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And to be clear, here are the couples I write for: Ichigo and Rukia (Bleach), Momo and Toshiro (Bleach), Uryuu and Orahime (Bleach), Youraweichie and Kiuske (Bleach), Kagome and Inuyasha (Inuyasha), Sango and Miroku (Inuyasha), Ayame and Koga (Inuyasha), Kagura and Seshomaru (Inuyasha), Seya and Haji (Blood), Winry and Edward (Full Metal Alchemist), Roy and Riza (Full Metal Alchemist), Naruto and Hinata (Naruto), Sakura and Sauske (Naruto), Rachel and Jimmy (Case Closed), Harly and Katie (Case Closed), Ren and Kyoko (Skip Beat!), Kenta and Karin (Chibi Vampire/Karin) Maki and Winner (Karin),

Everything Is An Aventure For You, Isn't It?

"Wake up, we have to get going," Ichigo wispered, Rukia creeked an eye open, it was still dark outside, stupid 5:30 A.M.....thing, she groaned and pulled the sheets back over her, Ichigo shrugged, "Fine, then I'll leave you here all alone, Yuzu isn't comeing home 'till about 2 in the afternoon though, and my dad's gonna be gone for the rest of the week, with me and Karin gone, you'll be here all alone, in a dark house, with no one around," she peeked out at him, "Ugh, I'm comeing, I hate you for makeing me watch 'The Grudge' last night though!" "Hey! YOU wanted to watch that! I warned you!" ".....Oh yeah," she rubbed her eyes and tumbeled out of bed, "I can't believe your dad was able to contact you in Soul Society! And of all reasons to babysit your sisters wile he's out of town!" She stated, begining to change clothes, cold air hitting bare skin, not a pleasent feeling, "Yeah but we're lucky he did! If he didn't who nos wat would've happened!" "Yes, it's a shame that Karin injured her leg so badly your FIRST DAY babysitting," she smirked slightly, she could feel his anger begin to rise, "Look YOU, at least I didn't say 'Ooopse! This injury is too servere! My Kido won't work on it!'" this time HE smirked, Rukia threw a shoe at him, "It isn't MY fault! It's an internal injury Dumby! Simple Kido dosen't work well on those, you need alot more power, like...Orihime for instance, too bad she and Uryuu are on their honeymoon NOW," "True," the door creaked open, light entering the room and a very annoyed looking Karin leaning in the doorway, "It's 5 in the morning and you two are ALREADY at it? Jeez, I don't even no how that happens!" "Well it ll started wen Rukia wouldn't wake up and-!" Rukia sqwealed in distain, brush mid-way through her hair, "YOU practically threatened me!" "Oh please! I-" "I didn't say I WANT to no!" Karin protested, shakeing her head and limping down the hall on her crutches, Ichigo and Rukia looked at eachother, "Maybe we should stop fighting, atleast wen Karin's in hearing distance," Rukia suggested, Ichigo nodded in agreement,
Rukia glared at Ichigo, "Why can't I ride shotgun?" she growled through clenched teeth, "Because the back is very small and Karin can't scrunch up her leg," Rukia blinked at him in confusion, "Right, more of a reason to ride in the back so she can lay down," Ichigo was about to snap back but then she smiled at him like she had gotten something right and he had no choice but to "Right! Why didn't I think of that? Oh well, I already promised her shotgun," Rukia pouted but walked around to the backseat anyway, "Gee, you'd think that liveing so long, surviveing an exicution, AND a war, and being married and pregnant would count for SOMETHING!" Ichigo laughed a little and shook his head, "Wen you have the baby you can ride shotgun," he laughed, "Um, hello? No cars in Soul Society," he looked back at her confused, "I thought we were haveing it here!" "No, we are haveing HER in Soul Society, wat sense does it make to live in Soul Society, but have a baby here?" "Rukia, you're ten weeks pregnant, you don't no that it's a she," "Well, I'm assumeing so untill I'm told otherwise so that I won't be calling her an 'it'," Ichigo shook his head again, this was gonna be a long day,
Amazeingly they were able to get there peacefully, it wasn't untill Ichigo was supposed to pay attention to things that everything messed up, a nurse was trying to explain to him how to treat the injury wen they got home but poor Rukia got stuck listening, incedentaly, pens, his wedding ring, and a car backfireing are more interesting, well actually, Ichigo is just easily distracted, "You are a horrible person," Rukia stated, sitting back down after listening to instructions and going back into the lounge, "So I got distracted, no big deal, you can relay," Rukia glared, "I don't care, you're lucky that I decided to come with you instead of staying out HERE alone, or YOU would be in trouble," "Oh come on Rukia! Don't be mad! YOU get distracted!" "Yes, but not wen I'm listening for instructions on how to care for someone who's injured!" "Oh please! You seem to have forgotten the incedent a few days ago! Remember? I took a blow to the head, you were supposed to give me the BLUE pills, NOT the RED ones! You gave me dog medicine! DOG medicine Rukia!" Ichigo couldn't help but laugh a bit, it was so tragic...yet so funny to hear, "Atleast now we no that you're de-wormed," JIchigo started laughing more, "Besides, it wasn't like I was EASILY distracted like YOU!" "You were distracted because you saw a deer in the window!" "It was a BABY deer, there's a diffrence!" at this point Ichigo coudn't tell if he was laughing....or crying
"'Pull aroud to the back, it'll be easier!' Tch, why not tell me that before?!" Ichigo mocked, he and Rukia were currently walking around the parking grounds hopelessly looking for their car, "Is that it?" "No," "Is that it?" "No!" "Is that it?" "NO!" "Is-" "Rukia! Every black car you see is NOT our's!" "......Is it that one?" she asked, pointing to the millionth car, "NO!" Ichigo looked around a little more, "Rukia, I think we- Rukia? Rukia?! Ah man! You HAD to run off didn't ya'!?" she was gone, "Hey Ichigo! Here's an option!" she waved, standing in front of a pink and black sports car, "Rukia, that's not-" "I no, we could borrow this one," at that moment Rukia pulled a long wire out of her purse, sticking it under the window and unlocking the car, Ichigo's mouth dropped, he couldn't believe that his wife jut highjacked a car! "You can highjack a car but you can't open a juice box?!" he screeched, she didn't pay attention to him, "I like this sucker! Let's keep it!" at that point Ichigo's lower jaw completely disconnected itsself, "NO! That is someone else's car! We can't kee it! We're not even supposed to touch it!" Rukia pouted, "But I like it," "I don't care! You can't have it! Even if you COULD keep it, wich you can't, how would you drive it?" Rukia slid the wire in the ignition, fiddled with it a moment, and started the engine, "Easy," "Rukia, PLEASE get over now!"
Well they FINALLY found the car, thanks to the owner of the sports car, who didn't mind Rukia's intrusion after Ichigo had explained that she was foreighn and, well, cluseless, earning himself a jab to the ribs, they were finally able to get back inside to the small cafe' there, "Rukia, are you SURE you don't want anything to eat?" she shook her head, "Not even strawberries?" she thought about that for a moment, "Well,....I suppose I could have a few strawberries," she replied, danceing in circles nervously, a few minutes later Ichigo turned to retreve her and saw that strawberries apparently weren't good enough, in the tower that she dared call a "pile" lay: Strawberries, along with, potato chips, chocolate bars, cookies, a peice of cake, and just wen he thought she had gotten it all, here she came with a giant pickle, wich she placed dantily on top, she grinned at him shyly and laughed embaressedly, Ichigo shook his head, "You- You always said I needed to gain weight, nows the perfect time," she giggled, Ichigo just stared, he was glad he was in a hospital, he might just have a stroke
Karin, incidentally, was still out of it wen they went back to get her, and as Ichigo got the perscription from the doctor, Rukia simply stared in horror at the "giant" (wich really was quite small but to Rukia it was huge) needle pokeing through Karin's arm, "I-Ichigo," she wined, he sighed and looked at her tiredly, "Wat?" "I-I think I'm gonna-" aaaaaand she fainted, "Rukia?! Great, now I've got two of them unconciouse," Ichigo shook his head, holding Rukia in one arm and their things in the other
Ichigo was majorly PO'd! So....aparently the first pharmacy didn't have the medicine, neither did the second, so let's try a third, luckily so far so good, "Ichigo? Can I have this?" Rukia asked, tugging on his sleve and showeing him a candy thing, "Didn't you get enough earlier? Most of wich is still in the car by the way," "But this is diffrent," at that moment the pharmasist returned, "Fine, fine," he just wanted to get this over with! But before he new it, "Can I have THIS?" now it was a plushie, "Sure," "And how about-" "Rukia, I will give you $50.00 to spend in here if you promise to leave me alone, "Ok!" amazeing how a few drug store trinkets could make her happy,
Amazeingly they got home all in one peice, Rukia weilding atleast 5 new kinds of expensive chocolates and atleast 10 new plushies, complete with a bag full of make up (wich Ichigo insisted that she didn't need but bought anyway), a few baby dresses for her, he assumed, stuffed animals (if they were for REAL animals there would be a problum!) and a bag that had a "surprise" for him, "Man, I just want to sleep for the next few millinia," he moaned, stretching out on the bed, "Aw? Are you sure about that?" Rukia's voice was very playfull, causing him to wounder wat she had done and look over at her....only to see her in a set of pink scrubs with a huge grin plastered on her face, "I had extra money and wanted to see your reaction," she read his mind, "I dunno....should I be delighted....or frightened?" she giggled and sat next to him, "You tell me," she replied, hands curving under his neck and lips meeting his, "Delighted," he moaned, causeing her to giggle again, "Very delighted," he muttered against the skin of her face as he slowly trailed kisses all the way down to her neck,"So I look good then?" "Irrisistable,"

CPR? And, How Does That Go?

NOTE: For Nanao-Chan! And I'm actually certified in CPR! Legally! Cool huh?

Rukia spit out a small bit of water, this was very unpleasent, "Alright!" Ichigo barked, she was still on the floor, still soaking wet, and he was using her as a "class example" "Look at this!" he said pointing to Rukia, ok now she was getting mad, "This is your example!" little red annoying ticks were starting to appear around Rukia, "And this is why all captins and leiteints are learning CPR!" And they've decided to live there, "If Rukia didn't no how to swim as well as she does she would've drowned! She seems to have swimming as a second nature, luckily!" Alright that did it, "Shut up Ichigo! Stop treating me like some kind of lab rat!" she said from behind him, "Oh, sorry," "Can I please dry off now!" "But-" "I'm going to dry off!" "Right! Go ahead!" and she stormed out of the meeting hall, "Well, wile we wait, let me tell you all! You are to teach your squads CPR as soon as I teach you, now, go get your leitenits, and come back," he commanded, and they did

"Rukia! Let go!" he mumbeled, raising up from her face, "I told you that I wasn't kissing you! I was-" "Giving me the kiss of life!" "Wich isn't litterally a kiss!" "Then why did you kiss me?" she was so adorably clueless! But the other captins and leitenits were starting to wounder if this was merely an excusse for the two of them to lip lock during a meeting, "Let's go over this one more time" he said, this was going to be a long day,

"Alright! Everyone understands, right?" the captins and leitenits nodded, "Now, pairs," "Ichi," Rukia smiled, he nodded a slight yes, but before anything else was heard, Asagi yelled, "I get Shuhei!! He's mine!" said Soul Reaper waved his arms and mouthed 'no' over and over again, "Watever," Ichigo declarred, "Yay!" Asagi hugged her leitenit and wouldn't let go, "Captin! Let go! You're squishing me!" watching her made Ichigo turn to look at Rangiku, then he noticed, "Rangiku? Were's your captin?" "I- I don't no," meanwile...

Toshiro woke up, 'Why isn't my alarm clock going off?' he woundered, then he remembered that it was broken, then he realized, "Oh crud I missed the meeting," yes Toshiro, yes you did,

"I'm sorry I missed the meeting! My alarm clock-" "Yeah, my alarm clock breaks all the time," "Yeah, but yours breaks because of all the steam between games of tonsel hockey," "Say again?" "Oopse, did I say that out loud?" yep!"Wel look, somewere between work toda get someone to teach you CPR, alright? And by the way, you try dealing with a fiance' like Rukia with only a few days till the wedding, then tell me that you won't try anything to shut her up," "I HEARD THAT!" Rukia yelled from wereever she was, "She hears everything," "YES I DO! ALL WOMEN DO!" "HEY RUKIA! LET'S PRACTICE THAT CPR TECHNIQE ONE MORE TIME!" And she didn't respond, "Alright, I gotta go give 'er another CPR lesson," and he walked off

Great, he walked down the street, he had to spend the day in the World Of The Living, although, that's were Ichigo learned it, and no Soul Reaper ever heard of it untill him, that gave Toshiro the mental image of Ichigo, Rukia, and a CPR lesson that he did NOT need! He shook the thought from his mind, "Hey! Toshiro!" before turning around he said, "It's Captin Hitsugaya to you!" then he saw Karin, and a little light bulb went off in his head, "Hey Karin! Do you no CPR?"

Already Promised

NOTE: A sequal for Nanao44,

"Now look!" Ichigo said sternly, "We can't eat eachother's faces during this," Rukia rolled her eyes, "Yeah, yeah, weren't we just doing that to annoy Toshiro?" "Didn't you like it?" "Well, yes, but that was really over doing it, look, we usually don't kiss that much and we aren't ever that sloppy about it, besides, with all luck there will be more crying than kissing," "Oh joy," Rukia drgged him into the room, "Me first," she said, sitting at the desk, "Wait, aren't you supposed to be the first one to have your head shrunk, not the first to do the shrinking?" "First is first Ichigo" he rolled his eyes,

"Oh Captin!!!" Rangiku sqealed, "Wanna come with me?" "Aren't Rukia and Ichigo useing the theropy room right now?" "Yeah, but I meant to get a drink, besides, they'll be there a wile," "I don't drink, besides, there's somewere I have to be," "Were?" "None of your buissness!" "Fine I'll just ask Momo later wen I go in the hot springs with the girls," "And way mkes you think that I'm telling Momo?" "Captin?!" Rangiku gasped, "Are you cheating on her?!" "No!" "Then why aren't you going to tell her?" Great, he was in quite a perdicament, 'Women live in packs,' he thought, "I'm not telling Momo, because she's coming with me," "Ooooh! I little love retreat?" "No! It's stricktly buisness," and he leaped up, and left

"Lil' Shiro!" he snapped from his thoughts, "Is something wrong?" "Sorry Momo, I'm just not looking forward to this," the girl questioned him no further as they walked to the Kurasake house, Karin just happened to be outside, "Toshiro!" the girl was happy to see him, he waved to her, "Momo, why don't you go back to Urahara's, this won't take long," she shruged off the strange request and did just that, "So, who's the chick?" Karin asked running towards Toshiro, "Her name is Momo, and, that's why I need to talk to you," they sat on the curb, "Karin, I'm,-" "She's your girlfreind isn't she?" he looked up, shock spreading over his face, "Not exactly," "But, you love her, right?" "I, I think so," "Well?" "Well, wat do you say, about meeting tommorrow? To do that head shrinking?" "Sure, but you love someone else, I don't no, so I can't make any promises, but, I do no, that you are very special,"he leaned over and kissed her on the cheek, letting his lips linger on her sking for a little longer, he stood up, she was still blushing, "A kiss, can be nothing more than a sighn of greeting, but it can also be a sighn of affection" and he left, without another word

Spring Time

NOTE: For Nanao44, my good freind, this is for you

The door of Ichigo's room slammed open! Causing the two to stop their luxouriouse kiss, "Alright!" Toshiro yelled, "Captin Hitsugaya, could you cme back in about, um, five minutes?" Rukia asked, panting a little as she did, "So you two can keep swapping spit?! I don't think so!" "Please?!" "No! It's gross enough that you two are playing Tounge War in the first place!" "Look, three more days and I'll be the boss of you!" Ichigo yelled, "Yes! Three more days! Not now! Subsitute!" "Can we get the verbal beating over with already?!" "Yeah, just yell at Ichigo and come back in ten minutes?" "You just said five," "Well-" "Wait! Wat makes you think that he's here to yell at me?!" "Really? Think about it," "Hey!" "Shut up you two! Wat is it, wen you aren't biting eachother's heads off your playing tonsal hokey?!" "Wow, there are alot of terms for kissing aren't there Ichigo?" "You don't no the half of it," "HEY!" They both shut up, "Now look! Rukia, your brother is looking for you, I can't exactly tell him that she's trading gum with a man that he boarders on hating!" "But we aren't chewing gum," Ichigo covered is mouth as he tried to stop laughing, "Wat?" no answer, Toshiro rolled his eyes, "Toshiro, were did you learn that?" "Your sister, and it's Captin Hitsugaya to you!" "Wat?!" "She said that her brother was trading gum with Rukia, and she said that it meant making out," Ichigo rolled his eyes, "Hey Rukia, you were supposed to tell him about us yesterday, how long are ya' gonna wait? Till the kids come?" "No, a year is a long time," Ichigo fell off the bed, "Well! You are marrying me soon aren't you!?" she asked, leaning over the side of the bed, "Yes but-" as they argued Toshiro stood in the doorway making faces to mock the two, they looked up, "Anyway, we'll tell him in three days at the meeting, wen he can't legally hurt me," Ichigo said, "And today?" "Tell him that... we're tired from fighting all day," Toshiro rolled his eyes and began to walk out the door, "Ichigo," he heard in a creepy tone right before he was out of the room, "Come here and get a tounge lashing," "Yes Ma'm" Toshiro slammed the doors and suddered, he was mature, but that was just gross! Remind him to never open that door again, he shook his head, trying to erase the unwanted mental image, "Hey, Toshiro," "That's Captin Hitsugaya to you!" he barked without looking at the person he was yelling at, "Wat's with you? Did you see them nawing eachother's faces off?" "Yep," "Oh," "Have you seen it?" "Yeah, I hope I never do anything gross like that!" "You won't!" "Wat's that supposed to mean?!" "Nothing," Toshiro started walking down the stairs, "Hey!" Karin followed after him, she followed him outside and to the park, they were in a race by the time they got there, Karin was panting, Toshiro picked up a soccer ball and started doing tricks with it, "Aren't you tired?!" she panted, "No," he bounced the ball on his nee and kicked it up, then back on his nee, "Wat are you doing?" "Thinking," "About wat?" "Three days, wen your brother becomes my bss and the leader of Soul Society," "I pitty you," "Yeah, well, we made it so he couldn't make any diccesions without Rukia, so I'm pretty sure that Soul Society won't blow up that day" Karin laughed, "Seriouly, wat are you thinking about?" "Rukia, her brother wants to no were she is and I need a better excuse than, 'She's tired from fighting all day,'" Karin shook her head, "In my openion everyone in Soul Soceity needs a good shrink! Just for an hour atleast! One day! One day with a good shrink and I guarnteethat things won't be as messed up!" "Even you?" "I wouldn't mind having my head shrunk ounce in a wile," "Then, why don't you suggest it?" "Oh please! Do you honestly think that your brother would go for that?!" she thought for a moment, "I no! Sine Ichigo and Rukia are tgether now-" "They'll get they're heads shrunk? I doubt it! Besides, those two would take the longest!" "I wasn't finished yet! I was going to say, maybe you can have couple theropy," "Trust me, they don't need it!" "Not couples couple!" "The diffrence?" "In couple theropy they have the person's...partner, be the shrink!" "No kidding?" "Honest!" "They might just go for that, but, there aren't many couples in Soul Society," "Well, just have the couple thing for couples and mainly those two so they can get their heads shrunk! Everyone else can have an actual therapist!" "Yeah, but how much you wanna bet that if we hide a camra in there we'll catch more kissing than head shrinking?" "That's not allowed, but, probbably," "Eh, I don't really trust therapists, who's to say they won't get drunk one night and spill everything? Espically in my case!" "Wat do you mean?" "My leitenit! She'll do anything to get a credit card! In my name! Here's wat she'd do: Get the therapist drunk, convince said shrink to spill her guts, then black mail me untill I get her a credit card in my name! And do her papper work!" Karin couldn't help but laugh, "Hey!" "Sorry, it's funny!" "Yeah, if it isn't you!" "Well you no, I'm not aloud to drink, or go to Soul Society," "So?" "So, um,-" "You no," "Hm?" "My freind, she really needs a good therapist," "Oh?" "Yeah, she isn't nuts or anything, she may need shock treatment though," Karin laughed a little, so did he, "No, she would cry if she heard that," "Yeah?" "Yeah," "You no, as long Ichigo dosen't start yelling and throwing insults, you could probbably get him and Rukia to say yes," "Why did you say that about Ichigo?" "Well I overheard her talking to Orahime, she was saying stuff like, 'And then I thought, "Sometimes I wounder if you're all there!' I mean, wat am I?! His shrink?! It wouldn't be so bad if he was calmly talking wen I was there to listen, but I was reading and he was yelling! And- sorry, I'm doing the same thing to you aren't I? Sorry,' and then her and Orahime were talking about nothing again," "Yeah," "You no, Yuzu and Dad aren't home," Karin blushed a little, "Yeah? Race you!" and they took off

"Ouch!" they heard as they walked in the house, "That hurt!" "Well sorry!" "Be more carefull!" "I'll try!" they heard, "Well, never a dull moment," they said in unison, "Do you want to go see wat my idiot brother did to Rukia?" "Not really, she probbably tripped over something or something, I mean he's pretty carefull with her," "Really?" they were walking up the stairs, "Yeah, I mean, he's always pretty protective of her, if you look at Rukia side ways he'll nearly kill you, I'd hate to be around the blood bath wen someone actually hurts her! Espically an enime! I mean, you no everything he did to save her right? He may have throwen her off of a 500 ft. scaffold, but, still, I mean, he was inredably mad at her brother for everything," "Wat did her brother do?" "He was going to let her die, maybe even kill her himself, remember?" "Oh, yeah," "And then! Wen Aizan stuch his hand through her, wen Grimmjow not only stuck his hand threw her, but then threw her! Aronino, the list goes on and on," "Yeah," 'I never new that about my brother,' "I mean, one time Rukia broke her arm sparring, you should've seen him looking for the sparring partner!" they sat in Karin's room, "Hey, maybe he bit her tounge?" "Nah, wat did I just say? He may be a reckless clutz, but he's carefull with her," "So, early, I was thinking, maybe, I could be your shrink, ya' no, since it's a one time thing," "That, sounds nice," they were both blushing, they leaned a little, closed their eyes, and, "We're home!" Yuzu yelled, slamming the door down stairs, "Well! I have pepper work to do," "Yeah, and I have homework," "Maybe, see you later?" "Yeah, later, um, we weren't gonna-" "It was just the pollen, you no, spring, heat, pollen, it all makes everyone kinda crazy," he got up and left, wen he was gone she wispered to herself, "Yeah, spring, crazy,"

If anyone wants more just tell m and I might do a seqeul

Valentines Day Is Embarresing!

NOTE: Request for Neccy, love ya'! NOTE: This as written before I new about Wite Day, if I ad nowen I would've changed it

Karin sat inside waiting on Kenta, she had never payed much attention to Valentines Day, untill now, Ren had always looked at it as is second favirote day, Christmas EVE was is favirote, "Stress! Stressed out women everywere!" he'd say, 'Kenta said he'd be her by noon, wounder were he is?' Karin got up, and opened the door to step out but stepped and bumped right into Kenta, causing them both to fall over, "S-sorry Kenta! I was just-" "It was my fault I bumped into you, so" "No it was my-" "Happy Valentines day!" before she had a chance to say it was her fault, Karin had a bundle of purple roses in front of her, "Oh Kenta! Were did you find purple roses?" "They're the same couler as your hair! I'll show you were I found them!" and they got up and left, they walked for a wile and found a garden of roses of all coulers, but the elegance soon faded, "Karin? Wat's wrong is your blood increasing?" "There's alot of misfourtune here," "There usually is on Valentines Day, now tell me THAT'S not iorny!" "Too many people," "Come 'ere," "Still to many, someone could see," "Karin, remember wat I told you, 'if you ever feel the urge to bite, my necks open game, you don't need to find someone else'" "But people will still think-" "You could kiss first," "Wah! Anju! Wat are you doing?" "Spying," "She is right," "Alright then," the two closed their eyes, leaned in and kissed, but wat was merely supposed to be a cover for Karin, turned into the true meaning of Valentines Day, breaking for air, Karin saw this as an oppertunity to bite, she leaned down and bit Kenta's neck, but unexpecdenly, that turned into another kiss, and there they were, on Valentines Day, kissing in a feild of roses, how much more romantic can you get?