightly, Ichigo was holding her to his chest, he was soft and warm, and wow! His heartbeat was a beautiful sound, Rukia looked to her right and saw Byakuya asleep, still a ways away though, "R-Rukia?" "Yes?" "Didn't you notice? There's a thunder storm outside," "Ichigo," she smiled, "I love you," "I love you too," their lips met, and at the moment, a lound cap of thunder played it's song outside, but it was ok, they had the theropy of eachother

NOTE: Eh, I wrote this after reading "The Outsiders" and my favirote line was "Go back to sleep, Honey," 'cause I just LOVE it wen a southern boy says "honey", so I wrote this, originally that line popped up every were, and there was a litle of Byakuya being a better older brother than he is, and wen I reread it I though it was too cheesy and cut out some stuff,