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And to be clear, here are the couples I write for: Ichigo and Rukia (Bleach), Momo and Toshiro (Bleach), Uryuu and Orahime (Bleach), Youraweichie and Kiuske (Bleach), Kagome and Inuyasha (Inuyasha), Sango and Miroku (Inuyasha), Ayame and Koga (Inuyasha), Kagura and Seshomaru (Inuyasha), Seya and Haji (Blood), Winry and Edward (Full Metal Alchemist), Roy and Riza (Full Metal Alchemist), Naruto and Hinata (Naruto), Sakura and Sauske (Naruto), Rachel and Jimmy (Case Closed), Harly and Katie (Case Closed), Ren and Kyoko (Skip Beat!), Kenta and Karin (Chibi Vampire/Karin) Maki and Winner (Karin),

Compliments Of Marrige

"I want to go to the beach," Ichigo opened one eye to see his very demanding wife stareing over him, "So wat's stopping you?" he mumbeled, pulling the sheets over his head, "You," she stated, he threw the blankets off and sat straight up to stare at her expressionless face, "Wen have I ever stopped you from anything Midget?!" he shouted, now fully annoyed, "I want ALL of us to go, the kids have never been to the beach," "Rukia, listen, the twins are three and Masaki is a year and a half, it'll be really hard to keep track of those three little munchkins wile you're trying to relax, trust me, my mom went through a lot of trouble wen my sisters were young and we went to the beach," "So? We'll bring Renji and make him babysit, that way we can both relax, let the kids have their fun, AND torture Renji all at the same time," ".....You're an evil geniouse Rukia, I new there was a reason I married you," he replied, sqeazing her waist, she rolled her eyes but grinned anyway, "It dosen't take a rocket scientist,"
"Human food is so messy!" Rukia exclaimed, licking sauce off of her lips and takeing another bite of French Bread pizza, Ichigo shook his head, "You're too dantiy and girly, come on take it like a man!" Rukia glared at him, "I'm not a man Ichigo, I'm a woman, and the simple fact that I've had three kids, am a month pregnant, AND am wearing a bikini SHOULD be proof enough of that," Ichigo shook his head slightly, "You're really amazeing that you can do all that," he said, "Did you just compliment me?! Call the newspapers!" Rukia couldn't manege to keep a straigt face with that and ended up rolling backwards onto her Chappy towel as she laughed, "Were, wen, and HOW did you learn that?" he asked, "I heard it from you, 'member? Last year wen I gave you that 'No strawberry jokes for an entire day' certificate for your birthday, you said 'You won't make fun of my name for an entire day!? Call the newspapers!'," "How do you remember this stuff?" "Any normal person can, your memory just happens to be the size of a peanut," Ichigo glared at her, "Haveing fun are you?" Renji asked, Rukia looked up to see Renji covered in sand, drenched in water, and....was that seaweed in his hair? "Renji they're three years old! How could they do all that to you?!" Ichigo laughed, "Well, they're YOUR kids, the two of YOU can do this to me in less than a minute! Wat am I saying? Wen Rukia was twelve she threw me in a river and somehow maneged to stuff 7 fish down my pants!" That was the last straw, Ichigo fell into flat out laughter at that point, Rukia shrugged, "I told you not to call me short," Ichigo laughed harder, "Look, wat did I EVER do to you two to deserve this?!" "Well," Ichigo began, "we'll start with strawberry jokes," "And go all the way down to hanging me upside down to try to empty my pockets," Rukia concluded, "Actually, I wasn't trying to empty your pockets, I was trying to see down your-" Ichigo and Rukia both looked at him with angry expressions, "Nothing! I said nothing!" "You no Ichigo, I was thinking of makeing this a monthly trip," 'Really? So was I!" Renji started pouting and was soon dragged away by Tsuki and Taiyou, "Can you believe him Rukia?" Ichigo turned around and did a double take, "Rukia, ....wat's in your mouth?" her cheeks were puffed out like a chipmunk, after a moment she guzzled down some water and replied, "It WAS Peperoni," Ichigo's mouth dropped, "You ate all that at once?" Rukia nodded happily, "You idiot! You can't do that! You'll tear your insides up!" Rukia put her hand on her hip, "I've been doing this since I started eating pizza," "Well you shouldn't! It's a really bad habbit!" "Too bad," "Atleast don't do it wen your pregnant," "Then wat am I supposed to do with it? Build a sculpture?" "How about eat it like a normal person?" "It's too spicey! By eating it all at once the spice dosen't have time to settle before I drink water," "Then let ME have it," "No! I like it!" Ichigo slapped himself in the head,
"Rukia, it's getting late," Ichigo stated, Rukia opened one eye, "Do you have a point?" "We need to get going," she raised up off of her towel and looked at Ichigo, "I have an ideah, let's book a hotel room for the night and go back to Soul Society tommorrow!" "Rukia, if you want to do that we'll have to get up reeeeeeaaaaally early tommorrow morning to get to the meeting on time," "So we're late for tommorrow's meeting, they'll live," Ichigo shrugged, "Alright, get the kids and tell Renji to go home," "Go home Renji!" Rukia shouted, Renji turned around and looked at her like he was insulted, Ichigo laughed slightly, "Wat did I marry into?" he asked rhetorically,