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And to be clear, here are the couples I write for: Ichigo and Rukia (Bleach), Momo and Toshiro (Bleach), Uryuu and Orahime (Bleach), Youraweichie and Kiuske (Bleach), Kagome and Inuyasha (Inuyasha), Sango and Miroku (Inuyasha), Ayame and Koga (Inuyasha), Kagura and Seshomaru (Inuyasha), Seya and Haji (Blood), Winry and Edward (Full Metal Alchemist), Roy and Riza (Full Metal Alchemist), Naruto and Hinata (Naruto), Sakura and Sauske (Naruto), Rachel and Jimmy (Case Closed), Harly and Katie (Case Closed), Ren and Kyoko (Skip Beat!), Kenta and Karin (Chibi Vampire/Karin) Maki and Winner (Karin),

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"Wake up! Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! Wake up!" Ichigo groaned loudly, opening his eyes to see his five year old daughter jumping up and down, "Mm, wat is it?" "Hurry! Hurry! Come outside with me! It's IMPORTANT!" The girl yelled, he glanced over at his wife who had a pillow over her head and was pretending to sleep, they had come home for the holidays and couldn't manege to keep the kids all in one place, Rukia had been even more tired lately dealing with Isshin, Yuzu and Karin, plus the kids, so Ichigo decided to let her sleep, after all, wen she acts like this she's reeeeeaaaaaallyyyyy tired!
Masaki pulled her father forward, "Daddy look!" she sqealed, "Wat Coul- Oh my...-RUKIA!!!!!!!!!!!" In the house, under the covers of Ichigo's old bed, Rukia was about ready to tear someone's head off, she opened the window and was about to scream a few dozen curses at Ichigo wen she saw WHY he had woken her, "Oh my- Uh-oh," with that she hastily slid on a pair of sweat pants and her robe before running outside in a pair of slippers, running through the snow, she looked over at her husband, who stood wide eyed, "Only YOUR child, Ichigo," she mumbeled
She just stared in awe at the scene, on one side was her son, Taiyou, with his tounge stuck to a street pole, and directly opposite him, stood her daughter, Tsuki, dispencing change for the money she was getting, and directing the neighborhood children on were to stand to get a good veiw of the mess her twin brother had created, "Ichigo, you handle YOUR son, I will handle YOUR daughter," Ichigo looked at her like she had just grown a tail or sometthing, "They're YOUR kids too!" "But they inherited this from YOU!" She insisted, hands on her hips, "Twisted logic," he mumbeled, "besides, how do you recommened I seperate him from the pole?" Rukia rolled her eyes as if she were the only intellegent adult in the area....actually, she was, "Warm water?" she suggested, "Right!" Ichigo turned and ran towards the house, "And don't get it too hot or you'll scold his tounge off!" she yelled, meanwile she aproached her daughter, "Tsuki, wat are you doing?" the six year old turned around smileing, "Selling tickets, but you can see him for free Mommy," Rukia had to bite the inside of her lip to keep her act together, wenever her babies called her "Mommy" she just melted, but none the less, she held her ground, "Tsuki....did YOU put Taiyou up to that?" Tsuki smiled, "Uh-huh! Aren't I smart Mommy?" Rukia took in a deep breath, stareing back at Ichigo who was currently disconnecting their son from the street pole, "Tsuki....you can't do that," "Yes I can! Don't you see Mama? It worked!" Rukia bit her lip, she saw so much of herself in her young daughter, "Well, yes, but...it's very mean, you shouldn't do that," "But Taiyou called me a Strawberry Head!" Rukia shook her head, "Hey Ichigo! I've got another job for ya'!"

Compliments Of Marrige

"I want to go to the beach," Ichigo opened one eye to see his very demanding wife stareing over him, "So wat's stopping you?" he mumbeled, pulling the sheets over his head, "You," she stated, he threw the blankets off and sat straight up to stare at her expressionless face, "Wen have I ever stopped you from anything Midget?!" he shouted, now fully annoyed, "I want ALL of us to go, the kids have never been to the beach," "Rukia, listen, the twins are three and Masaki is a year and a half, it'll be really hard to keep track of those three little munchkins wile you're trying to relax, trust me, my mom went through a lot of trouble wen my sisters were young and we went to the beach," "So? We'll bring Renji and make him babysit, that way we can both relax, let the kids have their fun, AND torture Renji all at the same time," ".....You're an evil geniouse Rukia, I new there was a reason I married you," he replied, sqeazing her waist, she rolled her eyes but grinned anyway, "It dosen't take a rocket scientist,"
"Human food is so messy!" Rukia exclaimed, licking sauce off of her lips and takeing another bite of French Bread pizza, Ichigo shook his head, "You're too dantiy and girly, come on take it like a man!" Rukia glared at him, "I'm not a man Ichigo, I'm a woman, and the simple fact that I've had three kids, am a month pregnant, AND am wearing a bikini SHOULD be proof enough of that," Ichigo shook his head slightly, "You're really amazeing that you can do all that," he said, "Did you just compliment me?! Call the newspapers!" Rukia couldn't manege to keep a straigt face with that and ended up rolling backwards onto her Chappy towel as she laughed, "Were, wen, and HOW did you learn that?" he asked, "I heard it from you, 'member? Last year wen I gave you that 'No strawberry jokes for an entire day' certificate for your birthday, you said 'You won't make fun of my name for an entire day!? Call the newspapers!'," "How do you remember this stuff?" "Any normal person can, your memory just happens to be the size of a peanut," Ichigo glared at her, "Haveing fun are you?" Renji asked, Rukia looked up to see Renji covered in sand, drenched in water, and....was that seaweed in his hair? "Renji they're three years old! How could they do all that to you?!" Ichigo laughed, "Well, they're YOUR kids, the two of YOU can do this to me in less than a minute! Wat am I saying? Wen Rukia was twelve she threw me in a river and somehow maneged to stuff 7 fish down my pants!" That was the last straw, Ichigo fell into flat out laughter at that point, Rukia shrugged, "I told you not to call me short," Ichigo laughed harder, "Look, wat did I EVER do to you two to deserve this?!" "Well," Ichigo began, "we'll start with strawberry jokes," "And go all the way down to hanging me upside down to try to empty my pockets," Rukia concluded, "Actually, I wasn't trying to empty your pockets, I was trying to see down your-" Ichigo and Rukia both looked at him with angry expressions, "Nothing! I said nothing!" "You no Ichigo, I was thinking of makeing this a monthly trip," 'Really? So was I!" Renji started pouting and was soon dragged away by Tsuki and Taiyou, "Can you believe him Rukia?" Ichigo turned around and did a double take, "Rukia, ....wat's in your mouth?" her cheeks were puffed out like a chipmunk, after a moment she guzzled down some water and replied, "It WAS Peperoni," Ichigo's mouth dropped, "You ate all that at once?" Rukia nodded happily, "You idiot! You can't do that! You'll tear your insides up!" Rukia put her hand on her hip, "I've been doing this since I started eating pizza," "Well you shouldn't! It's a really bad habbit!" "Too bad," "Atleast don't do it wen your pregnant," "Then wat am I supposed to do with it? Build a sculpture?" "How about eat it like a normal person?" "It's too spicey! By eating it all at once the spice dosen't have time to settle before I drink water," "Then let ME have it," "No! I like it!" Ichigo slapped himself in the head,
"Rukia, it's getting late," Ichigo stated, Rukia opened one eye, "Do you have a point?" "We need to get going," she raised up off of her towel and looked at Ichigo, "I have an ideah, let's book a hotel room for the night and go back to Soul Society tommorrow!" "Rukia, if you want to do that we'll have to get up reeeeeeaaaaally early tommorrow morning to get to the meeting on time," "So we're late for tommorrow's meeting, they'll live," Ichigo shrugged, "Alright, get the kids and tell Renji to go home," "Go home Renji!" Rukia shouted, Renji turned around and looked at her like he was insulted, Ichigo laughed slightly, "Wat did I marry into?" he asked rhetorically,

Karma Sweet Karma!

NOTE: Major spoilers ahead

Ok, so I no it's a bad habit, but every Saturday I watch the new episode of Bleach on YouTube (subtitles ofcourse) and read the new chapter on onemanga.com, yeah, bad habit I no, but I still watch Bleach on TV and buy the DVDs every other month and sometimes buy the manga (if I REALLY likr the episode, otherwise I don't read the manga) well I just found out tha Byakuya Kuchki, yes the same Byakuya Kuchki that was going to kill Rukia because of pride AND is that cold heartless little... anway, yes, that Byakuya, was an arrogant little punk who mouthed off to his superiors!!! Karma sweet karma! Now he's being payed bacck by dealing with Rukia's shinanagins! Hhahahaha! Although, he has it easy, as a child Byakuya was a tantrum rolled up in a ball, Rukia on the other hand is very well behaved, Ichigo is just having a bad influence on her, oh yeah, dealing with Ichigo, Renji and all the other shinanaginers is pay back to! I'm seriouse! He was a little bundle of trouble! Wen Youraweichie was a captin he would insult her all the time! He would be arrogant, loud mouthed, and throw a fit if things didn't go his way! You no, kinda like Ichigo only worse! Alot worse! Braty too! Youraweichie stole his hair tie and teased him and you should've seen it! He was yellin' and screamin' and chasin' her! It was hilariouse! No joke! On top of that, I always said Mayuri Kurtosuchi belonged in prison, well, he was in there ounce, I just can't beleive Kiuske let him out!! And at first Kian didn't want to be a lietenit, Ukitake forced him to be one, AND Gin was a little bundle of evil murderouse intent from birth! Isn't that nice? Anyway, I better post a poem or something before you all hate me!

Blonde Rukia

Ok, it has offically been proven, I am Rukia Kuchki with long blonde hair! Yay! Actually, if Rukia and Ichigo's baby was a girl, wouldn't it have dark blonde hair? And I no that I act alot like Rukia, and unfourtinatly, sometimes a little like Ichigo, for example last night I was really mad, untill I saw a cute stuffed kitty,then I was happy, neither of us can draw, I LOVE kimonos! And she wears them all the time, both of us are diffrent from the avrege, and I no I have her attitude! And, we love romance, along with acting, actually, alot of people think I should be an actress, I am a good actress, espically at the "good girl" act, I'm Rukia and Ichigo's child! It's the only explination! (kidding) But seriously! This is kinda cool!